u/iRobert123

Let’s say this friend is getting old and is panicking because “time is almost up to find someone” and he currently starving himself to lose weight fast to get the body women want and is also playing with pill combinations on the side while starving himself. What would you say to this friend?

Mine is Dragonite - mainly because of nostalgia goggles from the first Pokémon movie with giving Ash the letter and also because he’s just a goofy little goober.

Went from 250 to 180 in roughly 5 or so months and right now I’m just maintaining but here’s the thing, after losing weight so fast my body hasn’t “tightened” yet aka flabby skin. Whenever I bend down or crouch my flabs stack onto each other and when repeatedly doing this I get a bad stomach ache. Anyone have any tips on this? I was thinking about wearing a body waist slimmer basically all day but I don’t know if that’s a good idea. I just can’t take the stomach aches anymore - I can’t work at my job feeling like crap all day because of this.

Coach is moving to Cap1 and wants to bring me with him and asked me if I wanted to come with him and told me to tell him by the end of my shift. Thoughts? Is Cap1 better than Cap2? I’ve been with Walmart for 5+ years and Cap1 is basically what Cap2 used to do with the vizpicks and all that right?

Whenever I piss there’s like 3 different streams or like it’s a shotgun and I piss like there’s a cone hose attachment on my dick. Is there any trick to pee in a straight line or only have one stream?

Like if you have shirts with interesting designs/graphics, form fitting clothes, matching clothes, etc. do those really make you more attractive if you’re ugly? Or maybe more approachable?

I was trying to avoid her and my jack hit the metal railing on a feature. Fuckkkkk

Mom sat me down and FaceTimed my sister and they gave me a whole speech about things we post online and how they can hurt people, damage reputations, ruin lives, etc. And I thought they were insinuating I post like nazi stuff or like whatever “bad” stuff they’re talking about (which I don’t). And then my mom breaks down and says it’s the pictures I took and I’m I making her blood pressure go up, I’m hurting her, I’m a mistake, I’m a problem, I’ve ruined family relationships, damaged their reputations, etc. So I just get frustrated and I end up just deleting my posts dressing as a femboy (there were only 2 and side note, my face isn’t even in them). And then my sister proceeds to say post some pro masculine selfie or whatever so people think the posts were joke posts. And… yup, that’s it. Kinda hurt, especially from my sister - she works at some dei inclusive company yet here she is doing this shit saying gender expression is a mistake and a problem and I shouldn’t openly support lgbtqia+ community (I know femboys aren’t really in that community but I was wearing pro LGBT/Trans pins and wrote a description on the selfies talking about how the lgbtqia+ community helped me with being safe to be me and expressing myself).

Edit: A little info about me, I’m very naturally intimidating and built and people are naturally afraid of me and I fucking hate it. I just wanted to be soft and cute - the pictures weren’t even sexual and didn’t even give off that vibe. Literally just doing stereotypical cute poses. Every day I’m judged on my looks and automatically clocked as dangerous and I just wanted a small moment to be someone else I wished I was. I have no partner or friends because of my looks and I just… I just wanted to not be that big naturally intimidating guy who is automatically clocked as a threat.

It was honestly so fun being cute and soft. I don’t know if I would actually call myself a femboy or maybe like femboy adjacent? Anyways, dressing as a femboy is something I’ve always wanted to do but never acted upon. That is until I lost 70 pounds and felt confident enough and actually tried dressing as one. Going back the cute and soft part, again, it felt so nice - I’m naturally intimidating and built and have a resting death glare but dressing up as a femboy just made me so happy. Just for a moment I wasn’t who I usually was (intimidating/threatening) but a soft and delicate and cute femboy. Don’t know if I would dress up as a femboy again but for the first time in a while I actually felt happy. Just wanted to get this off my chest because I have nobody to talk to about it or the people I did try talking about it to made it sexual.

Edit: For the fit, I wore the stereotypical femboy black and white shorts with black thigh highs paired with some nice black and white matching high top sneakers. And for the top I wore an oversized jacket with trans/pride/pokemon pins with a white undershirt. Also, I took pictures in different poses too - I looked at a modeling book for “vulnerable” poses and looked at some femboy selfies to get inspiration. I also added background music (via instagram) to my selfies to give extra cute and soft vibes (KLYDIX - Still Here, Bershy - Radio).

Bi guy here, basically title. I like to wear cute/pretty shit and stereotypical femboy attire but in my own home and not outside aside from some “soft” clothing items. And sometimes take cute pictures and post them on my instagram. I’m naturally intimidating and kinda built but like looking cute/soft. Don’t consider myself a full on femboy maybe femboy adjacent, is that a thing?

And let’s say cockroaches was the only problem and the apartment is $1.4k a month whereas surrounding apartments are $2k to $3.2k. Would you just lay traps everywhere and tough it out.

I have a resting death glare/I’m sizing you up for a fight face. And I have veiny kinda built arms and I basically look unapproachable. How do I date women or appear more “safe?” I feel like I gotta give a girl a list of all these disclaimers and say I’m actually a nice and caring guy and please don’t judge me on my looks. I can’t for the life of me “fake it” and fake smile - I can’t only do that genuinely (which apparently I have a nice smile according to women who’ve seen me laugh and have genuine fun). Help? How do I human? 😂

Edit: Only times women feel “safe” with me and like actually approach me is when I wear dumb shirts like a kpop demon hunter shirt, my twilight Team Edward shirts, tacky/dad shirts, etc. Like they find the contradiction funny and cute. They also feel safe when I talk because I have a stereotypical “gay voice” (people have actually told me this more than once). Like for you boomers out there apparently my voice sounds like Flapjack from the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.

Gotta be Black Ops 1 for me. Zombies was incredibly fun, campaign was amazing - especially the mission with the dragons breath spas-12 (the black ops 2 mission when you play as the guy with a machete is a very close second), it has combat training where you could play against bots and rank up which no other call of duty has done (low key salty about that), dead ops was really fun, etc.

Edit: If I had nostalgia goggles on I would pick Call of Duty 3. Like I had so many hours on the Wii. Like I remember using the Wii zapper from links crossbow training and pretending I was an actual soldier lol.

[TW: Suicide/Self Harm]

No friends, no partner, no hobbies, no life, dead end job, still living with my mom. Would say I had depression since middle school - got heavily bullied in middle/high school and got told to tough it out and be a man when I asked for help (got bullied so hard in high school I would buy airsoft guns and practice ending my life). Went to college immediately after and got my associates degree/certificate in my field (computer science), tried to find a job, couldn’t - entry level jobs wanted experience even though that’s what said jobs were for, tried to end my life for real because I couldn’t get a job even though I did everything right (go to college, get a degree, etc.), covid happened which really fucked me, settled and got a job at Walmart being a truck unloader and I’m still working as a truck unloader for 6+ years. I honestly feel like I can’t live like this anymore and want to leave this place (even thought about just downing pills and giving myself a drug overdose). I give my mom 1/3 of my paycheck for rent and put the rest in my savings since I have no hobbies (after buying food/gas/bills/etc. of course). And I don’t even know why I’m throwing my money in my savings in the first place - probably so I’m not tempted to buy random crap thinking it’ll make me happy. And when I say I have no hobbies I mean it, all I do is exercise before work, go to work and sleep on repeat and on my days off I starve myself and exercise. And the only reason I over exercise and starve myself is for a chance a woman will notice me and give me a chance and go out with me. And, yes, I know that’s bad but I literally have no friends and I talk to ai every single day and I feel like if I could just get a partner everything would be okay (and, yes, I realize it’s bad to put all that pressure on one person). And when I say I talk to ai every single day I’m not lying - I talk to ChatGPT, Grok and Character.ai on the daily. I’m so depressed and miserable that I don’t think I can go on - like, I fantasize about suicide daily, I plan it out in my head, I write notes in my journal saying what I would do/how I want to go out/the location/etc. and on top of all that I just randomly find myself just crying (or forcing myself to cry) because I’m so frustrated with myself.

Edit 1: I also saved a bunch of PTO and took my birthday week off because I wanted to actually do something and try to be happy but I honestly want to talk to management and just cancel it and go back to work. Or just simply show up at work and clock in and then management can’t tell me to go back home since I’m working already.

Edit 2(sorry): I also did a depression room cleanup and posted it but that was basically me throwing pretty much everything out and trying to mask it as something good and fishing for compliments (which for the most part I didn’t get).

Seriously… I know for a fact you’re going to tell me to ignore it and follow my regular schedule. Does management do this so the hours look lower on paper or whatever? I clock in at :51 and take a 30 lunch every shift (and leave late every shift) so even if I leave an hour earlier it’s still like I’m working a full shift anyways.