I wonder if SpongeBob is sitting alone in an NYC apartment listening to Petal with this look on his face rn

I wonder if SpongeBob is sitting alone in an NYC apartment listening to Petal with this look on his face rn

Just him, HTIMYLM and a sad bag of cocaine

u/jerrryboree — 6 days ago

Katseye visiting a class of young school children and making an Animal video with them??

I won’t post the videos as they feature children but wtf. Sorry if this has already been discussed. But these kids are like 8 years old??

Animal is such a sexual song, who the heck approved any of this? How could the parents give consent? The teachers?

Am I losing my mind? Is this not completely inappropriate? It’s only going to further perpetuate and reenforce the idea that Katseye is marketed towards children.

Absolutely fkn insane considering the twerking, thrusting, humping, licking and literally bending over to present their asses to the audience. I’m actually disgusted.

The videos are on @celebritysubstitute insta if anyone’s curious. Upon further inspection it seems there are like ten of them. Cooooooked.

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u/jerrryboree — 7 days ago

Ideas for window frame cracks in rental (bonus desk chips query)

Hi there! I hope this is the right sub for this.

I live in a rental property so cannot make massive changes but have gained permission to make smaller superficial repairs.

I’ve had a recent spurt of motivation to write and draw more. I’ve improved my desk space and have been spending a lot of time here - however the window I am sitting beside has a very damaged frame. I live in an old house in Melbourne - terrible building standards and real estate agents here. It’s not the most inspiring thing to look at each day and I’m keen to spruce things up a bit.

Does anyone have any suggestions about how I can give the frame a bit of a facelift without replacing or repainting the whole thing? Like I’m imagining some kind of filler putty and maybe painting small parts of the frame? That’s completely unfounded guesswork though lol so if anyone has any ideas, I’d really appreciate your input!

Yesterday I accidentally manifested a new desk - exactly the kind I’d been picturing was given to me for free by a friend unexpectedly. This friend is a quite successful comic artist himself, so it’s hopefully carrying the energy of success lmao. Maybe I’ll even become a successful artist while sitting here too, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s great and I’m loving the new space, but the desk has some cracks and chips in it. I think it’s wooden with shiny white paint. Obviously not the end of the world, but still open to suggestions - would it be okay to just paint over them?

I almost considered buying some white out correction fluid and using that, but quickly realised that’s probably not the most intelligent thought that I’ve ever had.

Any advice or general input is deeply appreciated, thank you in advance! 🙏🏻 x

u/jerrryboree — 8 days ago

Producers crack up when Next Gen NYC cast member refers to Shep as “in his fifties” while telling BravoCon gambling story

Shep still up to his old antics by the sounds of things.

The irony of Shep, now being seen as an old man but once upon a time being one of Bravo’s young party boys is funny. Had a good chuckle along with the producers.

Cast members are Shai and Charlie (the crypto torture house guy, no idea how he’s still allowed on tv)

u/jerrryboree — 13 days ago

Scheana’s nostrils flaring while she’s trying not to cry

S4E20 (lmao not the only 420 happening rn) - when Ariana’s roasting her at Tom and Katie’s engagement party. Her nostrils really took on a life of their own. Quite astounding.

Edit - this was not meant in a hateful way! Sorry if it came across like that, super stoned. I thought it was funny in the same way that I find all reality tv entertaining. I’ve been there too, have so much empathy for her and am not trying to invalidate her emotions. But those lil nose holes looked like they were gonna grow wings and flap awaaay

Edit 2 - sorry it’s the weed talking, this was all meant in jest 🥲

Edit 3 - I’m a girl too with a lot of feelings who cries a lot and I try to laugh at myself. Was just havin a lil funny moment

u/jerrryboree — 24 days ago

Jax mirroring Brittany’s southern accent

I’m doing my first rewatch in about five years and gee whiz, Jax’s lil southern twang that he develops really tickles my pickle. What a fascinating person from a psychological analysis perspective. Too bad he turned out to be an abusive asshole lmao

u/jerrryboree — 25 days ago

reel of a kid singing “iconic by mistake” on my insta feed

supposed to be funny but all I could think about is how their primary audience truly is children and they’re behaving like strippers

u/jerrryboree — 25 days ago
▲ 17 r/Life

if we aren’t supposed to put stuff in our ears then why do our pinkies fit in there perfectly

it feel so good

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u/jerrryboree — 1 month ago

implants in focus video

I know this has been discussed to death at this point but I really struggled to see the implants for a while, wasn’t convinced. Recently I’m seeing more and more old pics and videos that show them without a doubt. The more ya know

u/jerrryboree — 1 month ago

Nathan and Gael definitely no longer together (I think)

I live in Australia and was at an Irish bar tonight, met a friend of Nathan’s - he said they went to school together and he showed me that they mutually follow each other on insta. We also chatted for like 7 hours before this came up and he seemed like a very genuine person.

The split has been apparent but obv because of the current season airing their early relationship I don’t think they’ve publicly confirmed it.

But yeah this guy seemed to know him, said he doesn’t watch reality tv but they grew up together and said they def aren’t dating. He’s been in aus for a while so hasn’t been in Ireland to get the deets, obviously take everything with a grain of salt but potentially a bit of tea for y’all xo

Bit sad, such a cute baby and I hope they work it out tbh but seems like it’s done for now rip

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u/jerrryboree — 1 month ago

the valley is stoopid

unfortunately that’s all I really have to say at this point

I just want to tell them all to shhhhhhh

Edit: just woke up to 13 unexpected reddit notifications, sorry everyone lmao - had a mate’s birthday last night that escalated dramatically 🥴🥂

I overall don’t mind the valley but at times it feels like they’re trying to force drama for the cameras. Obv this happens on all reality but I’m really finding this season hard to watch.

Another unpopular opinion I have is that Schwartz and Lala are a good addition to the show, purely because I miss the original VPR cast. Rip 🥲

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u/jerrryboree — 2 months ago

I figured out why Charlie looks so different

He’s tinted his gawd damn eyebrows. Heck, maybe he’s even had microblading done. Took me a minute to process why he had such a different vibe.

Hair is darker too. Tryna fend off the ginge.
Honestly relatable, I have no eyebrows either. However, I didn’t torture someone over crypto so actually maybe not that relatable 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sorry if this has already been discussed, I’m just finally catching up on the first ep of season 2 x

EDIT: this could be a completely unfounded and unhinged thing to say but did he have an upper bleph?

u/jerrryboree — 2 months ago

Seeking advice about cockatoos

The last few days a large flock of white cockatoos have been flying and squawking around near my house. I’ve never seen this happen before on the regular in my ten years here.

They are beautiful and majestic and I love them. I know parrots are super intelligent and would love to leave them some lil treats on my lawn or balcony. Does anyone know what they’re into?

Also if this is a terrible idea because of environmental, ethical or safety reasons I would also like to please know.

Thanks in advance x

Edit - lmao thank you for everyone telling me to absolutely not do anything to draw their attention to my rental, was a pipe dream born of a very late and silly evening (/morning)

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u/jerrryboree — 2 months ago

not google perfectly showcasing her various faces 💀

looked her up to see if she’s still paying off literally every media outlet to paint her in a positive light

spoiler: she is

u/jerrryboree — 2 months ago

of course it’s salley* manhandling a pigeon on taylor’s story

lmao repost cause my half asleep ass called salley molly in my first post attempt 😂 anyway classic unhinged antics

u/jerrryboree — 2 months ago
▲ 309 r/bravo

summer house reunion optical illusion

at first I thought there was a split screen happening off centre, but then I realised I was witnessing a moment of perfect alignment

the shelf, couch division and candle holder all form a vertical line from this angle (ciara’s foot kinda helps too)

edit: yes I am high

u/jerrryboree — 2 months ago