(BREAKING) David Attenborough, at age 100, has sadly passed

his final exam at college after attending college for the 6th time at age 96 back in 2022! Congratulations for graduating college! It’s sad because he was a favorited student by students and teachers, we will miss you David!

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u/kenjiehere — 8 hours ago

How a misunderstanding got me killed in my own birthday

My name is Jason

Me and Jess have been dating for a year now, and recently she told me "My parents want to meet you"

I was nervous but excited because she spoke a lot about how her dad was good at wrestling, and i'm a huge fan, so i went to her house, and her parents were happy to see me

they treated me like Prince Philip of their home, we were eating Pasta together, good times = good food

then, i used my fork to eat my ravioli, Her dad yelled at me saying what i did is horrible, i thought it was a weird italian tradition and expected Jess to defend me, but she was mad at me too and slapped me in the face. saying "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JASON?", i had to leave

I texted Marcus and told everything, from the meeting to the pasta, i expected him to call them crazy and back me up, but instead he told me to die and said "YOU WHAT, WE ARE DONE WITH THIS FRIENDSHIP" and blocked me, that's when i started to think something is wrong, because why would you end over 15 years of friendship over pasta?

The next day, i went to school, expecting things to be usual, but instead, people glared at me like i was some high wanted criminal, i tried to go along with my day but the gossip was too much

I went to the cafeteria and the bully Chad gave me a plate of Ravioli, was mad at me like everybody else with fuming nose, and said "Eat it!" he forced me to eat it with my hands because "that's how you're supposed to eat ravioli", everyone was mad at me, i wished nobody was

I went to the gym and prepared for training, when all of a sudden, the coach told me im excluded and said i deserve to be expelled, i didn't know what i did wrong, i always ate pasta with a forkk but never tried ravioli before

Soon, the word in the campus spread, suddenly, i went from being niche to a wanted figure, all because i didn't eat ravioli with my "Hands" apparently according to them

I had to leave college and went back home, my mother saw me crying and hugged me on the spot, she cooked my favorite food which were chili dogs, i ate every single one of them, and soon, my dad and i started playing baseball, it felt like they were the people who thought i wasn't crazy

after a week, i decided to return to campus, and got my parents to drive me there, i arrived to it and opened the door expecting a warm welcome, but instead, i got greeted with anger, my parents saw everyone staring at me angrily, and wondered what's wrong

someone showed her the photo of me eating ravioli with a fork, she cried and said "I raised a monster..." my dad got mad at me, i had to run away in humiliation, worse, it was my birthday

i had to ask for a taxi, and went home, i cried to myself, thinking im truly horrible

i took a nap, and when i woke up

it was my parents congratulating me on my birthday, marcus told me "It was a prank dude! we wanted you to feel betrayal so you can remind yourself there will always be people are with you!"

Jess hugged me and apologized if she went too far with the prank, and said i can eat ravioli with fork or hands ir spoon anything

turns out everyone participated in my prank and wished me a happy birthday, even her parents joined to the party

everything made sense to me, they wanted to remind me if i ever felt betrayed, i could remind myself theyre here for me when i need them

and a few hourss in, just when the party felt good, some maniac asked jess "Where is the criminal you all have been angry at?!" jess jokingly said "Oh! thats my boyfriend jason" but the maniac thought she was serious and that i was really wanted

so, in a fast movement, i was murdered and stabbed 21 times before the maniac fled and dropped a bloody knife, jess, marcus, and yes, my parents rushed me to the hospital, but i died an hour later, i died, in my birthday

the next day, everyone attended my funeral, holding candles and crying saying the prank went tooo far

to this day, my murder is still unsolved, i was killed because a guy thought i was wanted by the cia and wanted to be a vigilante

if you're wondering how im speaking, im not jason, im jess, its been 10 years jason, i am so sorry jason...

(This story was inspired by some other story but i hated how it ended so much to the point i wrote this story out of anger)

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u/kenjiehere — 5 days ago

“Uncle! I literally won the final senior basketball championship! Why didn’t you congratulate me?”

“I wish my Uncle stopped sleeping in the same place as other people, I find the cemetery filthy to sleep on”

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u/kenjiehere — 16 days ago

How my friend George went to prison from his revenge

Disclaimer: I’m using Monsterballs because I wanted to make my cover for the story I saw, so to avoid similarity while keeping an inspiration, I had to change the name, sorry if this looks similar

So back in 7th grade there was this teacher named Ms. Harisa, she was the sweetest teacher anyone can ever ask for, unlike other teachers, she actually helped her students after class whenever they have a problem understanding the lesson, sometimes from 10 minutes to even over an hour

she treated her students like they’re her children because she got divorced by her husband because she caught him cheating on her just when she had a miscarriage, she dreamed of becoming a mother to multiple children and the only way she could do it according to her is to become a teacher so she could treat them like they’re her actual kids

And then there’s this classmate, Jayden, he was an obsessed MonsterBall kid who would play with other students using his MonsterBall toys like some wizard type of game to even using cards to defeat the opponent

Jayden wasn’t a good kid, he would fight with other students just to mess with them, and people watched the fight like it’s a Super Bowl championship, and it ends usually because of a nerd ratting them out or because Jayden either loses or wins, either way, he was an asshole

But soon, all things would change because Ms. Harisa introduced a Christmas game this Christmas break, saying she’ll get whatever the students wanted as long as they get good grades

Jayden thought about those rare MonsterBall toys and cards, and got an idea, while I was planning to get Danganronpa because it was December 2010 and it released last November and George was planning to get the new Zyzz Merch since he was a “Die-Hard” Zyzz fan at 13, Jayden was thinking

“If I get A’s, a Lot of A’s, I’ll get that rare MonsterBall cards from Ms. Harisa”

After a few days, Jayden was suddenly listening a lot in class, asking questions to teachers to better his understanding of the lesson, they were surprised because usually he wouldn’t give a fuck, but now he’s really onto the subject

As a result, he got a ton of A’s just 19 days after the announcement in December 5, his GPA went actually up, and he was ready for it

December 25 hit and Ms. Harisa got everything her students wanted, including Danganronpa for me, Zyzz Merch for George, and obviously, MonsterBall stuff for Jayden

Jayden was excited and ready to unbox them, but when he opened them…

It was only coupons and promos

Jayden was mad, he insulted our teacher like a 2nd grader just discovered cuss words, we had to calm him down and sent him to the principals office for “bad behavior”

He went back to being a jerk again, and when he was being escorted, he said

“YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, YOU WILL SUFFER”

We had our Christmas break for a week before we had to return to school again

After a week, I went back on January 2, only to find the whole class sobbing, I had to ask “what’s wrong”

Sarah, the daughter of Ms. Harisa said “My mom got involved in an accident…”

Later, George told me the whole story, saying that some hooded kid threw a rock directly at Ms. Harisa’s windshield, she crashed onto a tree on her way home just 2 minutes into the neighborhood

Everyone was crying, even the kids who looked tough actually cried, saying that they all hope she survives in the hospital

I was in complete shock, Ms. Harisa was kind, like she was a third parent, “who would do this” I said

Then I remembered what Jayden said, and speculated it was him

I went over to his house for a “quick visit” went over to his house and sure enough he had that same hoodie that was caught on camera

I discovered his computer and turned out he actually made multiple videos telling people to hate Ms. Harisa for how awful she is, accusing her of Sexism, SA, and supporting racism

I had to quickly take proof that Jayden must’ve done it according to my theory before leaving the house or he would spot me

After a day, the class was still crying over the accident, the tough kids aren’t so tough, whenever a teacher mentions Ms. Harisa, Atleast one or two would cry at that name

I had to show George my proof of my theory that Jayden must’ve caused the accident that got Ms. Harisa to the Hospital, and sure enough, he spread the rumor he made that was based on my proof

Soon, everyone knew the rumor, and the principal had to call the police to investigate Jayden’s house, turns out he was right, the fingerprints on the pebble belongs to Jayden’s hands

Soon, everyone started to dislike Jayden, from planning to leave him away to not playing with him

After a month, Jayden came back to school, but he look so pale and weak compared to before, with his dad going to the principal’s office to bring him there, I had to put my ear to hear what they were saying

His dad said he already put Jayden in tons of therapy to control his anger, I had to hear the whole thing and i wish I hadn’t

Soon, Sarah showed me a photo saying “My mom is getting better”

Everyone applauded, but I felt a sense of horror, still remembering the photo on what she looks like the day the accident happened, she was hooked on multiple tubes, it terrified me

After a week, Jayden went back to class, but nobody wanted to play with him, and even left him behind

He said he’s trying to be better, but nobody listened

That’s when George decided to grab a stick and try to stab him with it before we stopped him

He kept saying that Jayden deserved to die for what he had done, Jayden ducked down and crouched like he was as innocent as Chihiro Fujisaki

George was mad, calling him a wolf in sheep’s clothing, he had pure rage on his blood

We had to send him to the principals office and he got suspended for a day, he kept saying things like

“I JUST WANNA BRING HER TO JUSTICE! LET ME GO DUMBASS” he said to the guards

A month had arrived, and Ms. Harisa was feeling better, still placed in a coma but still fine

By then, Jayden had been skipping class for Therapy Appointments, he said he just wanted MonsterBall Cards and Toys, everybody hated him so much, even me, we all had that same thought as George did

Spring happened, so we had to pick the best blooming flowers to give to Ms. Harisa to show how much we cared for her

She was hooked on the tubes but she has since then be able to move for the past few weeks, which is a relief

The school then introduced us to Cyberbullying and Digital Footprints, saying that Digital Footprints are footprints that are forever connected to you, so every comment you make, including the Trolls who left “mean comments” on Ms. Harisa’s email

We had to listen for an hour, so we had to be careful about everything we post

3 months came along and George has been telling me things like “Jayden will die this graduation, once Ms. Harisa came back, I will show her pure justice” I thought he was just joking, but then I remembered something

“Yo Dude let’s watch LiveLeak” sent by George, May 15, 2011 which was a month ago

I told him not to do it but he told me it’s justice, saying that boys shouldn’t hurt girls, and that what he did was too far

I had to quickly notify the principal, and after a long talk between her and George, she dismissed him saying I need to bring evidence

The thing is…

Ever since March, he has been locking his door and closing his blinds, whenever I knock, I hear him rush everything, close the tabs, open the blinds, and eventually, the lock

He acted like we were chill

I told Sarah about it and she says “Even if you want justice, violence is never the answer”

George told her “It’s your mom, you disrespectful child”

And soon, they had an argument, to the point they had to be separated by the teacher

2 months came and it was our 7th grade anniversary, Sarah told us

“My mom is coming back to this class today, I told her everything you guys did to support her, she is willingly gonna be supporting you all!”

So we waited, and made crafts to tell Ms. Harisa we love her and miss her, I looked at George

He looked suspicious, weirdly mad, While Jayden was still happy

After a few minutes, Ms. Harisa came back in a wheelchair, someone was pushing her wheelchair, everyone in the class said surprise, she said

“I miss you kids” we all hugged her in awe, we showed her how kind we were

And as for Jayden?

Ms. Harisa saw how much he has been progressing after what he did, the therapy lessons, the coolness

She forgave him

Jayden cried, and hugged her

George was mad, he pulled a knife and started murdering Jayden, everyone in the class screamed

Ms. Harisa was covered in Jayden’s blood

Jayden cried, but George wouldn’t stop, he stabbed him until he was tackled by the guards

Jayden was rushed to the hospital, hooked with tubes

We were in the hospital, Ms. Harisa hoped he would survive like she did in the accident

But there was too much blood loss to handle, Jayden passed away at 11:32 AM, with injuries to his shoulder, his back, his hips, even his chest

After a few weeks, I went to court to see George being sentenced, George kept defending himself saying what he did was justifiable, but the Judge said “Ms. Harisa survived the accident, Jayden did not”

George was sentenced to life, where he got mad in Juvie, then Prison

15 years later, it haunts me to know that George did all that to bring Ms. Harisa to justice, Ms. Harisa is well healthy, now functioning like a regular person

Sarah has since then became a film director

And I work as a Computer Mechanic

To everyone asking me “Hey Aaron, do you think what George did was justifiable?”

After what Jayden did to Ms. Harisa because he was frustrated that he got promos and coupons?

Indeed it is, Absolutely

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u/kenjiehere — 2 months ago