u/kingofzdom

Image 1 — An abomination my uncle acquired "Frankie"
Image 2 — An abomination my uncle acquired "Frankie"
Image 3 — An abomination my uncle acquired "Frankie"
Image 4 — An abomination my uncle acquired "Frankie"
Image 5 — An abomination my uncle acquired "Frankie"

An abomination my uncle acquired "Frankie"

He owns a classic car shop. He gets the wildest stuff in trade. Road legal hotrod pickup truck.

u/kingofzdom — 5 days ago

$10 for being at the right place at the right time

So there's a MASSIVE classic car show going on in the city I'm in right now so that means that the roads look like someone opened a time warp to the 70s. Hundreds of classic cars mixed in with the modern cars going down the highway; quite a sight to see.

I was walking my bike along one of the main roads (had a flat tire) when one of the older jeeps driving by started to make bad noises and rapidly loose speed. The driver leans out and screams at me "brother- help! I'll give you $10 to push me!" He didn't need to offer to pay me; I'd have been happy to help. I dropped my bike and ran into the road and summoned all the retard strength I have in me to push that jeep. Just as I put my hands on the back bumper the engine fully dies. It's all me. I push him probably 200 feet before we get to the first possible turn-off. I get him off the highway so he can call a tow truck. He gives me $10 and I go on my way.

Goddamn I earned this red bull.

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u/kingofzdom — 6 days ago
▲ 158 r/homeless

I got invited to join a homeless clan

Completely random encounter. I was waiting at a cross wall with my bike when a dude pushing a shopping cart rolled up next to me. It was a dude in his late 50s early 60s; suspiciously clean for being a cart-pusher.

"Hello brother. Do you want a sandwich?" I look in his cart to see that he has all the fixings for a turkey sandwich in a tiny foam cooler.

"Hell yeah brother, you want a beer?" I had just scavenged a couple of bottles of fat tire

So we stand at the light for a minute talking and eating turkey sandwiches and he reveals to me that he has a website and a proper 501 charity for helping the homeless. He also revealed to me that him and a half dozen others live in a homeless camp just outside of town that is set up on private property with the blessing of the owners so the county can't come and chase them out. Told me they're having steak tonight and they'd be happy to share.

I think I found my people.

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u/kingofzdom — 7 days ago
▲ 2 r/trees

Someone stole my dab straw

One of the idiots my roommate had over left with the dab straw and we didn't have any other way to smoke. I found this tip floating around in my stuff and was able to make this monstrosity.

It's actually not half bad. Definitely better than trying to do knife dabs on the stove.

u/kingofzdom — 8 days ago
▲ 36 r/Agave

It survives to reproduce

My uncle acquired a building that had been sitting abandoned for nearly 20 years to become a car lot. Convinced him to landscape around the existing plants instead of ripping it all out and starting over.

How would we encourage new plants to grow? Continue the cycle of life and stuff

u/kingofzdom — 11 days ago

Jumping spiders following me

I'm trying to relax at the park and a PAIR of jumping spiders are following me around the area. I keep moving because I don't want to accidently squish them but after like 2 minutes they'll appear next to me. Every time I move they stare at me and if I slide to the other side of the bench I can watch them slowly walk across the table to come be next to me.

Spider friends

u/kingofzdom — 11 days ago

Found a brand new tube for my bike in the road

I was literally planning on going and buying a new one for my front wheel later today since it needs to be replaced (its losing air even with tire slime)

Sometimes fate smiles at you when you need it most.

u/kingofzdom — 12 days ago

So I have this bad habit of not turning my laptop off at night. I just shut the lid and it puts itself to sleep. I didn't leave any programs running last night when I shut it off like usual.

This morning, the display was off, the LED on the case was off, but the fan was running and the laptop was HOT to the touch. Held the power button to shut it down and let it cool off.

The first time I tried to turn it on, it blue screened on startup and gave me a memory error. On the second attempt at startup, I got the recovery screen and a warning that a critical startup file was corrupted. On the third attempt it started without issue.

The fact that it's running without issue has me scratching my head. Why would it give two different errors on the first two attempts at startup, then work just fine after the third? Did I damage but not completely destroy a critical component somewhere? I only paid $20 for this laptop so its not a huge loss if it cooked itself.

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u/kingofzdom — 16 days ago
▲ 190 r/Pixar

He owns a classic car dealership in Arizona and about 6 months ago he got this old shell of a Dodge pickup truck as part of a trade and was immediately struck with inspiration. I don't think he's for sale, either.

u/kingofzdom — 16 days ago
▲ 256 r/crowbro

So I'm sort of homeless and found this really cool spot to hang out that is an abandoned dumpster enclosure behind an old equally abandoned shopping complex. There's a pair of ravens that hang out on the light pole above the enclosure and usually they're pretty quiet but today they were SCREAMING at each other and I politely asked them "hey guys, could you chill?" And they both looked at me and their CAW CAW CAWs turned into gentle caws, like I was a father reminding two kids to use their inside voices lol.

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u/kingofzdom — 18 days ago

Was looking in a pizza shop dumpster for dinner and saw a caster wheel sticking out of the pizza boxes. Looks like they threw away a perfectly functional industrial mop bucket. I left the pizza behind because this is an exciting find especially since I've got an associate who works at a classic car showroom who is literally looking at buying an industrial mop bucket and said she would give me $100 for this one. Everyone wins. I'm delivering it now.

u/kingofzdom — 19 days ago

So I've been hanging out in the area for a couple of weeks. I had a place to stay indoors but that just came to an end.

I found a dumpster enclosure next to an abandoned fast food restaurant on the edge of a busy shopping center. The dumpster shack next to it is unlocked and has a working electric outlet in it! I've been staying here for 3 days now and not a single soul has come to check on the restaurant. Thinking of putting my own lock on the enclosure. I like the privacy and the electricity. What else does a man need to survive? There's a little bakery/deli in the shopping center I dumpster dive for food to survive. As long as I don't draw attention to myself or make a mess I imagine no one will fuck with me quietly sitting on my laptop in the dumpster enclosure. I drug a wooden stool in here yesturday that I found in a ditch so I've got something to sit on. Other than that it's just a 300sqft enclosed concrete pad with a single working electrical outlet.

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u/kingofzdom — 19 days ago