u/outer_spec

1. communism is when no iphone. all communists should be against iphone, samsung galaxy is ok but yall on thin fucking ice
2. do not read theory. memes are a much better way to learn about the principles of leftism, plus you can use the time and energy you would have wasted on reading theory to read something more interesting, like hitler x stalin yaoi

2 the most important part of leftism is arguing with other leftists about what leftism actually is. if you don’t do this you’re not a real leftist

1. democratic socialism is when the state does stuff. the more stuff it does the more democratic socialister it is
2. don’t piss on the poor. piss on the rich
3. vivziepop is petit borgoise buorjoisie borgouese a small business owner. do not come in here and post “hazbin hotel” content. you are a fake leftist if you do this! i am serious. if you put any “hazbin hotel” on my feed i will scream

you are not a fake leftist if you don’t know how to spell borjouoaise. in fact nobody has actually known how to spell it since the 1700s and we are all just pretending

we need to put more women and minorities in video games, to piss off “gamer gate” youtubers

1. “liberal” is a word that means anyone you don’t like.
2. landlords are actually a good thing according to leftism, because they get paid without actually having to do work. in an ideal leftist society, everyone would be a landlord. you may not like it but that’s just how it is

11a. the IRA was a terrorist organization that killed civilians and didn’t help the cause of irish independence. any serious about leftism should condemn the IRA

11b. joking about being a member of the IRA, bombing people’s cars, hating on margaret thatcher and the br*tish, etc. is always morally correct. if you don’t find these kinds of jokes funny, you are a liberal and need to rethink your sense of humor.

12. hitler was a communist, but we don’t support him. nor do we support pol pot, the evil dictator who killed people for wearing glasses. in fact, all real communists should wear glasses, as a form of protest against pol pot thought. if your eyes work normally then you haven’t read enough yaoi

13. “seize the means of production” refers to grabbing your dick and/or vachina when you jerk off

14. ACAB doesn’t apply to the dogs from paw patrol. in fact paw patrol is actually leftist because it is propaganda in support of public workers

15. if you made it to the bottom of this list you are reading theory. stop it. i already said that reading theory is stupid. you are a liberal

16. carl marks

Title says it all. I started looking through the ultraleft subreddit and it has lots of funny brainrot memes. I cannot determine if it is in any way, shape, or form related to the unironic political opinions of anyone, living or dead. However, I’ve heard that it is tankie leaning. The rules of the subreddit apparently disallow the entire political spectrum, which is obviously a joke about leftist infighting and not to be taken seriously. Am I stupid? Do I need to read more theory to understand the genius of tung tung tung sahur maoism?

edit: scrolled a bit more. they don’t seem to like anarchists very much, but they don’t seem to like anything that isn’t the most pure theory-reading marxist possible so ehh idk. probably not the sort of community i would want to be in either way. but im still gonna lurk

i need it as a reference image for making shirts for my tomodachi life miis