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My wife didn’t like the shirt I bought. The next day Paris Hilton was wearing it.
Suck it Perna!
Selling coffee is passe', celebrity squatty potties are the future.
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Line to get into Audi is crazy long, going to be an amazing day!!!
At Walter's, Come By For Free Cowbells!!!
Also, I have a few extra tix in the beer snake area. Bought them for 50 buy willing to sell for 40.
Wake Up, Its GAME DAY!!!
Don't forget to being sunscreen if you're going to the game!
PSA: If You Are Going to the Beer Snake Section, Get there Early!
Tomorrow is sold out, and anyone who has gone to the last several games can tell you the line to get into the standing only fan section gets long. You have to present your ticket, get your wristband, grab a cup to fill your own beer, then get in. Ive seen a lot of people not getting into the section until the 1st quarter was almost over! I highly recommend that anyone going to the beer snake section go into the stadium as soon as the gates open at 1:30 pm, get your wristband ASAP and then enjoy the stadium. If you want to be close to the endzone, grab your drink and go straight to the Beer Snake area immediately to grab a good spot. Hopefully they will have more staff and more drink/food booths but there isn't any guarantee of that, so plan accordingly.
I've got a fever...
And the only cure is more cowbell! If anyone wants a cowbell foe the game I'll be handing them out at Walter's before the game.
Bringing a Custom Sign to Audi This Saturday, Who Else Is Bringing One?
Going with No Kings, but added some other ideas.
*me after watching this game
Jason Bean getting it done, seems way more comfortable.
Trump Makes It Official: The ‘Freedom 250’ Concerts Are Canceled — to Be Replaced With ‘the Greatest Rally EVER!,’ Starring Him and (Surprise) Lee Greenwood
“Sorry, Vanilla Ice. The “Freedom 250” concerts scheduled for the National Mall in Washington, D.C. have been officially canceled by President Donald J. Trump, after almost all of the artists bailed. The shows will be replaced, as he previously suggested, with a rally featuring one of his own speeches as the principal attraction.
The event Trump is promising will not be altogether without music, however. Trump says that he will be introduced by the MAGA movement’s most reliable musical stalwart, ’80s country hitmaker Lee Greenwood.”
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