▲ 0 r/agedlikemilk
Even legends like Robin will tell jokes which have curdled over time.
RIP
u/wearing_moist_socks — 1 day ago
u/wearing_moist_socks
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▲ 284 r/LifeProTips
LPT: If you're having difficulty falling asleep, flip your body orientation: head at the foot of the bed.
Works pretty good for me. Also rotating your mattress can help a lot.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 3 days ago
She never got my last text
It was the flu plus a bunch of other things. She was a lovely person.
Thank you all for the kind words.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 9 days ago
▲ 225 r/okbuddychicanery
did hank pinch it off or did he finish pooping? it would have been funny to hear a plop in the toilet before cutting to black
why didn't Vince do this?
u/wearing_moist_socks — 10 days ago
▲ 53 r/shittymoviedetails
In 300 (2006) the good guys have white skin and the bad guys don't. This is because the woke mind virus hadn't existed in 480 BCE.
Additional detail: the shirtless men make me feel funny down there but I'm a guy too! Isn't that weird
u/wearing_moist_socks — 13 days ago
Badass Alpha male rapist can't write swears
u/daemoon_off — 15 days ago
▲ 764 r/me_irl
me irl
The vast majority of wealth owned by the richest people in the world is not real. It is speculative. Elon Musk is "worth" $1.1 trillion, but he will never actually have that amount, because his wealth is tied up in stocks, and as soon as he sells them, his wealth goes down.
That number is fake, but he can buy and borrow against it. He can't be taxed on it because it's speculative, but he can take out loans, receive subsidies, and secure government contracts, all based on that fake wealth. It only exists because we believe it does and because the system is built that way.
The guy buys a house with a mortgage like a normal person. Bank loans him the money based off his wealth. He pays the interest. If he stops, It's the banks problem, not his.
Everyone wins.
Bitcoin is even worse.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 23 days ago
▲ 14 r/Gamingcirclejerk
Since chuds like AI so much, I asked Claude how old Evie looked
Sorry. Facts don't care about your feelings.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 28 days ago
▲ 197 r/TheNightFeeling
3 am on the front porch of my Grandmother's house.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 29 days ago
▲ 155 r/forbiddensnacks
If you care to join me in the parlor, we will be serving yellow cake.
Save some room. Quite a lot of calories in a slice.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 29 days ago
▲ 201 r/CanadianForces
AI safety poster.
I mean what's going on here
u/wearing_moist_socks — 1 month ago
▲ 95 r/therewasanattempt
by the US Department of Justice to follow their declared values.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 2 months ago
▲ 85 r/EhBuddyHoser
Worked like a charm.
Am I a genius? I can't really say, but yes.
u/wearing_moist_socks — 2 months ago
▲ 4.2k r/facepalm
Ah. Yes. Being against fascism is terrorism now.
Page 5 of the 2026 United States Counterterrorism Strategy
u/wearing_moist_socks — 2 months ago