Productivity routine [SATIRE]

Monday:

0.00-12.00: Work OT and normal hour 12.00-12.01: Brunch 12.01-22.01: Work normal hour 22.01-22.06: Get back home by bus 22.06-22.11: Instant noodle comfort night meal

Transition from Monday to Tuesday:

22.11-00.11: Work OT 00.11-12.11: Work OT and normal hour

Tuesday:

12.11-12.12: Brunch 12.12-22.12: Work normal hour 22.12-22.17: Get back home by bus 22.17-22.22: Instant noodle comfort night meal

Transition from Tuesday to Wednesday:

22.22-0.22: Work OT 0.22-12.22: Work OT and normal hour

Wednesday:

12.22-12.23: Brunch 12.23-22.23: Work normal hour 22.23-22.28: Get back home by bus 22.28-22.33: Instant noodle comfort night meal

Transition from Wednesday to Thursday:

22.33-0.33: Work OT 0.33-12.33: Work OT and normal hour

Thursday:

12.33-12.34: Brunch 12.34-22.34: Work normal hour 22.34-22.39: Get back home by bus 22.39-22.44: Instant noodle comfort night meal

Transition from Thursday to Friday

22.44-0.44: Work OT 0.44-12.44: Work OT and normal hour

Friday:

12.44-12.45: Brunch 12.45-22.45: Work normal hour 22.45-22.50: Get back home by bus 22.50-22.55: Instant noodle comfort night meal

Transition from Friday to Saturday

22.55-0.00: Work OT for only 5 minutes then fell asleep from exhaustion. 0.00-0.30: Boss yells at you in Zoom meeting for falling asleep mid-meeting.

Saturday: 0.30-12.00: OT 12.00-12.05: Sneakily eat instant noodles. 12.05-12.05: Boss asks you to open your camera for 5 seconds. 12.05-12.05: You open your camera. 12.05-12.35: Boss yells at you for eating. 12.35-22.35: OT 22.35-22.40: Sneakily eat instant noodles. 22.40-23.10: Boss scolds you for eating noodles because you closed your camera.

Transition from Saturday to Sunday:

23.10-12.00: You work OT

Sunday:

12.00-12.05: Sneakily eat instant noodles. 12.05-12.35: You get scolded again. 12.35-22.00: OT. 22.00-22.05: Noodles. 22.05-22.35: Get scolded again.

Transition from Sunday to Monday:

22.35-12.00: Work.

Monday:

12.00-12.00: Boss called you to the HR office. 12.00-13.00: Boss and HR scolded you for laziness since you get scolded 4 times for sneakily eating instant noodles. 13.00-13.00: You got fired. 13.00-00.00: You get back home jobless. 00.00-9.00: Sleep out of exhaustion.

Tuesday:

9.00-9.10: You tried to haggle the bus driver to drive you to court to sue the company. 9.10-10.00: You go to court. 10.00-13.00: Court took the case to อัยการ. 13.00-13.00: The bus driver let you in, you gave him your phone number so he could ask for the money. 13.00-13.50: Bus time. 13.50-15.00: You go to Ministry of Labour. 15.00-15.50: Get back home. 15.50-16.00: You told your landlord you lost your job, the landlord put the unpaid rent on note.

Tuesday to Wednesday:

16.00-9.00: You doomscroll out of despair all night.

Wednesday:

9.00-9.00: Your internet provider cut off your internet because you don't pay because you can't pay because you lose your job. You can't access your email so you have to accumulate bus driver debt. 9.00-16.00: All day busy with legal stuff. The attorney said yes. You're lucky. 16.00-17.00: Your boss pays for good lawyers to fight against you. 17.00-17.05: You post everything on social media. The media notices. 17.05-17.10: You get harassed by company-created bots. Your boss sends apples to news anchors not to cover this. 17.10-9.00: So stressed you can't sleep.

Thursday:

9.00-10.00: Your bus driver drives you to court. 10.00-22.00: Private lawyers destroy you in court process. 22.00-23.00: The bus driver saw your face and knew you're cooked. 23.00-24.00: You fell asleep out of exhaustion.

Offscreen:

Your boss paid the judge.

Friday:

00.00-00.05: Your landlord decided to sue you alongside your boss and contacted the bus driver for whatever a genius lawyer comes up with. 00.05-22.00: You got shredded in court. 22.00-22.00: You're in debt.

Transition:

22.00-1.00: You walk back home for 3 hours.

Saturday:

1.00-2.00: You fell in the streets for starvation and sleep deprivation. 2.00-22.00: You get to the hospital because a kind stranger phone calls random ass govt org. You're unconscious. 22.00-22.00: Realize you're going to prison. 22.00-23.00: Reach prison. 23.00-24.00: You got beaten up and raped to death by a gang leader in prison.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 1 day ago

Found loophole

Mom's rules:

  1. No politics

Since I can't post about what's perceived as political in her eyes. I'll post "observations" or "questions" instead. I'll post "technical" stuff.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 4 days ago

Another thing I noticed in philosophy on how Good equals Truth (as in being well means following a rational principle) (which some are my influences)

There's a common association of the Good with the True.

Let's take a look at three examples.

First, Logos.

According to the Stoics (whom Kropotkin regarded as one of the very first Anarchists). To live well is to live according to Logos. Now, what is Logos?

Logos is the postulated meta-principle that accounts for the intrinsic order, relationality, and intelligibility of existence. I don't know a lot about Logos as I've only started reading Heraclitus's fragments and will start reading Marcus Aurelius's Meditations. The Greek word logos (λόγος) most basically means "word," "speech," "reason," "principle", "logic", or "plan". A focus on Universal Reason (Enlightenment stuff) and objectivity unlike the previous Myths used by the Greeks. Logos appear throughout Western philosophies. Hegel's Pan-Logism, Viktor Frankl's Logotheraphy, and the Greeks in the time of Socrates (Socratic lore is very fun, reading Plato is like watching Sheldon talks).

According to the Stoics, Logos governs over everything, to live well is to live rationally in accordance with the structure.

Second, Dharma.

Since I do not know a lot about Logos (since I'm not from Europe) or about Tao (despite my Chinese descent), I'm the best suited to talk about this.

Dharma, in Thai language is translated to ธรรม(ะ). There are many usages of ธรรม. For example, ธรรมชาติ (Nature) and ยุติธรรม (Justice). What does this say? Well, first Dharma is, in general, Good. But other truths are referred to as Dharma too. The Dharma of how things are. For example, birth, old age, illness, and death are the 4 truths of life, 4 Noble Truths of Dukkha, Samudaya, Nirodha, and Marga, etc. Dharma doesn't only mean what is good and how we should live according to it, but also the governing capital-T Truth. Truths such as unhappiness (Dukkha), Death, illness, etc. The Dharma that you must live according to in a negative sense, in the sense that we are not escaping from it since they're inevitable Dharma, they're good in the sense that we must be against it, we do not actively seek the evils of the Dharma of Lust-Anger-Greed (the Big Three of Buddhism) but we rather are aware of it. Negatively following it.

Third, Dao.

Translated to "the Way". Dao is to put simply a natural order that governs all existence, influencing actions not through force but through the natural flow of space and time. It is the origin and power behind all creation, manifesting in the operation and changes of nature. Dao is how nature passively works without forcing it to align with Dao since everything works by Dao anyways. Much like how no one forces gravity by their will or the will of some subject, Dao is the way things work without any effort.

What do you all think?

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u/xxTPMBTI — 4 days ago

Myth?

Since planning a utopia involves planning and rational stuff which gets people stuck with their imagination, why don't we use the mobilizing image to mobilize the proletariat?

No I'm not a Fascist.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 5 days ago

Mass Mobilization Study (maybe a new academic discipline?)

So, across all political spectrums, especially the Far-Left (us Left-Libertarians, Anarchist and Libertatia Marxist stuff) and the Far-Right (especially the new mobilization techniques of Neo-Nazism and the Online Right) both feel the necessity of mass mobilization. To mobilize the masses for our cause, to take a more disgusting wording, manipulate them, for our cause. Getting the multitude of people ready to carry out actions that are risky to them. We should really study mobilization techniques.

First of all, let's take a look at the Far-Right, they appropriated Gramsci for their cause, and I'd argue that they're a good case. Like Sun Tzu said, know your enemies and know yourself. The Overton Window has been shifting towards the Right recently by the normalisation of the right wing takes, cultural manipulation by the reproduction of culture (internet memes are memetic in Dawkinsian sense). Which by turning their takes into the more socially acceptable ones they seem like the center.

Second, bad conditions. Like Machiavelli said, rulers must be feared and loved but never hated, although being feared is more preferable than being loved because nobody dares to violate your rule, being feared can be mutated into being hated. Ironically, the worse the material conditions, the likelier the revolution since, let's make a Pascalian wage.

If you die by the revolution, you die by gunfire, freed from the suffering.

If you live after the revolution, you'll prosper.

If you die by the material conditions, you die.

If you live by the material conditions, you continue your oppression.

It is of course, in dire situation, better to revolt.

I don't think that we should intentionally worsen living conditions, it is a fact that comforts in the current Social Democratic order of society lead people into chasing the betterment of the system rather than the uncertainty of the overhaul.

We really need to study motivation and techniques for uprisings.

And since I frame this as an academic question, mom wouldn't object😎😎😎

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u/xxTPMBTI — 6 days ago
▲ 14 r/BiologicalAnarchy+1 crossposts

The fate of r/BiologicalAnarchy

Since I'm not doing political theories because it will corrupt the mind of me according to my mom, I'll leave responsibility to u/Polytopia_Fan and our queen u/Homicidal_Hottie666. There'll be theories after three years. But right now I'll be posting praxis and interesting liberatory biotechnologies such as cultured meat, biohacking, DIY hormones, revolutionary self-care (as in Foucault's *The Ethic of Care for the Self as a Practice of Freedom* and Synthetic Dandyism), hitting the gym advice, stuff about cooking, accessibility, and gardening. As such it will be everything biological, ecology, queerness, disability, yeah stuff like that. I'll be more focused on praxis so I'd advise u/Homicidal_Hottie666 to do the theories while I'm absent, **I am very sorry about that**.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 9 days ago

S is for 再開, not さよなら

My mom found out about my online political activities. I have to say goodbye to y'all know.

But I'll return after 3 years. Mom cannot control me forever.

For the mods, ban me for 3 years.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 12 days ago

ส้มทั้งแผ่นดิน

อาร์คไนท์เป็นเกมพรรคส้มชั่วช้าสามานย์ มีตัวละครชื่อ Crownslayer แปลว่าผู้สังหารมงกุฎ ซึ่งแปลว่าเธอเป็นพวกลอบปลงพระชนม์ ล้มเจ้า ล้มสถาบัน ตัวละครเป็นมืออาชีพด้สนการลอบสังหาร ช่วยเหลือสหภาพ mutual aid ในซิราคูซา ซึ่งแปลว่า Crownslayer เป็นพวกเหี้ยคอมมิวนิสต์ แบบเดียวกับพรรคส้ม

u/xxTPMBTI — 13 days ago

Wake up poems for Neo Libertatia

Arise, pirates, from yer slumber.

For this sleep will not last forever.

Because labour is made asunder,

From the product to the worker.

Because there is but one world,

Sleep is not an escape, wake up, girls!

Enlighten yourselves, pirate.

Open your eyes and place the barricades.

For this epoch, for us, we'll begin a new age.

For your ever-swelling rage.

Against the State, they oppress.

For the news and truths they suppress.

For the prisoners behind metal bars.

The future we hope for is not way too far.

Against the bourgeois mode of production.

Let us make new imaginations.

Therefore, arise, revolutionaries.

For we will fight for what makes us free.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 13 days ago

The Case For Amorality: Stirner and Machiavelli

The revolution will lack ethical and moral justification. It is simple.

Morals and ethics will only hinder us from victory.

We work towards our victory, and our glory is for our self interests.

We will use all methods, cruel and ruthless. What we want is victory. The ends do not justify the means, the ends however let us know whether a means is appropriate for use or not.

We do not claim to represent anyone, "the people", "the proletariat", "the disabled", "the queer", "the animals", etc.

We are however members of the disabled, the queers, the lovers of nature and animals, the proletariat, and because we are assemblages of those labels, we assume the interests of those groups as our own interests.

It is because we are proletarian, which is why we seek to abolish value.

It is because we are disabled we wish for better accessibility tools.

It is because I love animals, wild or domestic, we wish to end animal cruelty.

It is because we are queer we seek to abolish gender.

It is because of what we are, and this is why we seek. We speak on behalf of no one but ourselves.

We are the Prince, as much as we try to stay in the path of Good to make our approval high and attract more people, we however know how to do Evil.

Therefore, Nxf3+. An unusual position indeed.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 15 days ago

Summary of my critiques of VTubers

As an Autonomist, VTubers are very interesting.

First, digital avatars could be reinterpreted as pseudo bodies of VTubers. An intersection between biopolitics, the spectacle, and feminism. VTubers, despite having their faces fake, are still fetishized and is constantly facing sexual harassment, having the social relations mediated through images of the models and thus model making became the false body. The Spectacle is the master of separation, it is separation perfected, and the unity happens through seperation, the true is a moment of the false. Despite the true body being separated from the communication cybernetics through digital avatars, fetishization (although it happens at the surface level of the model) and sexual DMs happens on a personal level unmediated by the avatars, the true of the harassment is the moment of the falseness of the pseudobody of the model. Male gaze continues and sffirm itself despite the realisation of the falseness of the body seen. Second of all, loremaking for vtubers has two sides. The first thing I appreciate is that how it transgresses human-animal-machine trichotomy by kemonomini and the inherent machinery of VTuber models in at least metaphorical sense, and at most a full on cyborg model which is again cyborg kinks which has nothing to do with my analysis but that's possible variation. The second thing is that it is a thing Marx has foreseen, General Intellect. Although General Intellect is mostly the accumulation of scientific and engineering knowledges expressed materially by the means of political economy, literature too can be a form of General Intellect. The accumulation of TV tropes materialises in a post-Fordist Social Factory world where you can choose whichever personality and whichever model for the VTubers you want for consumption, choosing to be a fan of someone for their "tropes". Tsundere, yandere, kuudere, anything. The personalization of the Social factory decomposing the mass worker. The accumulation of literary tropes as general intellect expressed in VTubers as commodities. Third of all, VTubers are selling their "identity". The models and the lore are manufactured identities used to accumulate value. A kpop idol increases product sale as a sponsor and band ambassador not because they're good, virtuous, or skilled and admirable, it is precisely because they are, they just are. Idols likewise creates idol solely by being themselves, but they are not truly themselves as their identity is manufactured and optimized for the accumulation of value. Thus, VTubers mastered the techniques of the manufacture of identities by removing the limitations of cosmetics and fashion by going into impossible biological features by the means of VTuber models and endless possibilities of loremaking since the real faces are unnecessary. Fourth, VTubers are what I would call "the bard proletariat". Much like bards in RPG games, they're the healers and the singers soothing people of their alienation. They, much like other form of idols, provides value from their existence as I've stated, because their existence as manufactured, curated identities gives people and sometimes themselves likewise something perfect. They sooth the alienation by being cute and cool. By being idealised. The value they provide is solely from their existence, which is from being the bard of the modern world. Fifth, VTubers also produces other things that aids with the soothing, livestreams, ASMRs, and music, they produces immaterially, they also extract values from creating social relations between them and their fans. But because VTubers are spectacular, their relationships are truly mediated by images. The image of the perfect idealised idol connects them with their fans while separating them, they don't know each other. Sixth, although VTubers' manufactured identities are false, they create a true that's a moment of the false. Their manufactured identity is constantly threatening their real identity and thus because of their parasocial relationship with the fans they expect the vtuber to be the same with the persona. This isn't only just VTubers but also kpop idols. They're constantly expected to be a perfect idol, a perfect wife, a perfect girlfriend, a perfect bro, and everything. And thus when expectation break, from one sided relationship perspective of the fans, the idol "betrayed" them. The false is constantly creeping into the true because precisely society treats their manufactured identity as their real identity. This separation creates the expectations of unity.

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u/xxTPMBTI — 16 days ago