u/18fries

So Jayce put on a white sheet from their bed and yelled “boo”.

Haha!

Then he shot Viktor in the chest

Mel and Viktor sit in a coffee shop, awkwardly.

Having kids and being divorced is weird.

u/cherrycass3tte

Orianna walked through the festival’s food court. She was “testing” it for safety. At least that’s what she said.

Really she just wanted snacks.

She did a very brave thing today. She went outside without her skirt.

Pants were a strange concept. Comfortable? Yes. But unflexible indeed.

They were pajama pants. With little donuts on them. She wore an oversized tee that said “ravage” on the front.

Her hair was unkempt and messy.

In the streetlights of Piltover, snacking on butter cookies, she almost looked like a human being.

“come back to the lab Vik, you suck at being a leader”

“chatgpt tell him he’s wrong”

It’s filmed to look like one of those stupid ghost hunting shows you stumble across on cable

The plot twist is basically fight club extended into 2 seasons

All of the mysteries they solve end up being about Philbert, and Sassy Malone just lets him off the hook constantly

Philbert is cringe and edgy

Sassy Malone as a character does nothing but narrate the very obviously bad things that Philbert does. Like just in case the audience wasn’t looking at Philbert’s flashback, sassy says “omg, you did this thing the show literally showed you to be doing”

The show is sexist

And Philbert’s actor, Bojack Horseman, is a massive dickwad.

I made ONEEEEE incest joke in like May of last year, people hated it.

BUT NOWWW it’s trendy. This is bullshit.

I was jacking off while hanging myself with a phone charger. I couldn’t get the lemon in me will enough before I passed out. Thank god she walked in when she did. I imagine it was terrifying to see my body motionlessly hanging from the neck and having an extremely erect penis despite being passed out for several minutes. Also my dead dad’s rosary was hanging from my shit. I think I put it there for good luck.

I’m gonna send her some mittens.

Yeah. First therapy session starts tomorrow.

You guys wanna go get tacos?

u/Godzilla_R0AR

I read online that microwaving baggied weed makes it taste like chocolate, so I tried it, and the plastic baggie exploded in the microwave.

I felt bad about it so I hired strippers to make me feel better instead of paying for the damage.

Sweeping

Dusting

Pulling out the cobwebs

Repainting her old art.

Mobbing.

Any gunk that her lab had was there, and was cleaned.

He put little bows on her makeshift ragdolls of Mylo and Claggor.

He placed framed pictures of her family on her workbench.

She’d already taken pictures with her. Like her wedding picture. And a picture of Jeff. That specific picture of him dropping an ice cream.

But he still had a few ideas.

Photos of Vi and Caitlyn, Vi with little Powder, Silco and Vander, a selfie of her and Catra where Catra looks extremely irritated, that one photo she took of Viktor at a urinal to embarrass him, pictures of her weird little lab experiments…

The process of cleaning her lab up took half the day. But the end result was so rewarding.

He’d never seen her lab this clean.

He decided he’d tidy it up every now and then, for if Jinx ever came back, and needed a place to call home.

u/Riverioli

u/cherrycass3tte

As you can see here, I have a blue print for my machine that will artificially turn oxygen into water! We can use this to help Zaunites more easily access water!!

If I were a computer, I’d have everything I wanted.

A usb port to charge up at night and feel energized the next day.

Perfect calculations.

I wish all of my mental problems had physical solutions.

I wish I could hit “select all” and “delete” when my thoughts clouded my head too much.

Wouldn’t it be nice if I could switch tabs on my bad thoughts?

I want my brain to have wires, so that I can blame my issues on the rats chewing them up.

I want to take my brain out of my head and pick out the physical bugs that are ruining the space.

I want a screwdriver for when my heart breaks yet again.

I want to blame having low storage space for my illiteracy.

I want to have updates to be told I am improving.

I would trade my chest for a keyboard if it meant I didn’t need to feel this pain anymore.

I want to have all of the answers.

I want to be adored by millions.

I want to be taken care of.

I want the life that a computer has.

u/Godzilla_R0AR

I looked up at a shooting star and asked for a non-hostile god to answer my prayers and help me fix everything…

It’s great to see character development

And is the anvil repair sound effect the sound that plays when his balls are slapping against Jayce’s ass?

What about the metal pipe sound effect? Is that ejaculation?