u/AsherCartier

I made a post on a different subreddit and some random dude with a really high rank (idk if it's called rank I'm an idiot when it comes to reddit) he just says "obvious downvote for 'deadass'. Don't talk like trash"

I then replied and said I can talk however the fuck I want. My reply got plenty of upvotes and his comment got downvoted so comically bad that he deleted it out of embarrassment and then he got absolutely flamed.

Thank you internet.

I just had like a 50 year old woman who's order I was taking make a 67 joke. This is like the 5th time and I've only worked here for like a week 😂

Met Lil Wayne on Wonder of the Seas. It was on like.. around December 9th 2025. Was ANYBODY else there??? Cuz I deadass cannot find any posts about this online despite the amount of people that were taking pics with him on deck 5.

(Also if Olivia or Ayden from the cruise happens to be in this sub, please hmu I miss y'all and I also want the lil Wayne pic 🙏)

Slump was literally my favorite underground rapper from like 2022 - early 2024. Like you would never catch me playing ANYTHING other than slump. But HOLY SHIT HE SUCKS NOW.

Like GENUINELY he went from peak to completely unlistenable and barely anyone knows who he is anymore.

And its so sad cuz I still go back and listen to his old stuff, STILL peak. I genuinely hate the fact he fucked up his sound so bad cuz imagine 2023 slump rapping on a pskotic type beat like omg 😭

But no ofc bro had to fuck around with drugs and ruin his whole career like a dumbass.

I've been wanting to do self improvement stuff for years. ive studied about how to be better daily since I was 12. Im 16 now and have CONSTANTLY fantasized about looking good and being confident. And I'm a femboy, so I hold myself to a standard that's pretty hard to reach in terms of physique.

I know everything I need to look better, literally everything. And I fantasize about it constantly, but I've been getting this wake up call recently (and way too late) that fantasizing about it is different from reality.

I look in the mirror and I'm CHOPPED AS HELL. Sometimes I have really good days, but most times I really don't. And I wonder "huh, why is this happening? Ive known how to look good and improve for years, why isn't it happening?"

I got the wake up call when I started going to sleep at like 2 AM, no idea how that happened. After I started thinking about that, I went down this rabbit hole of thoughts and realized my dream daily routine was totally opposite from my real current one (and the one I've been doing for years) my DREAM routine is smth like: "go on a 2 hour run in the morning, eat plenty of meat and fish, study, go to the beach, have some free time to code or do whatever you want, go on a bike ride and then do your skincare and go to bed early"

My CURRENT routine is "wake up, eat a bunch of random snacks, be lazy and code on the computer literally from morning until night without getting up, and then go on a short lil bike ride with your e-bike on turbo mode so you never actually have to work hard and it's just a fucking joyride, then go to bed at 2 AM"

I was literally too busy FANTASIZING about being healthy that I never actually got OFF MY ASS AND DID IT.

And I know DAMN WELL I'm capable of doing that. I would go on a pretty long run or do a hard workout every once in a VERY GREAT WHILE (when I say GREAT I mean GREAT, seriously) and I would feel amazing after and not want to stop. Yet for some reason I forget.

And here is the big point: my biggest blocker is procrastination. I have to have everything perfect before I do something to improve myself, and by the time it is perfect, I say "well screw it, it's too late now."

For example I recently made the choice to start running every morning. And you know what's holding me back? "Oh you dress goth so you should probably wait until you can find some gothic athletic outfits, oh but wait you dont have money, well I guess I'll just wait until I get a job and get my first paycheck before I go running" LIKE BRO.

And its not as simple as "if you want to and you know how, just do it" IVE TRIED. What's weird about all of this is I'm TOTALLY SELF AWARE, as you can tell. And I bet after I post this I'm still gonna be a lazy-ass for the rest of the day. Luckily I haven't gone fully off the deep end just yet, I don't look how I want to but it's not like I'm unapproachable, I'm just worried I will be if this keeps happening, because ive been procrastinating about everything for years. Is this some mental issue or smth? I know it can't be a common thing where people are AWARE that what they are doing is hurting them, and they know from experience they can overcome it and just don't. That CANNOT be normal.

Any advice? Is this common? Anything will help, thanks ☺️

Alr so tried vaping for the first time yesterday. Wasn't as bad as I thought it was, lwk expected to start choking and wheezing on the floor, but it was alr.

My dumbass decided to do it while I was on my bike so it blew right back in my face, and plus that shit was on zero, and I heard that's rly bad?

Woke up this morning with my acne worse. Not by much at all, barely noticable actually, but enough to make me question if this is what caused it.

(marked NSFW for some sensitive content)

Finally deciding to post about this.

I was a fan game dev a couple years back and had a whole team working on it with me. I was also pretty heavily active in the lethal ape discord server, and actually (somewhat) friends with Stella (the creator) and most other big people in that server and in other fan games. I even talked to Duttbust (capuchin creator) a bit.

Me and my team (Primal Studios) we're working on our game Bonobo, planned to later become Ape Escape.  It was going very well, until I got into a bit of personal problems at home and it led to all my electronics being stripped away from me, and my parents for whatever reason decided to delete the entire primal studios server without me even knowing, for some fucking reason.

So one day a few months later, my sneaky ass snatches my mom's phone and I find out she's logged in to my account. I open discord to find out I'm BANNED and being sent DEATH THREATS. From the short amount of time I had access to my account again (abt 5 minutes) I had learned that someone faked a screenshot of me saying I had explicit photos of one of my best online friend and main dev of Bonobo, who was also someone pretty well known in the fan game community. The screenshot also included "me" making fun of their mental health state. There were also rumors of me having CP.

There was nothing I could do. My mom found out I had snuck back online and took her phone back and I was stuck with this horrible reputation building up and I had no access to my account and couldn't do anything. People were spreading lies and I had no way to stop it.

Fast forward almost half a year later and I get computer access again (still wasn't allowed to to by my parents but again, I'm sneaky asf) and now I had more time on my hands. I got back in contact with my friend (also the alleged "victim") and they confirmed point blank they have no idea what happened. I talked to Stella (again, the lethal ape creator) and no response. So I got into contact with Fatal (Stella's friend and the second-in-charge of the server) who was a lot more helpful. He did kind of have a "I got better things to do rn" type of energy but it was fine, at least he was helping.

I showed him proof of my Innocence, I got the "victim" to also back me up. We even showed a screenshot of us confronting the person who faked the screenshot and him breaking down and confessing. So Fatal unbanned us, and me and some of my team got back in contact and were about try to clear my name. Only to get banned directly by Stella right after being unbanned, and I get a DM from her saying "banned for hole". Literally no idea what that means. I looked it up online and everything, but no one has ever heard of "banned for hole" ever. No matter how many times I DM'd Stella I get literally no response. She did not care. She wouldn't even respond to Fatal when he would tell her what was going on. keep in mind this is someone I was friends with.

Almost a year later after that and I still have no access to the server and have no fucking idea what's going on, reputation probably still ruined. I am very glad I moved on from the fan game community, I've genuinely gotten so much happier. This is a warning to anyone reading this: DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH THE FAN GAME COMMUNITY. THEY ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE.

I feel like juices death solidified him as an "emo rapper" since that's what his music was at the time, which was perfect, but I feel like that was just an era he would have transitioned out of.

Here's my hot take: I think he would have transitioned into underground rap. Not like nettspend or any of those guys that get insanely hated on, but I'm talking more like Ken Carson or Playboi Carti. First off his voice would have went perfectly with it, you can tell just by listening to knight crawler and syphilis.

Also his entire persona was inspired by alt, rock music and skater culture, the main things that underground rap is associated with.

Basically what I'm saying is there's a bridge between mainstream and underground, so y'know not like nettspend or osamason but more like carti, ken, uzi just to name a few. i feel like juice would have perfectly fit into that and it only makes sense that that's probably what would've happened.

Catch me masked up or smth idfk

I had this idea for a mod that I never even started working on and I'm wondering if it's cool enough to start making. This was an idea from like a year ago I just remembered.

So basically, its thousands of years after whenever tf regular Minecraft takes place. (Yes this mod would be inspired by the actual Minecraft lore) And the player is long gone and has now become sort of a legend. The overworld has moved on and doesn't even know about the legend, but a small sect of piglin descendants still believes in it. So they spend thousands of years trying to re-summon the player, and then finally are able to do it. (That's when you spawn in) And your trapped in the nether, but a totally different one than you know. You have to defeat bosses and progress in this lore-filled version of the nether and try to escape back to the overworld.

It sounds stupid but that's cuz I tried to some up a giant storyline I created into one tiny paragraph lol. Thoughts?

I am currently trying to make the biggest backport mod ever. It's been going good so far but there's one thing that nobody has gotten right so far and I've been spending DAYS on this simple issue.

Somehow I've managed to backport all cave sand cliffs content and all of the wild update to 1.16.5 , yet I can't figure out this one simple issue. Y'know those clay "disks" with like, pools of water in lush caves that make it look so good? WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING HARD TO MAKE. IVE SPENT DAYS ON THIS SINGLE STUPID FEATURE AND THEY NEVER GENERATE RIGHT.

Please somebody help 😭😭

Ya so this doesn't seem as serious as most other posts here but last time this happened to me, it became serious very quickly.

Woke up with pain in my ear this morning. Its pretty mild and something I'm guessing people normally ignore, but this same thing happened a few years back and it evolved into the worst pain I ever experienced in my life. I couldn't remember much else besides the pain but I think it was some sort of serious ear infection, had to get picked up from school early and went to like multiple doctors, then I threw up later. It was the worst. That's why I'm coming here cuz I have ptsd from last time and it's not serious now but this is exactly how the start of it felt last time. How can I stop this before it gets bad like last time?

Ok so I honestly don't know if I got fired. I'm 16m and this is my first job. I was working at the front taking orders and everyone said I was doing doing fantastic, including my boss, so there wasn't any problem quality wise.

The thing that got me "fired" is the fact that since I'm 16 and majorly failing on my education, my parents wouldn't let me work over 3 days a week because of school. However my boss requires me to work 4 or more days a week. Literally an exact mismatch. Parents were too stubborn to give me literally one extra day, and then my boss was just like "Oh, ok! Well bring in your uniform on Friday!"

Then my mom called him (don't know why she didn't let me, I'm independent enough to talk to my boss) and he said I was doing amazing and there's a high chance their gonna take me back as soon as summer starts (which for me was actually today so I'ma call and ask tmrw)

Only reason why I have doubts is because it very much had a "fired" energy, not like a temporary leave thing. They deleted my entire Nations account and my boss has not responded once. I'm not exaggerating, literally not at all. Although that wasn't really a change, he never responded while I worked there either.

Anyways idk if they were lying abt taking me back or not and I'm lwk kind of worried because I love this job and it's really fun and I'm amazing at it.

There is fucking NO ONE my age here. i met ONE person and I've been hanging out with only him for the past YEAR. We've been looking for other people and there is literally nobody.

I created a whole goddamn subreddit for teens in the panhandle 😭 and the only member in it is in some OTHER FUCKING COUNTRY

Gng I will die before I find friends here istfg

Hey so I'm 16m and there is NO ONE my age where I live like srsly. I'm in the Santa Rosa Beach area and I can't find anyone.

Me and my only friend meet up and go biking and skating and stuff but we can't find anyone else and I wanted to see if I can reach ppl online.

It's called r/PanhandleTeens if anyone's interested 👍

Alr so this isn't really related to this show but I'm hoping for some sort of miracle here.

I honestly have no idea what this show even is but someone I was really close to is a big fan of this show, and I haven't seen her in literally a year. Her name is Haylee or Hailee idk, im just hoping shes on here or someone knows her or smth.

Also since the rules state EVERYTHING has to be zombies related, the person I'm looking for told me that main green zombie dude looks like Ross from friends. I don't see it. Oh also she eats mayonnaise straight from the packet. Is this what y'alls fan base is like 😭

So yesterday I went to some other subs and asked for name ideas for my backport mod which is the biggest backport mod ever and ppl had a lot of good ideas. here are some of my favorite ones:

Chronocraft / Chronocraft Ultimate Backport

Not enough updates

Too many updates

Bring it back

Which one do y'all think is the best???

So yesterday I went to this sub and some other subs and asked for name ideas for my backport mod which is the biggest backport mod ever and ppl had a lot of good ideas. here are some of my favorite ones:

Chronocraft / Chronocraft Ultimate Backport

Not enough updates

Too many updates

Bring it back

Which one do y'all think is the best???

Im making the biggest backport mod ever and the name I have is so ass. I'm sick and tired of using this stupid AI generated name that was literally supposed to be a placeholder.

TimeWoven: Ultimate Backport

Like omg it's so corny bro 😭 please give me better ideas I'm so desperate. It's literally like the biggest backport mod ever so it needs a name that stands out and this is just not it. Pls help 🙏

I (16m) moved down here from California abt a year and a half ago. I knew so many cool people in Cali and had so many friends but I've been here for a while and can barely find anyone to hang out with. I found like literally one person.

Me and him go to sandestin and skateboard and bike on Saturdays and I was just wondering if there's anyone my age in this sub who could tag along sometime. We've been looking for other ppl FOREVER and can barely find anyone cool or interesting let alone teenagers at all.

Any advice y'all? Ik there's prolly no one my age in this sub lol and I'm like the only one but still, anyone got any tips?

EDIT: Should have said this before but I'm goth so like, that's why I can't find anyone. everyone here is into fishing and stuff and there's not many goth ppl. im not rly specifically looking for goth ppl cuz that's too rare here lol, but just looking for ppl who wouldn't mind hanging around someone like that. sadly a lot of ppl here don't look too kindly on ppl like me since it's mostly a conservative area