I gotta say, your stories cheer me up
The only bad experience I ever had with a party was with a mentor that warned us not to mess up on a certain boss in the dungeon because he had no patience for said boss and messing up would result in a kick vote, but he was a donkey and the boss he was talking about was in a different dungeon. They were both ice themed so I guess that's where he went wrong. When I called him a donkey for it he didn't take it too well and threw a tantrum. I screenshotted, and he lost his mentor status before the next fortnight rolled around.
And that's it. But somehow you guys manage to find, consistently, the coolest temperature IQ players, and though you don't mean to, you're taking a bullet for the rest of us, and I just wanted to show a little appreciation, and despite having to deal with these people I hope sharing your stories gives you some relief from the experience of being grouped with players like this.