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Is it a grave? An entrance to the SL bunker? A random pile of dirt? A deep-cup Twisted Ones reference? A failed experiment by William Afton that he decided to bury out in the middle of nowhere after he realized his creation was never meant to be seen by mortal eyes?!

…but really though; what actually is it?

I know, I know. Jofferry is a product of his awful parent’s loveless marriage, but oh my god this man needed to be stopped! His treatment on Sansa, and gleeful nature on murder as a whole, should’ve made everyone question if they had another Mad King in their hands.

Personally, I choose 3D Squelton, my beloved.

Personally, Daeron’s botched conquest of Dorne did a lot more damage then I think people are willing to admit.

MoltenMCI, where the MCI victims possess the Funtimes due to William melting down their endoskeletons, has been one of those theories taken as fact in the same vein as MikeBro or GlitchMimic, and I believed it for the longest time as well. Look at the evidence: we see an amalgamation of the FNAF 1 characters in the novels, the Candy Cadet stories talk about making 5 things into one, Henry's blueprints, the concept of soul-splitting being possible; there are a lot of things pointing to it, and you are allowed to believe the theory after this post.

Personally, I just don't think it's true anymore. Let's break it down one at a time.

Assuming William was trying to get the FNAF 1's endoskeletons to melt down, there is the obvious question of how he managed to take away the remnant. As far as I know, you can't just stab a syringe and get remnant, it has to be melted down first before it can be used. Unless there is a furnace at the FNAF 1 location, he would have to go back to the bunker to break it down. You may just say that he took apart the characters night by night instead of all at once, making this a moot point, but that doesn't make much sense either.

Assuming the convicted killer wasn't the retcon Scott was talking about, and we allow the books to draw parallels, then that means that William was arrested for these murders and was most likely released due to lack of evidence. As arrogant as William is, I think he would know that going in one night at a time would be an unnecessary risk, meaning he would try to do it in one go. And if this one results in him getting springlocked the same night, then there is no way to use his new remnant for the Funtimes. The one animatronic-per-night thing also begs the question of why he was there on the 5th night. Was Golden Freddy absolutely essential for his plans?

Speaking of Golden Freddy, we never see him getting torn apart in the minigames, which means it's possible he never caught Cassidy, which puts the Candy Cadet stories into question. All of them require five things to become one, which cannot be talking about the Funtimes under this interpretation. I guess it's possible for William to have torn apart the last one off-screen, but not only would that be a lame cop-out, but we never see Golden Freddy's physical suit to even hint towards that. This is all assuming that it does have a physical suit, and not a ghostly projection or hallucination. Golden Feeddy has always been unique, and I think the fact that you start the minigame as a spirit should clue you in that he was different from the others.

Henry's blueprints? Molten Freddy is said to have the highest concentration of remnant out of everyone here, and I do believe that there is more than one spirit at play in Molten Freddy. Personally, I think you can make the argument that the Funtimes are constantly being injected with remnants from the Scooper, remnants coming from whatever children William kidnapped, or maybe from other employees of the bunker. As a matter of fact, the exact timeline placement of Sister Location can be used to strengthen my argument. Most people assume the 30 years between FNAF 1 and FNAF 3, but that's more of an assumption than anything else.

It obviously can't be pre-FNAF 1 under this theory, because then why are the animatronics possessed in that game? However, it being so much later pretty much guarantees that Fritz Smith and Mike Schmidt aren't Michael Afton, as they are fired for the same reason and try to argue that he is a corpse by now, thus explaining the smell. As funny as the idea that Michael canonically smells terrible ever since the beginning, Sister Location being that early in the timeline just doesn't make sense in any regard. It can't be around or after FNAF 2, since the Withers are clearly walking around and being fooled by Freddy Mask. If you try to say that Sister Location happens right after FNAF 4, I'm going to scream.

Now, for the last point: The amalgamation in the novels. I'm going to be honest, I think this is one of the things that didn't cross over into the main games. We know the novels are set in their own universe, and that just because something happens in one timeline doesn't mean it will happen in the other. I don't see anyone claiming that there is a secret FNAF location underneath Henry Emily's house, full of an army of Balloon Boys.

With all that said, what do I think is possessing the Funtimes? Simple: MoltenDCI. (Let me cook with this one.)

Assuming DCIToys in FNAF 2, William would have the resources to melt them down after they were decommissioned, especially since he most likely knew about their possession around this time. Not only would this slot in the Candy Cadet stories better, but it would also explain the large concentration of remnant, and also be the parallel to the novels that everyone seems insistent about. You can even take this further and say that William might have used the agony the DCI would've made in order to use Shadow Freddy in the minigames, as we know the shadow animtronics have some tie to agony, and I wouldn't be surprised if William found a way to weaponize this phenomenon for his own purposes. Under this interpretation, William could still try to get the FNAF 1 animatronics in one night, thus getting springlocked in the same night. Henry's Insanity speech would still make sense under DCI. It allows for Sister Location between the 30 years, and it would give these 5 kids an actual purpose in the story, rather than people assuming they've been retconned out of existence. The only thing that doesn't slot into place is Fritz Smith being fired for the reasons mentioned earlier, and I'll admit that I don't have a good answer for that. Maybe Michael really just smelled even as a normal human.

TLDR: You are allowed to believe MoltenMCI, but I don't because it doesn't make sense from a logistical standpoint. MoltenDCI should be considered far more than people think, and finally admitting that Michael Afton may canonically smell bad in general, or that the odor thing is a slap in the face from Fazbear Entertainment, which is an actual possibility for this company. Have a good day; I want my third cup of coffee.

Not to claim that Ursa is a terrible mother or that Azula was in the right, but I do sometimes wonder if Ursa did fear her own daughter.

I’m not judging if you believe in WillCare, but there is way too much evidence against the idea, and his actions in the movies should’ve been the final nail in the coffin.

I love to to think that Lefty is all he had because he saw it was the cheapest think there.

Cersei is a terrible human. I don’t think that’s a hot take, but what you may not know is the fact is that this woman is borderline schizophrenic in this book.

Here is 15 bullet points from the book of blatantly incorrect or outright illogical things she says or thinks:

• Stannis being the one to murder Tywin, despite him being as far from King’s Landing as one could be.
• Tywin will only be remembered for being Cersei’s father in a thousand years
• Tyrion, somehow, went out of his way to make his father’s corpse smell at the funeral
• Garland and Kevan are plotting to have a small council full of Tyrell loyalists. (It’s funnier when you realize that she did this point on her own)
• Not caring who the High Septon is, and that the Sparrows aren’t something the crown should worry about
• Defaulting on the Crown’s debts, thus turning the Iron Banks against Tommen
• Talking about Tommen’s father being great at Tourney Jousting, almost exposing the twincest in front of Margery
• Thinking that the washerwoman are shrinking her gowns (Holy copium)
• Not trusting Pycelle despite everything he has done for the Lannisters
• Allowing the faith to not only arm themselves once more, but giving them judicial power as well, all because she is losing her pissing contest with Margery
• Euron is working with Stannis as a distraction
• Fully believing Aurane’s report on Dragonstone, despite the inconsistency in the same report
• Claiming that Pycelle was ordered to kill Rosby by Margery, as well as blaming him for three other deaths that were sort of beyond his control
• Believing Maggy’s prophecies were lies, despite parts of it clearly coming true by the time of the book
• Thinking Jamie, who she has abused and degraded throughout the entire book, will drop everything to champion in her trial by combat, despite him only having one hand

If this was literally any other character, I would genuinely feel bad. Good think this is Cersei!

Edit: Can’t believe I forgot this, but in chapter 4 Cersei goes in this whole page rant on why Sansa is the bane of her existence and how much she wants to torture this young girl. Go ahead; find the chapter if you dont believe me.

If the latter is true, then what happened to the original M-1 program?