u/Bendoair

I'm a game developer and I'm making a short, stupid game about living in Europe (Paris) during the recent (and future) heatwave with no AC. The game will be on Steam and the name is Europe Heatwave Simulator

Help me add more features and mechanics.

Here are the features I've added:

• Death from heat (obviously)
• Swatting flies
• Working remote for some random company, attending video calls
• Shitting and pissing
• Ordering stuff online (fans, monobloc AC, etc) either from a parody of Amazon, or directly from scammers and scalpers on a parody of Ebay
• There's a chance to get the package stolen by porch (stair) thieves
• Heat goes up each day, getting increasingly harder to manage
• Electricity consumption is realistic (you can't have 100 fans)
• Annoying french noises outside the window
• If you sleep with the window open and you did not buy the window screen, you get wrecked by mosquitoes
• You can order a split AC but you get arrested by the cops the next morning
• Portrait of the general in the corridor

Best comments get added (as long as it's something I have the technical skills to do)

Msg for the mods: I consider this relevant to the sub (because of the AC back and forth between americans and europeans, but if you don't, I understand the yeeting of this post)