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Ein Mann geht auf Google Chrome.

Er denkt sich, was er gerade eigentlich tun will. Erstmal googelt er nach Google. Und dann googelt er in Google nach Google. Und dann...

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u/Dumbledore0210 — 3 days ago
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,,Deutschland ist voller Propaganda:

Udo Jürgens war schonmal in New York."

,,Nee, Jürgen, du warst schon mal in New York. Udo war noch niemals in New York."

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u/Dumbledore0210 — 3 days ago
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Schlauer Gefangener!

Macht die Tageszählstriche immer an der gleichen Stelle, um Platz zu sparen. Eines Tages war dort dann ein Loch.

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u/Dumbledore0210 — 11 days ago

Headcanon: The Origin of the Dinotrux

Humanity wiped itself out so thoroughly that it left behind no organic remains. Furthermore, several comets struck the Earth, laying it to waste and leaving craters in their wake. What survived? A few plant species—trees and grasses—managed to endure. The animals, however, are all extinct. And human civilization? Utterly destroyed; yet, deep beneath the surface, tiny nanobots remained. These bots replicated themselves and, eventually, began to merge in order to assume complex forms. While underground, they stumbled upon dinosaur fossils, the characteristics of which they stored within their data files. To reach the surface, the bots developed drills and other tools to bore their way upward. Now, they have emerged onto the surface. Most remained on the ground, while some plunged into the boundless ocean, and others ascended into the skies. The Earth was rocky and desolate, and the climate was scorching hot. The mechanical organisms recalled the stored data regarding the dinosaur fossils—fossils that possessed traits proving highly advantageous in such an environment. As they grew too complex to simply replicate themselves, they began to lay eggs. They evolved into distinct species, each endowed with unique characteristics and tools. These beings are known as Dinotrux. Some consume ore, others stone, and some even devour scrap metal—the latter often hunting down weaker Dinotrux. After all, nature requires a certain balance. Now, a Dinotrux lies injured, left with no choice but to wait until a "Scrap-eater" comes to claim it. To prevent such a fate, there exist "Reptools"—creatures designed specifically to repair them. In terms of their capabilities, the various Dinotrux species complement one another quite well. It would certainly be practical if they could interact with one another. To do so, however, they would require consciousness—an Artificial Intelligence. From their very inception, the nanobots had been constructed upon a foundation of algorithms. Eventually, from these algorithms, true AI emerged. As they adapted their social behavior to interspecies communication, a society emerged in which everyone had both friends and enemies. They built together and had to protect what they had built from their enemies.

Eventually, the Dinotrux began to ponder their own existence. Researchers proposed three theories:

  1. Creationism

The Dinotrux were created by supernatural or, alternatively, organic beings.

  1. Lamarckian Evolution

There existed primordial forms of the Dinotrux that evolved in response to their specific needs. These primordial forms were themselves created by someone.

  1. Darwinian Evolution

They evolved from nanobots into complex living organisms, with the best-adapted among them surviving. Some suggest that the nanobots were introduced into the primordial soup, while others believe they arose naturally. Based on fossil discoveries, some theorize that they originated from the land rather than the sea. Dinosaur fossils serve as evidence of the former existence of organic, animal life.

This train of thought is inspired by Futurama Season 6, Episode 9, "A Clockwork Origin."

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u/Dumbledore0210 — 12 days ago

Cardassian Union

How did the Union come into being? Was it a federation of several Cardassian planets? Or did it originate on Cardassia Prime? Is there any information available regarding this at all — or for equivalent processes among other species or civilizations?

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u/Dumbledore0210 — 28 days ago
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Der eine bestellt mit Knoblauch, der andere ohne.

Der ohne Knoblauch setzt sich an weg von dem anderen, weil er den Geruch von Knoblauch nicht mag.

Der andere dann: ,,Dummkopf."

Er antwortet: ,,Wieso? Aaah! Vamp..."

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u/Dumbledore0210 — 1 month ago