Everything Must Glow

thats it. 1 tin of luminous paint and 1 letter. yet.. its more than we deserve.

u/Eatthebeatz — 4 days ago

Unpopular Opinion: If Clark was an insect he would be able to lick his own eyeball.

i believe he would find it easy.

u/Eatthebeatz — 5 days ago

was mary wrong to accuse clark of buying fish from the supermarket then passing them off as his "epic catches" considering i just made the idea up, its not her idea and there is no mention fish of any kind in the movie or youtube videos?

i just made a picture :/

u/Eatthebeatz — 6 days ago
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In better times...Do you think Mary would have accepted a global soft drink manuacturing deal and series of celebrity boxing matches from Clark?

and what song should each of them come out to at the boxing?

u/Eatthebeatz — 7 days ago

Yeah..we make MRI and machines & discover unknown realms but tragically we dont know how to use scissors.

look beyond the massive abomination so dismal we have had to cover it with a rectangle, mary. its not there. just PRETEND ITS NOT THERE.

u/Eatthebeatz — 9 days ago

Was phil justified in having a huge silicon nipple glued to the door or was it poor hospitality?

it must have been very distracting for mary no wonder she glazed over at the end

u/Eatthebeatz — 9 days ago

memes are fun but we need to focus on the real questions..

what filling do you think it could be? and will phil end up eating it?

u/Eatthebeatz — 28 days ago

not clarks wife OR he is lying about how fat the ass is?

least fat ass in the whole damn movie

u/Eatthebeatz — 28 days ago

cooler chair, superior pirate outfit, better "ive been coming here every night since i found the place" hair.

JImi Hendrix.

u/Eatthebeatz — 29 days ago