What’s up gymbro’s, make sure you guys get a couple calisthenics days in! Gotta keep that muscle stamina up ✊🏾🥸

What’s y’all’s current push-up max? Right now the highest ive gotten to is 64 on the floor with no elevation. I was tired as hell after 😂

u/Glittering_Delay_183 — 8 days ago

Ever get pulled over while drunk?

If you get pulled over while drunk, before the officer comes to your vehicle, just get out of the car, crack open a beer, and take the longest chug of your life in front of the cop. 😂 Now when they ask how you got drunk, you can honestly say:
“Officer, I just drank it.”

Refuse the breathalyzer. Refuse the blood test. Refuse everything.

Congratulations, you have successfully outsmarted the legal system.

Disclaimer: Please do not actually do this. I am not a lawyer, and I am definitely not the reason you’re explaining this strategy to a judge. 💀

u/Glittering_Delay_183 — 10 days ago

Another “Luxury Community” being built in Austin, TX

No privacy on the balcony, No desire to even make them look desirable, barely a yard it’s basically just somewhere for your pet to use the bathroom, and you can already tell it’s gonna be HOT.

That’s what they call “Luxury Living” nowadays.

u/Glittering_Delay_183 — 21 days ago
▲ 26 r/takis

Are these any good? (I never see any posts about them)

I never tried them, and I haven’t seen any posts on them either. Has anyone enjoyed these yet or are they pretty mid? Im thinking of buying some.

u/Glittering_Delay_183 — 25 days ago