u/HoagieTwoFace

▲ 11 r/sixers

An absolute steal in the 2nd round. Trevon Brazile

I know he’ll be 24 in the winter. But he looks like a total freak. 7’5” wingspan 6’11”, 13 and 7 shooting 35% from 3. Arguably better than Barlow right now. And the dunking 😮‍💨

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u/HoagieTwoFace — 2 days ago

Drake shouting out Bill wasn’t on my bingo card.

I’d be eating peaches, while you stuck with Lemons

Casting this Bill to you like I’m Simmons.

u/HoagieTwoFace — 6 days ago
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Kyle Neubeck to Josh Harris: “A lot of criticism has been targeted to you specifically … What would you say to those people because I think some of that is about the lack of success or the lack of championship success, but also maybe some of the off-court things that have not been addressed by you.”

“A lot of criticism has been targeted to you specifically fan frustration-wise. There have been some fans thrown out of games for yelling things like ‘sell the team’— What would you say to those people because I think some of that is about the lack of success or the lack of championship success, but also maybe some of the off-court things that have not been addressed by you.”

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u/HoagieTwoFace — 7 days ago
▲ 355 r/sixers

TFW you get back from Epstein Island but all you can think about is dodging the luxury tax.

u/HoagieTwoFace — 7 days ago

This Michael Jackson guy is a huge hypocrite.

I was listening to him the other day when he’s preaching to me about “if you don’t want a baby, don’t make a baby.” Fine. I get it. Save it until marriage, you know.

Well anyways, about 20 minutes later he’s telling me about he had a child out of wedlock. Claiming though to me, a stranger. “That the kid is not his son.” And I said listen pal, you don’t have to prove paternity to me. That’s to the judge when they’re asking you about child support.

It’s human nature, he says.

And I say yes it is, stop being a hypocrite go do your thing.

Well next thing you know he’s going up to another woman saying he wants to love some Pretty Young Thing.

Where does this guy get off?

I started to tell him that I was leaving. But then he told me “your butt is mine.”

I DONT SWING THAT WAY.

Anyways, keep away from this guy. Unless maybe, if you have kids. He seems good with children.

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u/HoagieTwoFace — 10 days ago
▲ 184 r/sixers

Joel casually dropping he has a daughter now was not on my bingo card.

He mentioned it in his postgame interview. So congrats to him.

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u/HoagieTwoFace — 11 days ago
▲ 85 r/sixers

Embiid and/or Maxey going up to Josh Harris at some point in the 4th quarter.

u/HoagieTwoFace — 11 days ago
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Embiid has to be the David Robinson 1999 version, Tim Duncan 2014 version of himself. And the team needs to get younger and more athletic as well.

That also means they need to trade Paul George because he simply makes too much money. It’s the Tobias problem but he’s older even though if he’s more helpful than Tobias ever was.

Also Embiid isn’t being traded until the last year of his deal in 2028-29 without dumping massive assets so stop saying “trade embiid”.

This team needs role players and young athletes and hopefully they have a clue to prioritize that.

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u/HoagieTwoFace — 13 days ago
▲ 206 r/sixers

Sold high.

LA Clippers 2028 unprotected 1st
LA Clippers 2029 1st round swap (1-3 protected)

u/HoagieTwoFace — 14 days ago