u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner

Image 1 — My crazy boi.
Image 2 — My crazy boi.
Image 3 — My crazy boi.

My crazy boi.

Y’all are gonna get sick of me by the end of the summer, but I have the wildest growth on my biggest tree. I got this about 7 years ago from my MIL. It was about this size 4 years ago, but if you notice the center, the large top branches were unfortunately knocked off by a bocce ball during an intense match in the yard. No biggie, just cleaned the break and sealed it. 4 years later the big 4 branches have matured, so I thought it time to prop it. Cut two right around the old break and planted those and they’re thriving. The branch that I had to chop down because of some winter rot is thriving with 8 new branches, which will be fun to see how they fight for space. The interesting part, I had to trim a small side branch on the top of the tallest branch, and now it’s sprouting multiple branches below the tip. I’ve been growing Plums for 9 years and have never seen anything like this! I’ll make this my last post until they are more mature.

Side note, the woman who hit my tree is a dear friend and she felt terrible. I cleaned up the break on that as well and put it back in the dirt. 3 years later it was nice and big and healthy. So when my friend moved into her new house, I gifted her a Plumeria (it’s kinda my thing and she always wanted one)… which just so happened to be the branch she knocked off 3 years prior. We all had happy tears.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 1 day ago

Never have I known a more punchable face.

As a “lawn connoisseur” myself, this child infuriated me more than anything. The whole episode makes me frustrated and I usually skip it.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 6 days ago

Nathan! Stop it!

This hasn’t been posted in a while, so I thought I’d remind everyone of one of my top 5 favorite scenes.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 6 days ago

Need help finding a quality Chainsaw Man mask.

I am wanting to cosplay Denji for an upcoming con and am struggling to determine which helmets are quality. Lots of options on Etsy and eBay, but I don’t want to risk investing in a helmet that’s crap. I want to eventually make one, but don’t have the time and my daughter really wants me to dress up with her. Does anyone have a recommendation? TIA!

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u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 8 days ago

I’ve propped many branches over the years and usually get 2-4 buds from the stump, but this guy is showing signs of TEN new branches!!! I’m anxious to see how that many branches coexist.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 15 days ago