Me and the lawnmower man.
I’m a pretty avid US Deathmatch player on Xbox. Over the last 4-5 months I started to notice a player I hadn’t seen before, that is always on a lawnmower. For a few weeks we’d be on at the same time of night and I’d make it a point to chase him for a bit. He is REALLY good at controlling that god damn lawnmower, so he’s slippery like an eel. After a match where I slid sideways into the wall, trapping him and sending him flying, he messaged me a laugh emoji, and we proceeded to chat for a couple minutes about our prior cat fights and how much I’ve enjoyed the chase. A few weeks later we are in the same server, and it starts getting late so players start dropping, and it ends up just being me and this guy, and 2 other players at Big Valley. After about 2 minutes the 2 guys have dropped, so it’s just me in my Razor, chasing the lawnmower man. I was laughing so hard that my wife came out from the bedroom to see what was up. I’m not sure what it was about that match, but chasing that lawnmower 1x1 is one of my favorite memories from this game.
Since then, we will message if we end up in the same lobby; usually because once I see him I start picking on him… at which time he evades me, because he’s slippery... like eel.