Me and the lawnmower man.

I’m a pretty avid US Deathmatch player on Xbox. Over the last 4-5 months I started to notice a player I hadn’t seen before, that is always on a lawnmower. For a few weeks we’d be on at the same time of night and I’d make it a point to chase him for a bit. He is REALLY good at controlling that god damn lawnmower, so he’s slippery like an eel. After a match where I slid sideways into the wall, trapping him and sending him flying, he messaged me a laugh emoji, and we proceeded to chat for a couple minutes about our prior cat fights and how much I’ve enjoyed the chase. A few weeks later we are in the same server, and it starts getting late so players start dropping, and it ends up just being me and this guy, and 2 other players at Big Valley. After about 2 minutes the 2 guys have dropped, so it’s just me in my Razor, chasing the lawnmower man. I was laughing so hard that my wife came out from the bedroom to see what was up. I’m not sure what it was about that match, but chasing that lawnmower 1x1 is one of my favorite memories from this game.

Since then, we will message if we end up in the same lobby; usually because once I see him I start picking on him… at which time he evades me, because he’s slippery... like eel.

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u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 1 day ago

Finished my 3D printed Chainsaw Man props today.

My daughter got me into Chainsaw Man last year and I fell in love. She hinted at me cosplaying as Denji, but I didn’t want to buy a pre-made mask, and I was struggling to make it out of foam and plastic. My friend’s brother has a small 3D printing business and took on the job for me. I bought the 3D files on 3demon and within a week he had it ready to go. I am a big guy (6’4” 240) so he increased the overall size by 20% to accommodate my big head. He then adjusted the 3D design and sized it for a Pochita blade and handle, which my daughter will be wearing with an orange wig, orange button up, and black tie. I’ve spent the last couple of weeks assembling, sanding, and painting, and love how it turned out.

This was such a fun project to put together and paint. It makes me want to get the files for other Chainsaw Man characters and make a set!

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 3 days ago

A horror movie, set primarily in the dark. The young protagonist get lost in said dark, and only have the glow of their vapes to light the way. Their batteries slowly drain as they try to navigate the situation. Drama ensues.

I hate to succumb to shitty modern trends in movies, but I’ve thought about this for awhile and think it could be intense. When I vaped, I’d sometimes be in my completely blacked out room, and when I would take a drag, it would glow the eerie blue color of the indicator light. A movie that flashes horrifying images in the glow of a vape while the characters try to escape, would shake me.

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u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 6 days ago
▲ 2 r/Jeep

JeepForum.com

Were any of you degenerates on JF back in the day when Keith ran it? I was active from 2009-2015 and was even an admin for awhile. Made some great friends that I still keep in contact with to this day.

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u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 7 days ago

Today is my peak day! It’s all downhill from here…

Thanks for ruining the rest of my life, Stan. Now what do I have to look forward to, AARP?

words words words

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u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 13 days ago
▲ 37 r/cosplay

Denji - Chainsaw Man

I was trying on a new shirt and shoes for my Denji cosplay, and my daughter ran to her room and got the wig from her Bakugo cosplay. I am 3D printing a Chainsaw mask and arms, so I won’t be wearing a wig during the upcoming con, but we were rolling laughing when I tried it on.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 26 days ago
▲ 84 r/doggos

Sweet girl will sit like this, showing me the bone I just gave her, wagging her tail, and drooling on everything, for 30 minutes before she goes and finds a spot to chew.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 2 months ago

Concrete Corner Free CD Sampler

Anyone else remember the day these were released each month? I’d be waiting at the door of the music shop for them to open to ensure I got a copy. Found some of my favorite numetal artists from these. This isn’t my picture, but I saved 10-15 of them until I moved in 2015, and they disappeared.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 2 months ago

Would you put Quarashi in numetal or rap rock?

Fell in love with these guys when Jinx came out. They have a Rage flow on some songs, Cypress Hill on others, so probably leaning towards rap rock, but they were part of my numetal phase.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 2 months ago

Yikes… I was part of the OG Now gang.

But for real, there are some bangers on these. I stopped buying them after the 4th; went heavy on the boy bands after that.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 2 months ago

Long time lurk, first time poster.

Got this guy 5 years ago this month. It’s been seasoned, rusted, stripped, seasoned, stripped, seasoned, rusted, ruuuuuusted, stripped, and seasoned.

In celebration of the anniversary, I made smash burgers and snapped a pic for y’all! Sláinte!

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 3 months ago

Any of y’all Elder Millennial men remember getting your pp swabbed for an STD test?

Back in my day, nurses would INSERT A SWAB into the tip of your urethra to get a sample for testing… Peeing into a cup is significantly less traumatizing.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 3 months ago

My crazy boi.

Y’all are gonna get sick of me by the end of the summer, but I have the wildest growth on my biggest tree. I got this about 7 years ago from my MIL. It was about this size 4 years ago, but if you notice the center, the large top branches were unfortunately knocked off by a bocce ball during an intense match in the yard. No biggie, just cleaned the break and sealed it. 4 years later the big 4 branches have matured, so I thought it time to prop it. Cut two right around the old break and planted those and they’re thriving. The branch that I had to chop down because of some winter rot is thriving with 8 new branches, which will be fun to see how they fight for space. The interesting part, I had to trim a small side branch on the top of the tallest branch, and now it’s sprouting multiple branches below the tip. I’ve been growing Plums for 9 years and have never seen anything like this! I’ll make this my last post until they are more mature.

Side note, the woman who hit my tree is a dear friend and she felt terrible. I cleaned up the break on that as well and put it back in the dirt. 3 years later it was nice and big and healthy. So when my friend moved into her new house, I gifted her a Plumeria (it’s kinda my thing and she always wanted one)… which just so happened to be the branch she knocked off 3 years prior. We all had happy tears.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 3 months ago

Never have I known a more punchable face.

As a “lawn connoisseur” myself, this child infuriated me more than anything. The whole episode makes me frustrated and I usually skip it.

u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner — 3 months ago