The Glup Shitto virus is spreading. Ryan Goslng has become Kade Auberon. Soon Brad Pitt will be Slar Quixleblart, Margot Robbie will be Shezack Fud and Timothy Chalamet will be T'moth-ee. Imogen Poots's name will be unaffected.

u/InfiniteDedekindCuts — 5 days ago

There's a Martin Scorsese alien animatronic at the theme park booth at D23. This is a reference to the fact that Star Wars movies aren't cinema. The closest thing I can think of to them, as well made as they are, is theme parks.

u/InfiniteDedekindCuts — 6 days ago

This is why we shouldn't let geezers old enough to remember Pearl Harbor fight villains. I call for forced Super Hero retirement at age 80.

If Ted Grant had been at home watching Fox News instead of trying to PUNCH people that have SWORDS. . . maybe he'd still be alive.

u/InfiniteDedekindCuts — 7 days ago
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Cover for Emperor Aquaman #22, featuring Swamp Thing and Animal Girl.

Avatar of the Blue, Avatar of the Green and Avatar of the Red!

u/InfiniteDedekindCuts — 26 days ago