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from the overwatch collab

in flame hyenard’s (BURN TO THE GROUND) stage this reploid is trapped behind two fire dragon enemies so therefore the challenge to get him is to kill the dragons and jump over to him right? WRONG! the challenge is to also kill the met that spawns IMMEDIATELY after you beat them before he cartel hits him like how king lizard or whatever the fuck his name is I am too pissed off to remember right now blew rexplode’s brains out. Mega man as a franchise prides itself on trial and error, EXCEPT THIS GAME PUNISHES YOU BY KILLING THE REPLOIDS OFF PERMANENTLY REWARDING FIRST TRY CLEARS AND PERFECTION. The other reploids in this level were bs but with enough logic I can see how the devs thought they were possible to first try. I have no idea how anyone can possibly predict mafia met over here executing him. X7 wasn’t playtested and this proves it to me (along with the rest of the game). This one met is more evil than Wily, Sigma, and Wile COMBINED.

christ this is pathetic

This is a meal consisting of what a pilgrim may eat on their travels consisting of muckroach sausage, far fields bread crumbs, mossgrove tea and mount fey chilled volt smoothie.

As a pilgrim starts their journey they may encounter moss grotto, here they will make some tea to calm their voices as they sing in song throughout pharloom.

This tea is made from:

Moss

and mossberries

the beverage is made from brewing the moss of this location in boiling water and adding in mossberries, this gives the beverage a bubblieness that not only puts some pep into the step if any weary pilgrim. The choir of the high halls use this to sooth their voices in between hymns. ((while we do have flea’s brew I wanted to be more original than making fleas brew, again so I decided to make tea from the moss grotto as to show what a pilgrim may make on their journey.))

Now as a pilgrim enters the far fields they will encounter fields of hardbones feasting on wheat and grain, they may use this to make a sourdough.

This is made from:

wheat

starch

water

ferment with the heat of the air vents will make the resulting dough rise and make a bread, it seems this pilgrim has crumpled the bread so that way they can bury the smell from predators and make it easier to carry. ((this was crumpled as to make it look less professionally made as my mother and I made it

now while not advisable some pilgrims may end up on sinner’s road there they will have the opportunity to put some protein in their diets with some sausage.

This sausage is made from:

muckroaches

After the poor creature is put out of its misery after being ensnared in a trap it’s meat is chopped up, seared, encased in its own intestines and adorned from salt found commonly in the caves of every portion of pharloom.

Now we reach the climax of this meal, the smoothie, now most pilgrims may not have a chance to consume this but some lucky few may have a drink commonly enjoyed by the conductors.

This is made from:

Voltvyrm pieces

crustnut

Hardbone milk

and ice from mount fey

This sweet treat is pure tedium to make but the end result is more than worth it. You need to have an appendage from the voltvyrm that dwells in electricity filled caved in pharloom, cut the electric organs from it to make it safe to eat, grab some ice from the caves of mount fey, and a crustnut and chop them into tiny pieces and mix with the milk to make a sweet treat that all will love, but mainly the conductors.

This is my entry for the contest, I hope I get far and it was a blast writing this, as well as the meal prep itself please vote for me!

I chose sacred heart but it wasn’t easy

The purpose of this subreddit is to live in the alternate universe of if DC made their own hero shooter game akin to marvel rivals. If this were a real game then these posts wouldn’t exist because they have nothing to do with the game dc allies. My friend said it best that these are just larpers that joined in and turned the dc allies trend into “what if in an alternate universe thing was different thing” it just makes me mad to see what this subreddit became and I want to see more posts of DC ALLIES and not “amazon’s spider-man” or whatever