Igor spent years as a divorced middle aged man looking for dates, but had no luck. So he put together a rock band called Wings of Prometheus. He's sure that'll get the ladies attention. Or the men's; At this point he's open to anything.

Igor spent years as a divorced middle aged man looking for dates, but had no luck. So he put together a rock band called Wings of Prometheus. He's sure that'll get the ladies attention. Or the men's; At this point he's open to anything.

One thing is sure: His makeup looks amazing.

What do you think his band sounds like?

[Photo from this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ornithology/s/Q3mzGgUqp4).

u/JustaTinyDude — 1 month ago

Klaus learned a lesson in communication when he found Lorelei, his ex-wife, while browsing fetish content. He'd always secretly worshipped her gorgeous feathery claws, but had been afraid to tell her, ashamed of what she might think. Thinking of all he could have had if he'd been open, he began to s

*began bone wracking sobs. (I see it cut off the end of my title).

Lorelei knew, of course. She'd waited years for him to admit it, fantasizing about all the fun they'd have once he did.

She'd finally left him for men who weren't afraid to tell her everything she wanted to hear, and was raking it in, besides.

u/JustaTinyDude — 2 months ago
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Royal Albatross showing off their fierce eyeliner

Photos taken by yours truly out at the Hauraki Gulf, Tamaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.

u/JustaTinyDude — 2 months ago

I spent 10 years being uptight about his fur on my pillows

Then one day, after napping with my face buried in his belly, I decided to let go of that one. Mjölnir pictured living his best life.

u/JustaTinyDude — 3 months ago
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I went so slow I stopped to take a picture

It’s like they somehow knew. Spotted in Florida, the Sandhill Crane.

u/Ampliphy — 3 months ago
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Slow Mo video of the Osprey being bothered by a Gnatcatcher in St. Mark's NWR, Florida.

u/JustaTinyDude — 4 months ago
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The best guardian at the service of man

These are Angolan chickens or capote and are essential in farms, because whatever strange thing happens in their territory, they form a circle around and make noise to attract the attention of the residents who rush to check the situation.

u/JustaTinyDude — 4 months ago
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Miss Hairy doing the fire pole slide!

Southwestern PA.  Recorded with an iPhone 14 Pro

u/JustaTinyDude — 4 months ago
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Any ideas on what's going on with this little dude?

This Hairy Woodpecker has been coming around for a few days. He flies around fine and behaves like all the others, makes all the normal sounds, and has a healthy appetite. He just looks...a little odd. We've been calling him Rusty. I looked up photos of Hairies molting, but I haven't found anything that looks like our Rusty. He doesn't seem to be behaving like he's sick, but I'm worried about the little fella.

u/JustaTinyDude — 5 months ago
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Blue-Footed Booby!

Crossposted this earlier, but turns out it was edited. Looks even better unedited!

u/Damien-The-Bunny — 5 months ago
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Sharp tailed grouse dancing

Almost ran over these guys - they did not move though. Just continued doing their little dancey dance

Edit: since everyone’s enjoying this clip, I posted another one here

u/JustaTinyDude — 5 months ago