▲ 117 r/DivorcedBirds
Klaus learned a lesson in communication when he found Lorelei, his ex-wife, while browsing fetish content. He'd always secretly worshipped her gorgeous feathery claws, but had been afraid to tell her, ashamed of what she might think. Thinking of all he could have had if he'd been open, he began to s
*began bone wracking sobs. (I see it cut off the end of my title).
Lorelei knew, of course. She'd waited years for him to admit it, fantasizing about all the fun they'd have once he did.
She'd finally left him for men who weren't afraid to tell her everything she wanted to hear, and was raking it in, besides.
u/JustaTinyDude — 7 days ago