u/Justthisdudeyaknow

Cause, like, most of the kids are directly descended from disney properties. But, int he red movies, two characters stand out.

Morgy- We don't have a Morganna in the Disney canon. Best we get is Arthur and Merlin, and, well, Mad Madam Mim was possibly around the idea of Morganna? If we wanted to keep it merlin themed, even though Morgy didn't interact with Merlin at all, he could have been the son of Mim! Personally, with the lines they gave him, I think it would have been great to make him either Gaston, or Jafar, to keep it related to characters we've seen.

Robbie Hood- Yes, disney has a Robin Hood movie, but it's anthropomoprhic. He doesn't look like a fox to me! We had a bunch of Heroes still to choose from, Quasimodo, Prince Eric, Aladdin, etc, with as much as he was in the movie, it would have been better to keep him on theme.

And, as to characters on theme, that didn't need to be... Why wasn't Uliana Ursula? Like, we didn't need another relation, they could have straight up used Ursula! And even with the Smees, I feel like another child of Hook was silly when we still have a lot of unused Villains she could be the child of.

Just a rant I didn't have anywhere else to put.

There are things DnD is good at. It is not everything.,

It would be nice

But have you tried yoga?

New pieces

Have you ever had a joke character last?

I miss the way the button sinks down.

The customer is always right bullshit has led to a consumer class who want everything now, and a management class that wants to do it with the LEAST amount of people possible.

Mawwige

All the other side has to do to un cancel is find jesus, and boom, nothing else matters.

It do be feeling like that.

And that's why

Okay, but hear me out- The Cyclops is the one human. Someone conventionally attractive, like Ryan Gosling, has both eyes, dressed nice- But everyone treats him like the most horrible monster anyone has ever seen, because he's so fleshy.

If I know I'm mentally ill, I should be able to control the mental illness, right? Right?

Best meals I've ever had have been at places I'm sure were criminal fronts.

You need to stop pissing on the poor.

Okay, but whyyyyyy did they use characters that were just legends, not from Disney?

Honesty is rarely the best policy at work

I once wrote a Death for my TTRPG who manifested as a kindly old granny, who always had warm cookies ready- Her hall was a cozy cottage with as many rooms as needed, less beer hall, more gaming convention.

What happened to my perks?

It sucks