Ass-Chien ruined an Entire Chibi Episode for Ice Cream (1/2)
One of the planned episodes for RWBY Chibi was titled "Ice Cream Pranks." Plot is an ice cream truck would arrive at Beacon Academy, and the start to eating ice creams and other sweets and become very cheerful, hyperactive, and affectionate zombies, would be pranking teachers, parents and they are was also trying to force other students to eat ice cream. However, just as the episode began, Kerry Shawcross, Miles Luna, and Ass-Chien (My Self Inself) were talking together, an argument broke out. And then...
Ass-Chien: Kerry, what fuck a kind of a shit did you write?!
Kerry: I had innocently wanted to adapt a horror film here to become a light hearted laught story.
Ass-Chien: Wait, what! Did you adapt this from that Eli Roth's dumbass shock value gore fest 2026 movie?! The porn episode I wrote is infinitely better than this shitty nonsense.
(While the two are arguing, Ass-Chien tears up the department sign and blows up the ice cream truck, much to the disappointment of the students who were eating ice cream.)
Ass-Chien: Hey Huntsmen and Huntresses, I've saved this nonsense that turns you into idiotic assthirsty zombitches. Please do something better, not this shit!
Then Kerry says to Ass-Chien, "You! You destroyed happiness of students just because they fell short of your high expectations when they were only going to get eat ice cre..." But Ass-Chien replies, "I already have high expectations, I can even use the same strategy you used if I wanted to." Miles Luna, having witnessed the argument, simply asks, "What happened?" Kerry and Ass-Chien exchange insults. Miles sides with Kerry and wants to fire her, but Arryn and Barbara angrily break down the door because Chibi Adam was about to kill Taurus but was saved by Chibi Ilia, which has angered them. Then Emerald enters the room, but Ass-Chien twists his brain, causing him to kill him on the spot.
Then Ruby Rose and her friends arrive, but Kerry, Miles, Arryn, Barbara, and Ass-Chien aren't there, but Emerald's lifeless body is, raising suspicions. However, the writers, voice actors, and Ass-Chien haven't actually disappeared, and things will get even more disturbing the following week. Because this time, due to the just worst absurdities that change the rules of the RWBY Chibi, an incredibly difficult process awaits everyone. But remember, good always triumphs over evil, but if not this time, what will?
That's enough from me!