u/MaleficentGroup811

what’s happened to the unsmoked streaky bacon? the finest stuff in the 2 for a fiver section?

I ain’t a fan of the smoked as it ain’t really smoked, it’s painted on flavour, I was told that by a bloke who works in the food industry

anyway it’s been a month now since I saw unsmoked streaky on the shelf, what the hells going on?

I went down the social club, had about a dozen pints of Guinness, then about the same of Madri, left about 10pm and had a kebab supper, got to bed and not long woke up, feel as rough as a badgers arse.

would be interested to hear what you lot can drink

the last 2 times I’ve been in tesco there’s been none of their lemonade, I’ve had to spend a premium on chedry coke float

no Tesco own lemonade at 1.30 for 2 bottles

woke up very url, like 6am cos I was way too hot, the sheets were sticking to my back

fancied a big breakfast at 7am so ordered one from a cafe in town and got Deliveroo to deliver it

who turned up? yeah the same scumbag who’s been before, the guy reeks, I could smell him 50 yards away.

he’d got these jeans on covered in crap, all stains and ripped, his trainers didn’t have any bottoms still, they stopped at his ancul, he hadn’t washed his hair yet it’s all matted and in his eyes, his t shirt was just filthy and covwded in all sorts of stains

i sais to him not you again, he says he ain’t forgot me and I say you tried burglin me you bastard and he goes to throw the bag of food into the road, I step forward and grab it off him, I went inside because now he was shouting and swearing and I said piss off or I’ll call the coppers on him, he rode off on his shitty moped

it’s ruined my day I couldn’t finish the breakfast I had to chuck the eggs out, I wish I knew were he lives

I’m more of a wild camper than anyone, all I got is a little tent from Argos, a few bin bags as a groundsheet and an old Parka coat in place of a sleeping bag.

i ain’t one of these who have the latest gear, it makes me laugh seeing people on here with a 300 quid tent and a fancy fleece sleeping bag, plus a cooker and wardrobe, wind chimes and a cool box full of halloumi and hummus.

anyway, I’m thinking of a wild camp in Suffolk this weekend, Friday and Saturday night will be just me and my little dog, I’ll be boozing and eating cold food like pork pies, he’ll be ok sharing with me

where do you suggest? I want a proper spot away from anyone

I’ve said before on here, I’ve awdered food and had the same lowlife deliver 3 times in a row, the guy is a right dirty scumbag who needs a bloody good soaking

anyway I was asleep last night and I woke up around 3am cos I heard a noise outside, I got a creaky gate to the back garden and I heard it open

I grabbed a cosh I keep by my bed and went downstairs, I could see a bloke in the garden so I opened the door and shouted, he jumped a mile and sprinted over to the back fence what leads to cornfields

i I could see it was the same guy who delivered food to me, I could smell him lol, he jumped over the fence and I heard a shout of pain as I reckon he’d gone arse over tit in the field

I stood outside for 10 minutes to make sure and after that in the distance I heard a horrible whine, it was him startinf his shitty moped

I reckon if I hadn’t have disturbed him he’d have robbed me, I keep cash in a drawer and I bet he’d have sniffed that out and had it away

so beware, lots of scumbags our there who come to your house and nose about looking for things to nick

I’ve been on here before, I complained about the freak who’s delivered to me twice and all I get is piss taking

anyway I was hungry at 4pm today so I ordered up burgers and wings and chips from this place in Sudbury, they said it would be 25 mins no worries I thought

I ordered and soon enough that tattooed freak woth the shit moped came along my driveway

Christ he’s weird, he’s got some horrible tattoo on his face, it’s like all lines what have turned green, he had them jeans on which could walk by themselves, he’s got horrible hair, all straggly and unwashed and not combed, he’s got a filthy t shirt covered in stains, his shoes ain’t got soles, and he reeks of god knows what, his BO was rank

anyway i told him that id said not to deliver to me and you know what he said ? he said tough shi, I got the food off him and he wwnt to punch me, I told

him to get off my property and he said hell be back with mates, I picked up a stone and flung it at him as he drove off

can’t some one off Deliveroo help me out here and stop him delivering to me? he’s threatening me

and basically said he’s coming to do me over or worse

early this morning me and my son were standing outside my mates tattoo parlour, just standing having a Benson when some idiot comes round the corner and starts being mouthy.

he said I flicked my dog end in the road and told me to pick it up, I said I’m still smoking it genius, he didn’t like it and still wouldn’t shut up, my lad came out and told him where to go, still this busybody wouldn’t shut up, my lad told him to piss off and mind your business.

this busybody was a guy about 5 feet 2, very thin, blond hair, wearing a t shirt and coat lol, and had shorts on and sandals and white socks up to his knees.

keep an eye out for him, whoever he is dont shut up.

I take my dog everywhere, petrol station, Ald, Tesco, Greggs, KF, anywhere really

so how would it go in Cambridge? could I get on the bus with him? go in all the pubs? all food places? shops like the apple ahop?

he’d been a vegan for a month but he started feeling bad, he’d have bad guts, he’d feel tired out all day, he didn’t have any energy, he turned very pale

i tols him straight, I said it’s your diet mate, you might not like to hear it but it’s true

a week ago he gave it up, he had a bbq with sausages n burgers n chops on

he now says he feels like his old self, he’s got energy back and colour in his face

I used to go do my drinking in Norwich, me and my pals would go to the Lamb mostly, I loved it, the barmaid was very friendly and had a thing for me so I got served first

this was back in the 90s when we had more freedom in pubs, no smoking bans, no plastic pint pots when Norwich played millwall, no one getting upset seeing me and my pals pissed up and singing

anyways I ain’t been for years and wondered if it was still open, or if it is I wonder if it’s one of these shitty middle class boozers full of types who would look down at my kind

fancied a fry up but didn’t have the ingredients so ordered a full English from a cafe in the local town, they said it would take half hour which is fine

half hour later I get a nock at the door and it’s the same thug wat delivered to me last week

same shitty cloths same trainers without bottoms same weird matted hair same whiny moped, the guy stinks of sour milk he ain’t washed in months

i told him I don’t want him to deliver anymore n he started crying, I told him to get a grip and grow up, he then actually spoke, he said to me to watch my back, I said just piss off out of my sight n I never want to see him again

why does Deliveroo send me that guy? I don’t want him near my food

he had a nice YouTube channel, plus he was a good author, he hasn’t uploaded on YouTube for 3 years and he hasn’t published a book since 2020.

a shame as he’s a top guy and very entertaining

last night had a thug deliver to me. he had a horrible face tattoo, he stunk like a polecat, his hair was like a white birds nest, he had no shoes on, he didn’t say anything to me.

is this normal with delivery drivers? it’s the first time I’ve ordered from Deliveroo

just been to Tesco, I went earlier and had the joke with the fab conditioner.

just now I bought 6 bottles of 1.75l Coca Cola, nearlly got it home and the bag split and coke everywhere

i paid 40p and they gave me a duff bag with a hole in

can a managed or area manager sort me out please

it was £12 for the coke and 40p for the bag

i I want that money back plus at least £20 for rhe hassle

it’s too hot, what I want is a nudey beach where I can sit under a parasol stark naked.

i was thinking of going to Walton or Frinton today and sit nude in a quiet spot but a proper hide beach would be better.

Thoughts?