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▲ 11 r/Barbour

Wtf this is awesome (adidas?!)

I was skimming jackets to pressure u/abrod520 into buying and review and this bad motherfucker pops up.

If it weren't so overly urban, I'd say they did the Cape Cotton Durham as much justice as Tokito. We need more of this plzplz

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 4 days ago
▲ 12 r/Barbour

Converting to Barbour x Beams 👋 maybe?

I'm only 5'6" with many barbours—old and new, common and obscure. But I just popped my Japanese tailoring cherry and I'm sold.

I bought the most obscene looking jacket (on paper, and pictures) of an SSK issued Fjallraven(aka license/brand/material loaned to a Japanese distributor) multi pocket jacket. This thing is so obnoxious it has a schematic of all the pockets and what ideally should be loaded into each of them ranging from your baby teeth to fucking claymore mines. Really I just wanted g1000 fabric for North Carolinian transitional weather because I can't wait for Barbour season.

But as soon as I slipped this thing on it felt like a maternal embrace. Waist cinches were hitting at my natural waist, hems were where they were supposed to be. And it felt so..fucking. delicious. It explains why I have three a7s and two trialmasters now 💀

So yeah, I'll always love British tailoring for its utility and dog walking; and the crazy thing is I have a long torso that can rock a Beaufort .But if collabs like BEAMS provide the same fit experience that they supposedly do with half the function I'll never buy an urban oriented mainline Barbour again

If only I can find the beams piece that revived a vintage Barbour I always thirsted for 😢

Anyone with experience? I'm now very curious about the white label stuff!

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 19 days ago

Reccomendations for Rhodie slut shorts?

I work in a labor intensive environment and my highschool sweetheart was a "zimbabwean" and we were both born in 1988---so there's my preemptive disclaimer against being accused of using a dog whistle_—"I just appreciate the history." It doesn't help that I wear a Laco Aachen watch😭).

Maybe it's the addition of the modafinil to bipolar meds or my advanced youth but I'm becoming bitchmade when it comes to North Carolina heat.. and as someone with a huge collection of selvedge denim, Belstaff and Barbour I thought it might kind of be funny to throw people off at work with a summer gear 5" or 3 inseam.

Plus I really want to throw some signals at this milfy office manager. Are they still milfs when you're 38 and they're approaching mid 50s? Does this average out? Will my pp be sneezing phlegm for vixens proportionate to my age forever or will it eventually balance out? Psychologists opinions are welcome... My previous clinicians have always been young Scandinavians so this was a topic I never felt comfortable approaching 🤔

I'm looking at Rhodesian brushtroke but most of this like herpes scabs and giraffe fetuses slathered on shit canvas with bad tailoring.What was the material and inseam length typically? And the waist construction? Looped or elaaticed?

This is a subreddit filled with autism where the fashion standard is fucking trench coats, ghost masks, mechanix gloves, fem boys (NGL I love them. Slay queens 💕) and political dickriders so I wouldn't be shocked if I'm down voted immediately

Full disclosure: I’m at times an exhibitionist, I’m currently hypomanic, and I’m in that strange headspace where I can't tell if I’m suffering from my paranoid delusions or getting a kick out of them—and I’m presumably heterosexual. I've hallucinated bushes shifting with the breeze against the darkened pane of my window at night as nefarious people spy on me.

These delusions are equally erotic and pestiferous.. at times i did not know whether to cower or entertain. Despite concerns of ridicule or litigation and lingering long term paranoia I always came bricked up and brave as fuck. "The longer you wait for a decision, the less control you have over the outcome." Napoleon Bonaparte

Love,

Slime Puppy

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 1 month ago

Roman's missed opportunity

Why didn't bro try to play boar on the floor with Cyd? She's definitely in his preferred age range. 🧐

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago

Coin edge recommendations?

Hi all. I'm currently looking for a mechanical to knock around.

Originally I was looking for another flieger style but larger, I'm considering changing it up to something like a field watch with a coin edge bezel. Other than the Baltany A11, does anyone have any recommendations?

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago

Legit check please

Hey fellas, Idk much about the Italian era, much less late Italian era. Any help would be appreciated.

And is that black or green? 🧐

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago
▲ 40 r/Barbour

Durham love

Go unlined. Reinforce your waist channel! And be happy into 80 degrees Fahrenheit.

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I'm in the subtropics and hyped to bust this 40 year old jacket out in anticipation for the rain 💕💕

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago
▲ 118 r/Felons

Damn Texas. This is your garb when processing?

The button up sleeveless look gives grippy socks jail energy.

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago

The Barbour A80 Solway Zipper in DPM

Waxed cotton. Often times it hovers around the $2000 price point. 👀

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago
▲ 302 r/generationkill+1 crossposts

Let's GOOOO

I have generational wealth. But it ends with me. My retirement plan literally involves selling real estate and moving to Georgia.

I am wise. I have made tremendous mistakes, but I figure there is value in being a cautionary tale. I have gone from poached by UPS headquarters to fucking agriculture after criminal charges.

At the end of the day, we are in it to win it boys.

What can I say? I'm a teenage dirtbag baby.

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago

If she took benzos like Longdong Dana could have tanked this shit like a pro

Studies suggest drunk drivers survive impacts due to having relaxed nervous systems.

Bitch ain't punchmaxing for shit. Fucking pleb.

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago

Have you whoopsie doodled like this?

When I was in my early college years I left my Ashley Madison profile up on my home desktop.

I discovered my mom viewed my video library.

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago

Ad2519: Have I sinned?

I was wanting a beater that was sweat resistant for summer work. Idk, I kind of dig the flieger and mesh combo

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 2 months ago
▲ 27 r/DOG

My boy when he comes home

I let him stay at my parents overnight so he gets some time in their yard and to terrorize their dogs. As much as he loves it, he loves coming home all the more. His name is Megan 💕

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 3 months ago
▲ 20 r/Felons

Gatekeeping reentry programs is crazy

Just a quick rant. So I get laid off after a year in a textile company. Promptly file for unemployment and go into my first recertification. The lady was pleasant, somewhat helpful and then she says "hey, I'm going to refer you to Project Re-entry."

In my head, I'm just thinking "great here comes the runaround." I've dealt with this guy before and a former coworker confirmed what I suspected. The former coworker was recently released after eight or so years, immediately employed by two employers on release and cousins with the Project Reentry guy--and he was admittedly referred by his cousin.

Meanwhile, the only resource I'm given is a list of employers that (verified from previous experience) use the Fair Credit Reporting Act.

Shoot me.

reddit.com
u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 3 months ago

[1939] Holy shit Heinrich. This blitzkrieg shit is fucking lit

IDK bro. Are you seeing music too?

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 3 months ago

Gang is it ok if I goon?

This compulsion is overwhelming. Idk don't make fun of me?

Or do. I'm totally into that.

u/Narrow_Safety2856 — 3 months ago