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This joke makes no cents.
But my paycheck does.
u/RobIson240YT — 14 hours ago
But my paycheck does.
It's now hanging in my house.
He's ready lit.
Cheating.
A dead person was found in a cemetery.
That's pretty screwed up.
It likes to be on a leach in public while nude.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
There is, you just haven't heard of it.
And used the extra money to buy a flashlight.
And I could use some days off.
But it blew up in my face.