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After wamekata keki, dame ali insist tuende kwao anipikie to make it up to me. Kurequest uber walisema masaa ya curfew ilikua imefika na hawabebi. Kwa masoshi hakuna vile tungepata nduthi out of the Blues ilibidi tumejitoa tuende tukatafute taxi ama mat hapo nje ya esto..

Before tutoke tulipiga shots, one for the road tukajitoa tukiwa wawili kuenda kutafuta matatu. Stage tulipata mat ya mwisho donda akisema "wanne wanne iende". Nilijua ni uongo juu tuliingia tukapata watu watano tu, juu hakukua na wasee kwa stage dere hakusita sita, mat ikaondoka...

Nilitoa 7Ups yangu nisafishe koo tukiendaga, nikauliza Eve tunashukia wapi akasema yeye haoni nje vizuri juu ya giza,ati tuhesabu bumps kama nane tushukie stage ya hapo. Kuitishwa fare na donda dame akatoa manoti, nilijua hapa change kitaumana, zilikua kitu canine thousand hivi...

Nikamuambia asiworry, fare nitalipa, nikatoa soo nikalambisha donda na nikamuambia akeep change to establish dominance. In like 10 minutes tulikua tushafika. Tulikua tunaingia kwa mansion yao kama vile wanafanyanga kwa movie, hii design...

Kwao kulikua kumejaa artwork kwa ukuta but she was the only art I wanted to pin on the wall. Nilikua nampin kwa ukuta kama poster za campaign saizo gitamuri ilikua inacheza nikama iko mwisho ya stage yaani imesimama, tunaeza sema dame alikua caught between a rock and a hard place...

Dame alikua mrembo na msafi design nguo zake nilikua nikitoa nikiweka kwa hanger. Alikua ameover-dress, hapo ndio uzitoe lazima ukue na experience ya kufungua bale. Alikua na kucha zinaglow in the dark, stima zingezimwa makucha za dame zingewaka waka kama Umoinner usiku buana.

Alinisho, let me get you something to eat as I shower , dame alienda akaniletea matumbo buana, kumbe ata rich kids wanakulanga zile nyama zinakaa fulana?? Nilikua nimekula matumbo mara mingi but singekataa, pia leo matumbo ingeenda kukutana na intestines mara kwa mara.

Dame aliniletea cosy sandals na a white robe nijibambe before nirudi kwangu kusumbuana na mende. Nilizunguka nikipiga laps kwa mansion nikiangalia picha, family photo yao budake alikua na full millitary uniform buana, kabaridi kakaniingia lakini kwani iko nini, if bad bad...

Saizo singetaka kujua juu a man has 2 heads, moja ikiamka hio ingine inakuanga doz. Saizo kichwa ilikua inafanya kazi ilikua ikiswing kwa nyumba ikicheza na gravity. After a while dame alitokea na a chiffon robe, alikua anafanana that female rapper, alikua anafanana Kamisi Elliot...

Like Burna Boy's album, her body had fine features. Badala ya kuficha masehemu, alikua anazi feature. Thighs na tiddays zilikua exposed kama meno ya ngiri halafu zilikua rangi ya thao, ukiziona unambao. Ungedhani she grew up in Bungoma cause she knew how to raise a cock.

Kama beauty was a calling basi nyinyi maskio yenu imefungana. Yeye ndio ile kiumbe Mungu aliumba akaangalia akasema iko shwaaari. Sisi tukaanza malavi davi zetu polepole...

Dame alikua amenilalia kifua na vile nlikua hairy ungedhani amedoz kwa thara. Ghafla bin vu msee akafungua sitting room halafu jitu lenye miraba minne likaingia. Aliingia ka amewasha stima kama macho zetu zimepatana. Nilikua nimewekelea miguu juu ya meza kama mwenyeji...

Jamaa akaniuliza "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?" Msee nilikua natetemeka haga kama msee ako kwa tuktuk. Hapa nilikua sure kesho mngeamkia news za K24 ati "Kijana barobaro apigwa rungu akazirai baada ya kuenda kupigana rungu kwa boma ya wenyewe "

"EVE IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHILE I'M AWAY" Mi niliona jamaa ametoa koti, akakunja shati, alikua anatoa nguo ndio anivae. Kidogo dame mwingine akatoka nje akikimbia kwa hao akishout "Babe where is the loo, I'm pressed" niliskia Eve ameshout "IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHEN MUM IS AWAY?"

Kumbe budake alikua amechipo kadame akamleta mansion juu pia ye alijua hakuna mtu kejani. Aki wababaaaa!!!!! Niliona budake amestretch mkono, kwenye alitoa nyahunyo ata mi sijui. Nakusho nyahunyo ilikuja kwa mkono yake kama hammer ya Thor.

Nilichukua nguo zangu kama nimetoka mbiooo, nikijaribu kupita kwa mlango aliniwasha moja ya mgongo nilikua nakimbia nikipiga nduru usiku kama sailors. Huko nje ungedhani mi ni night runner, nilisimamia kwa barabara nauko kwa lami kama nimeamsha msee wangu wa nduthi anipeleke mtaa...

Kuenda mechi kwa dame issa no , IT IS A TRAP like the way Young MA is trapped in the wrong body. Hata Bien alisema hapana shusha bendera kwa chifu lakini mlidhani anaongelea scouts. Nilidhani dame atanitetea lakini saa ya ngori alikua amenionesha mgongo kama logo ya kappa...

Btw msiogope hawa madame warembo, wengi hawana kamutu, wewe enda uangushe manifesto yako, mwaga agenda na upange kazi yako vizuri thazol, thazit. Juu if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle.

Mtaa mi hubanjuka na ma-cool kid, ma skrr skrr niggas. Hivi ndo wao huunda form "you guy my guy si we go mumunya some nyags, kwanza my moti doesn't have some ngata and I'm low on guala so I will just use my paps Rangy" then wanamalizia na "1824 is the motive my slime 🤞🏾🤟🏽🤙🏾👌🏾"

Hawa watu ndio uelewe wanasema nini lazima utumie subtitle , so on this day tulikua tunaenda some house party hapo around, sisi haoooo ndrrrrrr hadi kwa mansion. Wadau, mi sijawai ona keja kama hio, itabidi nitafute watu wa nyamabite wanionyeshe kukafunga hio design.

Ukiskia macool kid wakisema wao husneak out usiku ni ukweli juu nyumba ikona different time zones buana. Ukienda choo za nje unapanda ndege huko JKIA uconnect na Wilson airport ndio uhepe jam ya Mombasa road halafu umalizie na nduthi hadi gents. Anyway Alexa play Kwetu Pazuri.

Nilikua nimepotea nauko kwa walk-in closet nikifanya house tour buana, kurudi kutafutana na my gang ndio tukapatana na mupens. Wadau, dame alipiga flash ya Gilbeys na hakuharibu sura, I knew she was the one iminjetly. Alikua mfupi with dreads, denim jacket, booty short na glasses

Alikua anapigwa mistari na boy ameshuka lines, alikua anasukwa na mtu ameshukwa. Nlikua nimslice but kama Lord Varys wa GoT I didn't have the balls to do it. Nilikua sure ikifika my turn huyo boy akilalisha kidogo tu watakua wakishukana matuta mimi nikibomoa dame mathutha.

Ndio niwabebe pia mimi itabidi nimebuy Salon car ndio madame washukie kwangu.Dame alikua mrembo design mnaweza katazwa kuingia hoteli juu they don't allow snacks from outside. Hakua mnono, alikua muSlim na sura nzuri design mkienda mskiti hamuezi katazwa kuingia juu yeye si kiatu

Huyo champ walikua na yeye alijiexcuse nikajua this is my time to shine. Kulikua na kioo hapo kando nikaconfirm looku, ndevu zangu mbili nikaona ziko sawa, aaaaaah confidence ilikua juu kuliko bei ya mafuta. Nilikua narehearse lines kwa kioo ndio niende kukatia dame akona curves

Nilienda kwake like hey...akareply heyy, nikamuuliza "is your phone in your back pocket?" Akajishika haga halafu akaniuliza yes why? Nikamuambia "cause your ass is calling me" Akasmile😂,wadau ata kama men are dogs huyu angenifuga juu alikua na sauti nyororo kuliko Chainsmokers

Kulikua na joto so nikamuuliza ka anaweza fungua dirisha ama tuende nje tupigwe na upepo nikifungua roho. Akasema yea sure, it's fine with me. Alikua thiccc design tulikanyaga nje ya compound hadi the plot thickened. Alikua amebeba design ilibaki nimemshow you are looking "goods"

Huko nje madame wenu walikua wametekwa kwa magari, enyewe subira huvuta Heri na subaru huvuta Njeri. After some time, nikashoot my shot. Nikamuuliza "with your specs on are you seeing someone or we can we out on a blind date?" Alisema " yess it sounds like a plan "

I couldn't believe it was this easy , akaniambia by the way I'm Eve. Nikamuambia I'm Ricky, wadau hata kama huyu dame hakua anaona vizuri mimi nilikua nataka kumuachia za macho for making it easy for me, dame hakua anaona vizuri but she gave me her contacts get it?

Kuna dame mluhya wa home alikua ananisumbua bana, dame tunaishi ploti moja lakini nikitaka kumuona anasema tupatane tao. Huyo dame alikua na mchezo mingi karibu tushoneshe games kit, hungejua anataka kucheza wapi mara striker, mara defence, maragoli. Hizo ego games singewezana...

Ilifika masaa ya curfew mimi na my gang tukajitoa, hii ndio shida ya kupewa lift, hua inabidi umekaa rada ndio usiwachwe😭.

Mimi na Eve tulitoka from exchanging glances tukaexchange numbers and in a month's time tulikua tunaexchange feelings. Love is beautiful wadau.

So after some weeks ndio ananicall ananishow "btw my bestie has a party can you be my plus 1?" Nikamuuliza what of your braided guy? Akaniambia aah that's my childhood friend, kumbe jamaa amemcrushia kutoka ryma na hajielezi, bakia miaka mbili hio crush yake ipewe kipande buana.

Things fall apart haikuangi kitabu pekee, kama dentist hii siku ndio kiliumana. Ningejua ningebaki kwa nyumba. Wacha tuendelee na story..

Hio siku niliamka fiti, sisi mabachelor hua tunapigilia sides za bed na misumari, ukiamka unatoka kama document kwa bahasha. Sikua na vitu mingi za kupanga, nyumba yangu haina furniture hua inafanana dance floor, ndo maana sipendi wageni juu naishi vi-rekles...

Limit ya fuliza nikama waliongezea Trio Mio pekee na juu sikua na kakitu ilibidi nimeendea deni, nilipatia arif Ngiri mbili nikamsho nitakujia zikiwa zimezaana, get it? Kufika kwake napata jamaa kwa mlango, namuuliza unadu?? Akasema anamwagilia kufuli kaquota ndio itoe lock,

Kumbe alikua amepoteza funguo za mansion. Akanilambisha thao zangu nikarudi kwa keja, nikaoga spidi kama nimetoka. Nilikua njaa ikabidi nimepitia kibandaski kuwekelea foundation. Kufika huko napata akona ndengu but hana chapo. Nikamuambia aweke kwa dish nitatafutia chapo mbele.

Mimi huyoooo hadi bash. Kufika huko Eve ananiuliza "Ricky mbona umebeba food, there's plenty over here na kuna chef ata?" Kama mwanaume lazima nisafishe rada faster, nikamuambia "nimebeba ndengu incase mniwekee mchele💀" I was new, sikua najua watu huko, kama Maina nilikua Kageni.

Bash ilikua ya bestie wake she needed to be there for her, nilibaki kupiga laps nikifanya house tour uko. Looku yangu ya gikomba ilikua inapatana label origi, Gucci inapatana na Gui-ici, Nike inapatana na Nieke, Puma inapatana na Pumua halafu Balenciaga ikapatana na Balenfufu...

Eve akaniambia nikuje tupige picha na birthday girl but nikamshow sipendi picha. Nilikua photophobic na nilikua nimevaa nguo za camera, the irony. After amemaliza akaniambia "si you order an uber we go dip at the Bando since it's calm" nikaingia maps kwanza kutafuta Bando ni wapi...

Nilikua nashangaa nitatoa swimming costume wapi tuende tudip. Wueehhh, kumbe nilichomaaa, bando ni kwa nyumba na dip sio swimo, kudip ni kuenda. K was constant for kuchoma...

Sikua najua najiingiza kwa mtego. Dame aliniambia tuende kwao anipikie to make it up to me juu aliniacha hanging kwa bash. Mtu alisema the way to a man's heart ni through his stomach hakukosea. Dame aliniassure mapero wake hawako and it's totally safe, MAKOSAAA...Part 2 coming soon.

So my pal Vic and Ann were a thing, they had a long distance relationship. Hii maneno hua inawork if only the 4 of you agree to settle. Vic alikua MKU ya Thika Sabina Joy HQ na Ann alikua Cooperative Uni Koinange Branch. Hizi campo mbili ile uasherati iko huko🙅‍♂️ sodom kando...

Ann hakua kiatu, lakini Vic alikua amepata his sole mate, kupata Mali safi sio small feat. He had never Senegal like Ann na alikua anamficha kama vile Mr. Kaplan alikua anafichia Reddington mwili. Hakua na iPhone but alikua mSiri until recently aliamua kumpost.

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Backstory: My roomie Wolf hupenda raha and it happened wakameet na Ann wakiwa ulevi and exchanged digits.Walevi wawili nikama wakale wakipatana campus, wanakuanga best friends by default. After a while waliamua kumeet tao for a casual date at least waJuane under the Nairobi sun...

Hio siku Wolf alisema hakuna street walipita bila Ann kusalimiwa, she didn't even belong to the streets, she was the streets. He assumed labda she's famous. Next thing Wolf alkua anataka kuspread cheeks za Ann, he thought it would be hard but Ann was aWare Wolf had intentions...

Ann alikua petite, lakini alisema haezi fika Thick-a where we lived, so my guy ilibidi aende kwa ngeus. Wolf aliniuliza abebe nini on his first night, nikamuambia AIBU juu hakua nayo. Unaendaje mechi away,na ukipatwa na mwenye nyumba ukiwa juu,saa nane usiku utapigwa shoka aki...

Wanaume hujuana, so alipata some friends over there halafu walikua wanamuuliza "Aah mkubwa ni wewe ukona yeye leo" gaii. Wolf aliingia keja ya dem akapata Timberland size 11, maze ukiona viatu ka hizo unaeza ogopa hadi kuMbao. Akaulizia akaambiwa ni za bro yake alizisahau🚩...

Keja ilikua imejaa denims na makofia zinamatch. My pal akanusa red flag, ferrr fast akanitumia pic ya dame akaniambia niulizie around.

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So the same day my pal Vic ndo aliamua kupost bibi for the first time pale wozzap. My guy alikua amemwaga feelings like a littu bitch...

The same girl ako kwa status ya Vic ndo the same girl Wolf anaskumia premium heavy strokes maze.

Singeharibia Wolf happy hour nikawacha kwanza ampee dose ya Dicklofenac the whole night, it was his duty to please that booty and stroke that coochie. Alisema hio pudesh ilikua fire...

But maze aliogopa, labda ni kaswende ilikua inaongeza mot. Kuadvise a man in love ni kama kuambia mkisii awhisper, haigwesekani. Mimi na wolf tukaamua kusaidia our pal Vic as a brother. Tukaorganise bash, tukainvite Ann na Vic na tukawashow wakuje na +1. So on that day...

Ann aliambia Vic ako shark week, cramps zinamuuma so hawes make. My guy akaweka caption pale status akimuambia aget well soon like a fool. Tukamshow haina shida ye akam tu vile ako. On the other hand mwenye relationship alikua ameland na Ann kwa klabu na ride baridiiiii...

Alikua jitu lenye miraba minne, kama ni huyu alikua anagurumisha hio pudesh, Vic my nigga kama ni mechi ye angekua ball boy maze. Hapa kusema ukweli Vic ni favour alikua anafanyiwa na huyu dame. Maze Vic alikua anafaa a apologise dame wake alikua anacheat maze...

Vic alikuja later, saa saba hapo. Alifika DJ akicheza ile wimbo ya sailors "Hawa mangeus wasimame au wainame? "AAAH WE WAINAME!. Maze Ann alkua anainamishwa na his man nikama alikua anatafuta coins watu wameangusha. Vic alikua Power-less nikama alikua ameona Ghost you get it?

Unaimagine dame yako alikuambia goodnight saa mbili ati ananyesha unamuona klabu saa saba usiku anainamishwa, si unaeza kufa.Vic na mahasira akauliza "What's the meaning of this?" . Ann akauliza "Babe kwani huyu si wewe?" The beauty, the fuckery and the audacity of this bitch.

Bwana ya Ann akaharibu kabisa aliambia Vic "Oya bro enda ukatafute dame yako, usinikatizie raha!" Vic tulikua tunamshikilia tukimpea maji ya das-a-ni juu magoti ilikua imeisha nguvu. Young nigga alishindwa kupumua maze, roho ilikua inaskip a beat juu ya vile Ann alikua amemruka.

Alikua amepiga Kanzu ya white baridiii akaitisha his favourite drink, Krest baridi kubwa. Alikua anakaa Jesu Krest-u. Stress ikakua mingi akaitisha Chrome akaipiga kavu at least alift his spirits. Wacha aanze kutapika mahindi kwa klabu, maze nikama alikua amekula chakula ya kuku.

Hatukua tunataka achafue Kanzu, ilibidi tumeiinua hadi kwa waist tukaituck in kwa boxer. Mimi kazi ilikua kumpepeta na hood ndo apate hewa. Manz hakua anaamini the love of his life could nduthis to him out of the Blues.Huyu tungemuambia Wolf pia alitap that ass angetafuta kamba.

She did my nigga dirty, anyway kila mtu atafute pesa, these girls don't love you bruh. Na mali safi iende chain

Nikijaribu kujifanya stoic ama alpha male huwa nakula nunge ajabu Lakini nikimix ualpha na simping kidogo huwa naget laid vbaya sana ,Does this mean being a simp is actually a tactical move at some point in the game?

Mimi na my roommate Othello tulikua mabeshte sana pale Campo,so one day alileta mschana mrembo sana though alikua ametei but the girl was sober she was so beautiful the likes of Azziad Nasenya., Tulikua tunacheza video games after mlo when all of a sudden...

Othello fell asleep mid mortal Kombat I remember vividly I used Liukang na yeye alikua anatumia Goro,the girl enjoyed my video game skills akaniambia "Wow si uko perfect kwa gaming hata mi nataka unifunze" she was bored to death because Othello his boy was fast asleep...

An hour later nikiendelea kumfunza kucheza,akanikaribia karibia nikaanza kusweat,kumbe mrembo ako idhaa buana seems Mzee Othello had been slacking of kwa kazi. Nilikua nimeweka brocode aty sitawai dinyia morio wangu dem but fvck all that shit kieleweke buana...

We are now 8 years in marriage with two children ❤️asked her today "babe unakumbuka ile day ya video game" akapasua vbaya sana waah love is a beautiful thing young simps.

Nikiwa campo jirani yangu dem alikua anamoan na nguvu bana,i hated her for it.shida ni niliishi kuchungulia asubuhi nione nani uyo anambingirisha iyo design na sikuwai ona msee akitoka iyo keja,dem alikua anatoka solo.thats one of the mysteries yenye sijaai solve hadi leo.

Nimekuja kugundua hata upende mdem aje she always keeps her options open. akipata someone better than you anasonga. Being emotionally attached to a chile inaweza ku fuck up mbaya no matter how well behaved she is.

Back then after graduating from the university I used to date this Coolkid from Lavington. Mimi sikua napenda alikuja kwangu coz by then nilikua naishi kwa bedsitter pale Kayole. So nilikua naenda pale Gikomba nashika Luku zangu Moto Moto alafu naenda kupatana na yeye...Pale Archives tao. She once asked me where do I get money to buy these expensive clothes and shoes namwambia "My Dad is a doctor" na deep down najiambia "Ungejua hizi nguo ni za 1500 pale Gikomba heeeeh". So one day alinicall as usual akaniambia she wants to meet, Mimi kama...Kawaida yangu nikapoga Luku yangu safi nikaenda kumeet. She took me out for lunch and we had a very nice time. Jioni kufika akaniambia anataka kuenda kwangu coz she wants to know where I live. I tried convincing her it's not appropriate but she couldn't listen, tukapanda...Mat za 19-60 tukaenda kwangu. Kufikwa kwa bedsitter yangu nikamfungilia mlango na saa hiyo sina kitanda mattress nimeweka kwa floor alafu naskia Dem akisema "wow you even have room for yoga, where is the rest of the house" bro since this day I've...Never recoverd. Date women of your standards and women you can afford. Ile story ya fake it till you make it is a scam🤣🤣

Today marks 2 years since I broke up with Race, Rachel alikua ameenda kuona Aunty yake I remember vividly it was on a Saturday.,Tumetext hapoo olofa a sudden akaacha kureply Tulikua truth and Dare mimi nikatuma dare Yangu hapo,Ndume akatuma voice note "Oe amelala mtacheza kesho"

If you are a landlord who owns a lodgin, someone commits suicide in one of your rooms the first thing you should do after the body imepelekwa mortuary is Calling a pastor to exorcise that room,Webuye karibu my uncle amalizwe na spirit ya Edwin buana kwa lodgin...Alikua anaenda kutoa kichwa ndani ya duvet inarudishwa na mshipi ya kichwa followed by "Jomba wachako kunichungulia" akijaribu kupiga nduru ndani ya blanketi haisikiki,kabla asubuhi ifike jamaa alikua amemwaga machozi macho ikachomoka nje kama ya Chameleon...Ilibidi Deacon aitwe kutoka homabay Ack akuje apige ombi kwa edwin awachilie my uncle sabastian.

Nakumbuka back in homabay kuna jamaa alikua ameumwa na tsetse fly akiwa fishing but he had'nt realized it,he used to fuction like those 2nd hand Tecno phones,Alikua ananipea story 15mins alafu nastukia amezima anang'orota for 2hours,kuamka anaendelea na story...The first three days we thought ni bangi anavuta mingi but after 1 week we realized it was serious,Kumamaye tulipata amesquat kwa choo anang'orota lakini alikua amemaliza shughli,Turns out he had sleeping sickness,Alihamia kabete after recovering

Last year Siku maji ilipotea kwa plot a beautifu lightskin girl from 4th floor knocked on my door kakasema nikasaidie kutafuta maji juu hakakua ata na kupika,kalikua kameshika mtungi ile kubwa ya 35litres nikaichukua juu hakuna venye ningeitikia mrembo kama huyu ajivunje mgongo...Msichana alikua mrembo buana ata kwa umbali nilidhani Tanasha donna,Tukatembea around 500m hadi kwa watershop na tukarudi,nikajiambia kimoyomoyo nitamuomba namba nikishaamuingizia maji kwa nyumba nikipumzika,nikapanda hadi 4th floor na maji mabegani...Kuingia buana venye nimeeka tu maji chini naona kamzee size ya rick ross amekaa chini amewekelea mguu moja kwa meza nikama ilikua imefungwa bandage,Nikatoka nje ndio mdem sasa alikua anafika kwa mlango nikamwambia nimeeka hapo kwa baba yake and she asked me "baba mgani?" Nikamwambia huyo mwenye ako huko ndani,and she giggled alafu akaniambia "AKI THATS MY HUSBAND he dislocated his leg,but thank you" nilienda kupumzikia kwangu nikipanguza machozi na jasho,wanawake maghasia😭💔

Hakuna siku niliaibika kama Monday flani nilikua kubeba fridge ya my Uncle hapo tao and my belt ikakatika fridge ikiwa kwa mgongo ikabidi nimeambia my uncle anishikilie trouser from behind juu trouser ikianguka watu wangeona maajabu,boxer haina mguu moja inakaa zile za morans...Wamama nilikua naskia wakiulizana "Huyu dio naskia ameshikwa akiiba fringe!?"my uncle alikua amenikamata kama kanjo.

Ukijua unaenda sekete kwa a lactating mother make sure umevaa rain coat ama ubebe mwavuli,the moment utamguza guza akue sexually excited alafu matiti isimame hapo ndio maajabu huanza,kama ni yeye alikua juu yako utaona el nino ya maziwa buana. Karibu nifariki nikitafuta hewa buana juu mumama alianza kuleak maziwa ikaingia kwa mapua na mdomo nikijaribu kupiga nduru nayeye mumama anadhani nikumoan,ilibidi nimetwist nipple kama tap nikijaribu kupigania maisha yangu.

Nilinote hawa wajamaa wa "Old money" wametoka rich background huwa hawajisumbui na proving they have money,its rare upate wamevaa those flashy watches & shoes,They dont even drive expensive Motis,Lakini hawa wa upper middle class wenye wamelelewa na shida watakuonesha maajabu. By old money i mean money has been in their family for generations,yani wamezaliwa kwa pesa na wamezoeana nayo