u/TheDarthJarJarI

I made the silver baller in payday 3 for a hitman character. I think i did a good job

It’s been a while since the war against reeds, and I saw a mod asking what sorts community events we would want so here’s my proposition

The Red dinosaur is stealing all of our affection, I think we require a second intifada, a third Reich, we need our hugs back. I propose we found an alliance with the trash pandas and the Lokis so we can take out the dinosaurs. With the help of the raccoons we can design a second meteor and wipe them out once again.

IT IS NOT FAIR! I WANT THE HUGS AND KISSES! Papa deadpool has been spotted giving him our Halloween candy that we didn’t eat. WHOS WITH ME?

this isn’t a meme, just something I wanted to bring to the attention of the mods

I feel I should clarify I heavily dislike one nation, I‘m not saying this because I like them. My mother is an immigrant and based on their policies it could negatively impact her

WHY DID YOU DO THE 67 CHET WHYYYYY

See this? This is called an ACTUAL circlejerk post.

not porn

I know it’s a foreign concept

I play via Apple Arcade, we get early access but still have to pay for the hero with monkey money

The skeleton and she ra skins also cost 10k if you’re wondering

Seriously why don't we already have Sun Wukong as a hero? Famous monkey who can do cool shit. Am I allowed to say shit? I think I am under rule 2

Btw none of these assets are mine I completely 100% stole them and the only source I remember is Monk Monkey for the actual monkey image

I can't remember if pierce means going through bloons or the amount of layers an attack pops, so when I say it I mean the latter. That might make it a bit broken. Idk when I say pierce I mean something like one of those two.. I'm not sure anymore. Is that damage I'm thinking of? No clue

Okay so here's the breakdown

^(TOP PATH)

Air manipulation: Slows bloons in its radius, up to 20 layers at a time. Bo-staff gains 2 pierce. Battle cry attack speed bonus is doubled

Hydrokinesis: Increased range and pierce for all nearby monkeys placed in water and all Hydrokinesis Monk-eys. Air maninpulation enhancement, bloons are blown back a short distance when one in radius is popped. Battle cry effect is enhanced on hydrokinesis affected monkeys

Pyrokinetic: Monk-ey can now pop Lead Bloons and releases a fireball every five bloon pops in its raidus. Air manipulation enhancement, bloons in radius are now twice as slow and Monk-eys main attack becomes sharp air that pierces through 5 layers.

Earthbending: Main attack now hurls pieces of earth at bloons, pierces through 10 layers now. Once every ten seconds the strongest bloon in radius is coated in a layer of rock that weighs it down until another bloon is layered, or that bloon's layer is popped. Air manipulation enhancement: main attack is now homing, up to a meter outside the towers radius

THE AVATAR: Unlocks the avatar state or for copryight reasons potentially something with a different name. When a bloon is about to get to the exit (up to 10m away on the path) Monk-ey goes into the avatar state. Radius extends to most of the screen and the tower attacks at 5x normal speed, shooting a combination of a rock coated in fire with water on the inside and air pushing it - maybe put some greenery on there. This state activates under 2 conditions. 1 - The bloon will take out 75% or more of the remaining hearts and 2 - the avatar state has not been activated once in the past 7 rounds. This state will also activate if a large group of bloons gets within the 10m radius and will take more than 75% of the remaining hearts. In imppopable and chimps the state is activated regardless of how many are there and how much health they will take out. State lasts for 30 seconds or until the end of the round. All normal attacks are enhanced, and airbending is now homing screenwide

^(MIDDLE PATH)

Piercing mind: Bo-staff now pierces through 3 bloons at a time, regardless of if they are popped or not. Enhances vow of silence slightly

BATTLE CRY: Monkeys (and only monkeys) withing radius get +3 pierce and a 5% boost to attack speed

DEVOUT: Due to Monk-eys fierce devoutness, Monkey banks and Monkeyopolis now earn +5% more than normal through totally legal means. Devout monkeys get increased range stacking up to 7 times and can de-camo bloons

PARTY PALADIN: Gains paladin gear (no power armour sadly) so it can attack with a sword and shield. Nearby druids gain +5 pierce and increased attack speed. Shinobi tactic and flash bomb ninja monkeys gain increased attack speed and range when using "Last" targetting option. Ability party leader - all members of the 'party' (ninja monkey druds + alchemist and wizard at tier 5) are blessed by the sun god, enhancing all aspects of their attacks with the sun gods power. This ability also effects sun avatars

RIGHTEOUS WARRIOR OF THE SUN GOD: Paladin unlocks the true power of the sun god, becoming it's highest servant. If sacrificed to the sun god RWOTSG enhances the temple even more than a normal tower, and a vtsg will change the colour scheme of RWOTSG too. Nearby wizard monkeys and alchemists are now included in the party. Necromancers generate 2 undead bloons for every pop they make, dragon breath wizards gain increased range and pheonix lasts for longer, arcane mastery wizards gain a significant increase to their attack speed (25%-50% haven't decided yet) and a small range increase. Beserker brew alchemists (in range) gain increased range along with a "no attack" targetting option (tower gives potions faster), unstable concoction is now more unstable (idk it does what it does but better) and transforming tonic channels the power of the sun god, lead to gold alchemists gain a higher monkey cash conversion rate and when popped some affected bloons unleash a blast from the sun god. Also party paladins gain a targetting option which enhances their buffs at the cost of attacking. Ability true paladin - Ability can effect all towers, but gives bigger buffs to members of the party. True paladin effects towers screenwide. Party paladins gain the largest buff

^(BOTTOM PATH)

CONCENTRATION FIELD: Range is increased. Stacks with other Monk-eys in radius up to 10 times. Piercing mind is also enhanced

VOW OF SILENCE: Cannot be affected by any buffs (excluding party paladin and sun god). After years of training Monk-ey can now shatter the fortifications off of bloons in a couple of hits and does extra damage to both camo and ceramics

THE FREEING FIST: Monk-ey gains a special attack option; parry. While active, all bloons (excluding lead/ceramic and moab) can be parried preventing them from moving forwards. A bloon can only be parried 30 times max and each parry deals 0.15 damage. Can parry up to 40 layers at a time

MOAB PARRY: Monks have taught this monkey to parry MOABS and remove the camo from DDTs. Each parry now deals 0.25 damage and the parry limit per bloons is increased to 70 times. Can parry up to 60 layers at once.

TIBETAN MONKEY: Part of the elite group of Ancient Tibetan monks that taught the Dark Champion everything he knows and more. The Tibetan Monkey can all but the BFB and boss bloons. Each parry now deals 0.5 damage, and the Tibetan Monkey can call on extra limbs from the astral plane to target non-parried bloons. All Moab Parry Monk-eys can now parry BFBs

and thats all

some things I might change are moving the ddt camo strip to tier five and maybe switch the ability path to the avatar.

Also here is some monkey knowledge I might add with this monkey

THE TIBETAN MONK(s): 2 Tibetan Monkeys can be placed per game, maybe three if it's not too broken

AVATAR: THE LAST MONKEY: Avatar state can now be activated every 3 rounds, on command.

Tell me what you think. It would be really cool if ninja-kiwi (please for the love of the sun god don't say nk that means north korea) actually adds a monkey like this, mostly to round out the D&D monkeys. I don't even play D&D and I think that'd be cool. Haven't figured out what class this would be.. definitely not militiary but I could see it being either magic or support and maybe primary but probably not. Background is only blue because the base photo I used was ice monkey. Like I said earlier, none of these assets belong to me. Quick disclaimer, if some of this looks like ai that's because I used the magic grab tool on canva to make this and I think that uses ai but I did do everything myself (apart from making the assets and removing them from the images. as in I found them and placed them.. not as impressive as it sounded in my head.) Sorry for the long post, but this monkey required all this description so says the sun god. On that topic sorry for reusing the sun god trope from super monkey I just thought since we already have a god in btdeu this paladin might as well be for that 'religion'. A lot of copyright issues with this but I think it would be really cool if ninja kiwi got the rights like they did with masters of the universe for ATLA - if you couldn't tell this entire monkey only happened because I was thinking about ATLA. I thought tying everything in at the end with the ancient tibetan monks and the dark knight/champion would be a cool way to end it off. Tell me if you enjoyed this

ONE MORE THING

Ninja kiwi needs to add Sun Wukong as a hero eventually. He was practically made to be a hero in btd6. AN ANCIENT MONKEY OF MYTH WHO WIELDS A STAFF AND IS KIND OF A NINJA!

surely we get c3p0 as a worker droid (and maybe r2d2 as an astromech at the same time too?)

side note renaming worker/utility droids to protocol droids would be cool. not sure if they are all protocol droids but if they are this would be a sick change

like should I use 40% production or +6 pickaxe for my companion, should I craft common rare epic or legendary, should I craft default gold diamond or rainbow optimising for time. somehow people are crafting thousands of droids and I want to know the best way

also just in general what would you say is the best way for crafting rainbow legendary droids (should I use +6 pickaxe or 40% production to make it faster)

1 in 27 million australians works at SDN

(I don’t mean to be rude but I’m just so happy I have this)