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gave birth 16 days ago and my baby came out with two red marks on her eyes (stork kisses) even tho i explained what it was my lover said my hairy clam gave our baby carpet burn .. not only that a nurse got lost in my forbidden forest while pushing so my labor lasted an extra 10 minutes cause a team of rescuers had to come find her (she literally got scared and hid behind my labia. literally a weak lil btch) . i explained to him that if he shaved me we wouldn’t have had this problem… he also called me loose goose cause i was able to push my baby out in 10 minutes :( its not my fault i had a thing for frat boys while in college. my baby even pokes fun at me & called me butch the bush. i can’t believe im getting shamed like this by a newborn and a balding man. the only thing keeping me happy are my two cats & the mole that lives in my bush.

homemade snicker doodle cookies

this is boots. he’s the cat i have an affair with every sunday (my in-laws cat lmao) his personality is IDENTICAL to my black and white tux.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AIO/s/QYWI5rsJ7r

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ignore the typos she’s illiterate & i was typing with tears in my eyes.

for my brother’s privacy i had to block some messages out. remember how i said she likes to go destroy our rooms for being “messy” well she just did that to my 19 y/o brother.. and again his room wasn’t even messy i know this cause she sent my pics of the “mess”. he has an eating disorder and mostly drinks ensure so im assuming he left a few bottles on his floor. no biggie right cause the rest of his room is clean. BUT no. she sent me pictures of this mans room and placed the blame on me .. how is it my fault he left bottles on the floor?

he whole house is DISGUSTING. my room and his room were the only clean ones. i’ve been gone for 5 months and that house has went to shit. freezer is full of expired food,she attempted to start selling candied pickles a month ago and still has pots fill of molded food. the floor boards are ripped up cause she has a pig living there. yes a real live pig .. clothes EVERYWHERE,cigarettes butts in every corner and soo much more.

on top of that she’s trying to let my step brother (my enemy btw. a man who killed every pet we got growing up and would make me watch corn with him) all cause he’s living on the streets. you can welcome the next person in but can’t even make your own kids feel welcomed in their home? oh okay .. then she’s doing this for bragging rights. she’s the type to help people out just so she can claim to be a good person. and when she does help people she complains about it.

i cut her off since the last post so ofc she had to text me & ruin my day. i let her have it. im officially DONE. i was gone let her visit her grandbaby once but thats completely off the table. going to get my stuff saturday & im blocking that ass completely.

i thought something bad would happen to me if i cut her off and i have no idea why i was thinking that but enough is enough. my due date is approaching (july 27th if i don’t have my baby next week i’ll get induced august 3rd) & i don’t need any stress in my life right now but it’s so crazy how even after distancing myself she still finds a way bother me. i don’t even cry around my fiancee but i literally cried in his arm tonight. my heart is HURT.

i’ve been with my fiance for 3 years & our sex life is great but tonight i hit my max climax and i’m severely embarrassed 😭i decided to try something new and use the rose in doggy and OH MY ARCEUS .. i literally creamed so much that i got embarrassed cause his whole area was literally covered in it. then to add fuel to the fire i got up to go to the bathroom and sounded like a queefing pot of mac and cheese. i kept apologizing cause he had to use two rags to clean up & his response? “its not a bad thing” 😭 im also pregnant & for some reason my libido is sky high. but they say sex helps with inducing labor and in due in 10 days sooo we’ll see 😭 sorry if this is a tmi i just didn’t wanna tell my friends LMAO. my night has been made and i want to wake him up for round two but the man literally fell asleep soon as he put his shorts back on 🤣

but any who homemade jalapeño cheddar biscuits & blueberry biscuits for my meat slinging slasher cause he’s on a biscuit kick rn

so apparently im emotional & overreacting (im 38w3d pregnant so my emotions are over the roof) however i think the messages speak for themselves. here’s a list of things my wonderful mother has done :)

-did crack my entire childhood. got clean but relapsed causing us to be homeless my entire 10-11th grade year. got clean just to become an alcoholic & pill head. but she’s clean now so 2 points for that ! :3

-basically made me raise her son. let my brother drop out in 5th grade,let him smoke cigarettes at 10. he’s now 19 trauma bonded with me but i got his head on straight,he got his ged & has a wonderful job. i’ll be sending him to college soon !

-promised me she would take me to get my tongue pierced for my birthday (i was paying just needed the ride) but instead showed up drunk with her drunk bf and let him put his hands on me all cause i asked him to turn the music down cause my grandma called me. & yes she stayed with this man. i was 23 at the time.

-when i was a teen she thought it was so cute that all her bfs would sexualize me & even said “all my men want you,i’ll never find love”

-bullied me cause of my size then when i got thin she told me i looked funny.

-would destroy my room for being “messy” and literally throw away all my stuff. by messy i mean it could literally be only a straw wrapper on the floor.

-after i expressed that i wanted to keep my pregnancy private cause it was high risk she decided to tell everyone. i got upset & confronted her & she said “you better hope your baby doesn’t fall out in the toilet” basically implying that i hope i don’t have a miscarriage. this was my wake up & caused me to move out.

-smoked crack on the way to my orthodontist appointment so now the smell of it is forever stuck in my nose.

i could keep going but im going to cut it short. but these text were definitely my final straw. i realized that she’s never going to take accountability for the shit that she’s done and realize that she really traumatized me and my brother. im having a baby in 11 days and i realized i don’t want her around my child. i wanted to give her a second chance soooo bad cause this is her first grandchild but if she’s going to continue to act ignorant there’s no point in me continuing to force myself to forgive her. she’s been taking me to appointments but EVER care ride either starts or ends with an argument cause she loves saying ignorant bs,she’s also been paying my phone bill (only cause i literally loaned her money) so km trying to be grateful but it’s so HARD. i feel bad for wanting to distance myself but i literally can’t deal.

im pregnant so i dont smoke anymore but my fiance requested these for him & his coworkers 🤣 im assuming they were a 10/10 cause they want me to make them again. this was my 4th time making homemade biscuits so i think i did pretty good !

my brother works at a nursing home & is always smuggling home old hags but they’re usually the butterscotch & knitting type. well this hussy is the complete opposite. she smokes newports & sucks on red hots all day. well the lil toothless btch came over today and saw me without a bra and decided to tell me my tits look like saddle bags … she has about 2 cigarettes & one night of good loving before she hits the dust so i let her slide but i’m over the disrespect. she always has a snarky remark up her sleeve & im over it. last week she made my brother scrub the dried glue out her dentures then turned around & made him shine her walker. not only that she got diaper rash cause he forgot to change her so she’s been extra grumpy. literally ate all my cream of wheat then complained about it being too watery. i try to warn him of these old hags but he has severe mommy issues cause our mom sold him for a pack of bud light & prince tickets but i ended up buying him back. i hate he has to live with that hag but he’s an adult and i have to let him learn on his own. anyways enjoy these homemade blueberry biscuits i made.

today he gave my cat a bite of the sandwich i made him AND let her lay across his chest afterwards. i never thought i would be betrayed like this. on top of that he let our other cat rub his head against his beard. im literally 8 months pregnant with your baby bro… i deserve all that attention. then he literally scoops the little mfs shit,feeds her the good wet food & lets her lay in the laundry basket. but if i asked him to scoop my shit i would be crazy right ? he’s never even offered me wetfood or asked if i liked it but she gets it almost everyday? i can’t do anything but cry at this point. then she looks at me with this smug little face cause she knows she has him wrapped around those shit burying little paws of hers. packing my things and leaving soon. i refuse to be constantly hurt like this.

so what if my phuthy is a lil hairy ? i still need love too.

this hands down my fav

i swear sometimes she comes in the room just to mug me 🤣 i asked my vet if she hates me or maybe she’s uncomfortable and my vet just laughed hysterically… is this normal 🤣

i LOVE a good deal. krogers had a package of chicken on sell for 5$ so i had to snag it. i usually don’t like on sale meat sitting in the freezer so i use it instantly.

edit: recipe!
seasonings:garlic,onion,pepper,chilli powder,salt,SMOKED paprika. added this to the chicken & the flour.
diy butter milk: 1 cup of milk & 1tsp of vinegar. let sit for 10mins
pour buttermilk over seasoned chicken & let it marinate for an hour or overnight.
combine flour with seasonings
add chicken to a bowl & shake !! shaking it imo adds those extra lil crispy bits!
fry & let sit so skin doesn’t fall off.

49 days until i have their little sibling 😭💙 (33w1d pregnant) and they’re taking over all the baby stuff thinking its theirs 🤣 my heart feels so sad cause what if im not able to give them all the attention they’re use to :( like bert (the black tux) is literally my bookie wookie butt ! he sleeps with me,i rock him to sleep & literally let him run all over me im so scared he won’t adapt to the new baby. sushi is more independent until nighttime (she has her own lil spot on the bed aka she sleeps with MY preg pillow) but i feel like her & the baby will be besties ! how did your cat(s) adapt to a new baby? is it an easy introduction process? im kind of scared to let them sleep in the room the first few weeks/months cause i know they’ll get in the crib but i dont want them sleeping alone & feeling neglected.