We don’t need S shaped guitars when we can play scrotum/ball shaped ones and have it catch on. Hear me out…
You’re driving back home from your sound gig that you took on from a local watering hole.. The bar isn’t really built for music or sound, It’s too small, the sound equipment is antiqued (and not in a good way) and the guitars just completely overpower the vocalist and you just can’t figure it out.. On top of all that, the local town drunk just spilled Jeppson’s Malort all over your favorite shirt. It’s been a rough night.. so you go home and enjoy the little bit of solace that you have left as you pour your lukewarm PBR into a coffee cup and put on some vinyl. The vinyl you choose is Pink Floyd’s The Wall. Now you’re thinking and ask yourself “Instead of a black fender Stratocaster, what if David Gilmour recorded and performed The Wall with a scrotal shaped guitar? Due to Fenders recent actions with “S” shaped guitars, why not protest and lobby for musicians who primarily use Fender Strats to use “S”crotal shaped guitars?? Let’s show Fender and teach them a lesson in protest and wipe them from the history books! Join with me!