My parents...
My stepmom was just in the living room, doing her usual running around the house and then heading out the door. This time it was because she forgot to get my sister a birthday card when she was out last.
My dad said "where you going?"
She said "I forgot to get __ a birthday card, I'm gonna run and do that real quick."
He said "whatever."
As usual, she walked by me and pointed at her ears, kinda smirking, as if to say that he doesn't have his hearing aids turned up enough.
That's all she ever does, is run around.
Daddy isn't stupid, he's trying to show you how to truly exist.
He doesn't give a fuck anymore. He's been out of the rat race long enough to realize that, he can survive without running around everywhere.
Like, say ___ gets upset because we don't bring her a birthday card. Cool story bro, I fucking raised you.
He's trying to show you how much you're worrying, when you don't have to be.
You're retired now, and you run around more than you did when you were working. Forget about all the bullshit going on out there, and just come sit with him and spend a little time with him.
3 grown men are here all day by themselves and y'all mf's wonder why GD men are so thirsty these days.
We're literally dying of thirst over here, and y'all are laughing at us, sipping on a bottle of FIJI. (As you're driving of course, because you're always on the run)