u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69

In this fictional scenario, you are dying.

The choices are:

1. Watching your entire life, like a movie (no effect on real time), and die peacefully after that. Depending on how you lived, this may be a good or bad experience.

2. You appear in 1 person’s dream, get 30 actual minutes together, in a setting of your choice, and make peace / say goodbye to them. The catch for this, once it’s over, you and your physical body will die painfully.

Which one you picking?

You are unable to say anything else. Your body refuses to text or communicate in other ways (not even blinking or pointing or Morse code etc)

Apart from that, no changes to your life.

Your “gift” ends when someone you know, figures out what you are saying, buys the ticket, and share the winnings with you 50-50.

Otherwise, your “gift” just ends at the time of the winning numbers’ announcement, and you suffer no harm.

You can’t buy your own ticket. In any way.

Who, where, and how?

P.S, reposted because the 1st one left out “you can’t buy a ticket yourself” part. Which kills the whole situation.

The rest of your lives together will be in luxury. Not billionaires, but multi-millionaires level. No more poverty.

Forget the how, it’ll take ages to write.

The CATCH

- In your partner’s next life, they will reincarnate as a wild animal, and will live on scraps, before dying of hunger.

- If you get divorced, separate, or basically stop wanting to stay together, all the wealth is gone, but the reincarnation curse stays.

You have ZERO idea if you are being pranked, or if reincarnation really exist.

You take the deal?

No Loopholes:

1. Gunman’s arm will NOT get sore no matter how long they wait.
2. You may not inform (about the situation) or ask people to give you awards.
3. IMPORTANT: Your post cannot share any positive stories. Too easy. They must also be factual.

What are your chances of surviving? You have 6 hours.

EDIT: Thanks for the award guys, feeling bulletproof now

1. Your role is simple to fetch and make coffee for the workers in the firm.

2. The staff are all leprechauns in human form, the office follows human world rules. All in all, a normal-ish office.

3. Everytime someone clears their throat or coughs more than 3 times in a row, you get an uncontrollable urge to stop whatever you are doing and sing “YMCA”. Do the dance too.

Rule 3 applies 24/7, regardless of where you are. You can’t stop the urge.

You take the job?

Your company cleans up his webbing, any debris caused by his actions, blood, etc.

QUESTION:

1. How much money would you charge for your services? Exorbitant, or dirt cheap?

2. If expenses are too high, government will sanction or target Spider-Man to solve this problem.

3. If that happens, you gon get some webbing up your ass

This Spider-Man is messy and leaves webbing all over the place. He sprays and prays.

All in all a good dude, but has temper issues and have no problem with slapping around a civilian who annoy him.