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With maintenance crew like this, no wonder the damn Astronomican don’t work like it used to.

WILL: 100 points

BALLS OF STEEL: 100 points

TECH-USE:

u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 — 1 month ago
▲ 2 r/ask

Do you know people that are named after, or name their kids after GOT characters (met a Tywin today)?

Looking forward to meeting Reek

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u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 — 2 months ago
▲ 12 r/RogueTraderCRPG

Rogue Trader seeing this absolute beast eviscerating everybody

Also the Rogue Trader:

Hmm, how do I communicate that I wanna shit my pants?

“XENOS SCUM!”

u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 — 2 months ago
▲ 33 r/hypotheticalsituation

Due to your good deeds in life, you get offered 2 options on your deathbed

In this fictional scenario, you are dying.

The choices are:

  1. Watching your entire life, like a movie (no effect on real time), and die peacefully after that. Depending on how you lived, this may be a good or bad experience.

  2. You appear in 1 person’s dream, get 30 actual minutes together, in a setting of your choice, and make peace / say goodbye to them. The catch for this, once it’s over, you and your physical body will die painfully.

Which one you picking?

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u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 — 2 months ago
▲ 52 r/HistoryMemes

Who has 2 thumbs and “earned” USD 100 millie through extreme corruption? This guy!

Lui Lok
1. One of the “Five Dragons,” a group of station sergeants who controlled Hong Kong’s police jurisdictions in the 1960s and 70s
2. Ran his own turf, let triads operate in exchange for cash payoffs
3. Accumulated roughly HK$500 million in illegal assets
4. ICAC formed in 1974 specifically to hunt down corrupt cops like him
5. Fled overseas to avoid prosecution
6. Never extradited, never charged
7. Died free in 2010

u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 — 2 months ago
▲ 22 r/hypotheticalsituation

You get a “gift”. You will non-stop (against your will, you won’t get hurt from this) recite the winning numbers for the next National Lottery’s 1st prize

You are unable to say anything else. Your body refuses to text or communicate in other ways (not even blinking or pointing or Morse code etc)

Apart from that, no changes to your life.

Your “gift” ends when someone you know, figures out what you are saying, buys the ticket, and share the winnings with you 50-50.

Otherwise, your “gift” just ends at the time of the winning numbers’ announcement, and you suffer no harm.

You can’t buy your own ticket. In any way.

Who, where, and how?

P.S, reposted because the 1st one left out “you can’t buy a ticket yourself” part. Which kills the whole situation.

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u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 — 2 months ago
▲ 29 r/hypotheticalsituation

You are happily married, but are living in poverty. You get offered a choice.

The rest of your lives together will be in luxury. Not billionaires, but multi-millionaires level. No more poverty.

Forget the how, it’ll take ages to write.

The CATCH

- In your partner’s next life, they will reincarnate as a wild animal, and will live on scraps, before dying of hunger.

- If you get divorced, separate, or basically stop wanting to stay together, all the wealth is gone, but the reincarnation curse stays.

You have ZERO idea if you are being pranked, or if reincarnation really exist.

You take the deal?

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u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 — 2 months ago