Doctor says I'm diabetic — no sugar, no cake, no chocolate...

... and no doggy style.

What's that got to do with diabetes?

For me, that's the sweetest position

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u/WhichSystem3547 — 4 days ago
▲ 146 r/Jokes

The $50 deal

Two guys walk up to a brothel and ask what they can get for fifty bucks.

The madam says, "For fifty bucks, you two can go blow each other."

They walk away, but fifteen minutes later they knock on the door again and say, "We're back to pay."

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u/WhichSystem3547 — 4 days ago
▲ 116 r/croatia

Zanimljivo da HRT ne uspijeva prodati reklamni prostor za vrijeme utakmica

Je li ovo prvi put da HRT, za vrijeme utakmica svjetskog prvenstva ne uspijeva prodati reklamni prostor na poluvremenu?

Ne sjećam se da su ikada za vrijeme velikih sportskih događanja bili bez reklama.

u/WhichSystem3547 — 4 days ago

A man built a fully rotating house to solve his wife's complaints about the view from their home. Instead of relocating, he designed the entire structure to turn on a circular base so the rooms can face different directions.

u/WhichSystem3547 — 5 days ago

The residents of the small town in Serbia called for the construction of a bus shelter to protect them from rain, wind and the sun while waiting for the bus. The local authorities responded by building one.

u/WhichSystem3547 — 5 days ago