I’m damn near 50 and I have a warning for the dog owners of Reddit:
Them things? They got teeth…
Them things? They got teeth…
There’s no such thing as an “ocean,” it’s just a layer of protection that the new-world order uses to control us from Atlantis. Ever heard of it? So, when Datacenters “use up water,” just remember that what they’re really doing is protecting the world, no, better than the world: America, from the evil Atlantians
In a typical jazz music piece, we can expect the piano to be sentimental (playing a-minooorrrrrr no doubt), the trumpet to be brash and abrasive, the bass to be ghastly but the drums? They don’t need to get emotional, but occasionally they do.
She said do you love me?
I tell her only partly
I only love my bed
And my mama
I’m sorry…
I also think there’ll be a bad guy. He loses. Also there’ll be a wisecracking guy who says what we’re all thinking and a woman who will be there to show some diversity. Anyone think this could be a hit?
I didn’t know he liked lollipops… I gave him one and he was very happy as you can see.
Like I could threaten to sue for negligence unless they give me a slushie?
Just thought it would be fun to give it a go. Anyone else ever done that?
A list of groceries… but one of the items on the list? It said ham…
Weight: 200lbs
Job: Redditor
Sex: none
Voted for: Donald J Trump