Gaming Legends I wanted

Kind of unrealistic, especially Ivy Xo, but false hope is better then none, right? Who did you want to see?

Credits to u/Orgin-Sonic for the awesome V1 render

u/Will_byers2571 — 3 days ago

Where do I find out what kind of meme this is?

I want to make my reels all this kind of meme with the dude at the end

u/Will_byers2571 — 3 days ago

i found a small duplication glitch

I play on a slightly older 2025 version and I was pissing around with the storage and tried dropping all my panels cause it didn't let me drag them into the part lockers and it just kept dropping them, i swear I have not crafted this many panels

u/Will_byers2571 — 3 days ago

Thirty one dollars?

That's absolutely ridiculous! For a pickaxe and a skin, I need 2,300 V bucks and I have to pay $31.96 for a pack of 2,500! I'd consider twelve, maybe fifteen dollars but that's insane for what I get. I can't afford to be throwing thirty dollars at this game! But the skin is leaving the shop tomorrow... ughhh and I have fomo

I swear fortnite wasn't this expensive a while ago

u/Will_byers2571 — 4 days ago

i love you friendly dumpster

such a lovely little dumpster who gives me nice rewards and useful items

u/Will_byers2571 — 8 days ago
▲ 203 r/Caldruki+1 crossposts

Where do I hide Jeffery Epstein?

I do not want my parents seeing him, my friend 3D printed him for me. Hotwheels for scale

u/Will_byers2571 — 21 days ago

Dear Triggerfish: thank you for the Polo, letting me self-revive, and you are genuinely the goat

apologies for lag n stuff.

It was really nice of this guy to spare me, and giving me a free Polo absolutely flabberghasted me.

Their username was anonymous so I couldn't add them and personally thank them but maybe they'll see this post!! If you are reading, you're awesome!!!

u/Will_byers2571 — 23 days ago

This game isn't as fun as it used to be.

The whole post is pretty much made up of everything I've wanted to say but was too afraid to say it

This freaking game is something else. I love it and hate it. Awful, grating gameplay mixed with (few) good cars.

Here's my absolute honest experience with the game, and the community.

Gameplay

Repetitive and boring. Spawn in prison. Get out of prison. Drive around. Jewelry store opens, rush to get guns, too late, they didn't hold Jewelry, even though I always do. Drive around in my renesis, get my tires popped by some dude in a hyperyellow 2 Roadster, arrested, repeat.

Combat is just boring. Especially mixed with Roblox's crappy servers, police are shown about a meter behind where they actually are, so they arrest you from far away, and when you play police, you have to get RIGHT up there and it's frustrating.

They release a new car, so I dedicate hours of my time to doing the same crap over and over again, rob, drive, rob, no hypercolors, none at all until pity reaches 100%. Then I get the car, drive it around for 30 minutes then I get bored and hop off. It's so aimless.

The exchange island

Do I even need to say anything? We all know it sucks, so, so hard. So does exchanging in any game. (Adopt me, royale high, ect.)

In my 2 years of exchanging, I have only seen 3 cars I genuinely liked the customization. Expected from kids but still annoying seeing a beautiful Jesko (Javelin) Smothered with with overly bright and RARE SO IT'S COOL AND STYLISH hypercolors and rims.

(I recall this particular time where I got out of my Sucsessor and I forgot to lock it, and someone jumped in it and quickly loaded hypergreen lvl 5 on it, effectively ruining the car and calling me broke when I said he ruined it.)

Money cannot buy taste, and you see this in the real world too.

Other players (And their tragic taste)

In game, I see other criminal's cars bruised with low lever hypercolors and some sloppy obtainable texture but that's to be expected from a bunch of kids.

Toxicity

Again, expected from kids but still unpleasant and irritating. "Cope" "Lil bro" "Ez" "git gud" it's all so annoying.

The Volt bike

I've been afraid to say this because I know I'll get downvoted, but I've wanted to say it for a long time. I hate it so much, it's so ugly and stupidly popular. ughhh I hate itttt. Same deal with the roadster. I know they're popular because they have 'good stats' but they're ugly so I'll never use them. A volt has never been in my garage and never will.

Asimo

I'm not sure how to feel about him. I know he's a great guy, but oh my god the last few season cars have been so disappointing. The best choices are so blatantly obvious and yet after 'Thinking long and hard' He chooses a mid-engined supercar with exhausts out the frunk? What? The samurai is so tragic. It's up there with the Black Widow and JBX in terms of looks. And when I complained about this, some genuis in the sub told me 'asimos a car guy btw' Okay so now we're just straight up lying? If he were a car guy, he would've chosen the Havoc GT over the Samurai any day. And now a prehistoric season? This isn't the flintstones, it's ridiculous.

He makes good choices in terms of gameplay, but when it comes to cars it's not great at all.

The map

Honestly Asimo did an amazing job with the map, it looks so much better than it did before I'll give him that.

What's the point?

What's the point of driving around in my cool car, (but it's slow so I get my tired popped real quick and sent back to prison)

I don't see the point of grinding for hours to drive a car I can barely enjoy. What am I even playing the game for at this point? The gameplay? Yes, because there's nothing more thrilling than robbing the bank with my alt on the police and hoping a bounty hunter doesn't join.

Especially when I've recently started playing games like Forza Horizon 6 for significantly better customization, and If I want a fighting game I just hop on Fortnite with my mates. Both have generationally better connection, gameplay, and are just more enjoyable now.

Literally the only reason I still kind of play is because I like being a Disassembly Drone, and of course, the most beautiful car in the game (Which I shouldn't even have to say its name because it should be so obvious), The Katana.

The Roblox Jailbreak community

I've had mixed experiences with this community. Mostly negative because I have different opinions and I like being vocal about that. (Please work on your customs, it's really not that hard.) There are some certain people I don't like on the sub, I won't say their names but they're still here I assume.

Conclusion

I've grown out of this game; it's not nearly as satisfying as it used to be. Police chases aren't fun, gameplay isn't entertaining and It's not something I can sit down and play with my friends.

What I want in a game is a good feeling. Something like "Oh, boy, I can't wait to hop on this game when I get home from school! It's such a good game." And I haven't felt that way about jailbreak for a while. It's more of a "Oh, great, I have to grind on Jailbreak for hours so I can get the season car and sit for hours in the exchange island for hours to exchange it for something that isn't totally ugly."

Gamepasses are money hungry and the game sucks without them, Jailbreak has probably got 30 dollars out of me, so they've got what they want I guess.

An unenjoyable community, unenjoyable gameplay, it's not great.

This isn't 'wwagebait :C' it's genuinely what I think. Goodbye Jailbreak, I know you won't miss me.

u/Will_byers2571 — 28 days ago

it really fucks me off when people call supers $oup

this fucking bullshit always fucking pisses me off really fucking hard like they say some bullshit like 'ouuu went to 7 eleven and cracked a dog and then found some $oup for lunch' like genuinely shut the fuck up it's not clever and it's not fun and it's not tuff its fucking annoying thats what it is I am so fucking annoyed please stop this bullshit it genuinely gets under my skin and makes me livid bro I hate it so much this stupid shit is retarded. also the worst fucking part is I hate soup in real life its gross sloppy shit that usually tastes ass so fuck that and its dumb fuck you

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u/Will_byers2571 — 29 days ago

[OCE] I genuinely need someone who is decent to play with

Xbox player here!

I just really want the Hyundai Ioniq 6 and it's wheels and I'll be out of your hair.

I played 4 or so matches and quickly got my ass handed to me. My mic is currently acting up so I'm not sure if I can use voice chat, but I would prefer if I could hear my teammate.

If you're reading this post and it's been posted less then 5 hours ago then I'm likely still available, I need all the help I can get!

Thank you Rocket League community!

My Epic user is AxolotlBoiz (yes it's bad) and my Xbox user is AXOLOTL DUDE#879 (yes it's even worse.)

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u/Will_byers2571 — 1 month ago