The Faded Green Car
I still think about this sometimes, and the older I get, the more convinced I am that I had a very close call.
I was probably somewhere between 10 and 12 years old. This would have been in the late 1990s, back when kids disappeared for hours with nothing but the instruction to be home before dark.
No cell phones. No GPS. No way for your parents to know where you were. Just packs of neighborhood kids wandering until someone got hungry or thirsty enough to knock on a friend’s door.
We lived in a tiny neighborhood at the end of a two-lane road. You didn’t accidentally drive through it because there was nowhere to go. The road literally ended in our neighborhood. It was quiet, tucked away, and everyone knew everyone. I knew almost every family’s car by sight because I’d lived there most of my life.
It was probably summertime because I remember wearing shorts. I had gotten bored and was wandering the neighborhood alone, hoping to find another kid outside. No luck.
I was walking down one of the back streets when an old car rolled slowly past me.
It was faded, almost puke green, the kind of dull color that had obviously spent years baking in the sun. Inside were an elderly man and woman. Both were thin with graying hair. They looked over at me as they drove by but kept going.
I noticed them because I didn’t recognize the car.
That wasn’t necessarily strange. People had visitors all the time, and since none of our streets had street signs back then, I figured they were probably looking for someone’s house.
A minute or two later, though, they came back.
The same car rounded the corner and crawled up behind me even slower than before.
That was enough to make my stomach tighten.
I stepped farther off the road into the tall ditch grass. Stranger danger had been drilled into us, and in my kid brain I figured that if someone was acting weird around a car, the smartest thing to do was make it obvious you saw them and move far enough away that they’d have to actually drive off the road to reach you.
The car stopped beside me.
The man asked if I knew how to get somewhere. I honestly can’t remember where. My ears were ringing so loudly by then that I barely remember the conversation at all. I knew my town really well, though, so I’m sure I started giving him directions.
Then the woman spoke from the passenger seat.
I couldn’t understand what she said.
The man smiled and asked me to come a little closer so I could hear her.
Every alarm bell in my body went off.
I didn’t walk up to the window, but I did take a couple hesitant steps closer. I was still standing in the grass.
They said they didn’t understand my directions.
I remember pointing down the road, trying to explain it again.
Then the man said something that made my blood run cold.
“Why don’t you just get in and show us? I’m sure it isn’t far.”
I answered exactly the way every kid in the ’90s had been taught.
“My daddy told me I can’t get in the car with strangers.”
He nodded. “I understand.”
Then he opened his car door and I immediately backed away. He stopped halfway out of the car.
“Don’t be scared,” he said. “I just want you to show me where it is.”
I remember looking around and realizing how alone I was.
This was the back side of the neighborhood. There were houses only on one side of the street. On my side there was nothing but grass, a fence, and a ditch. Nobody was outside.
I apologized and said I couldn’t help them because I had to go.
Then, somehow, my terrified little brain came up with what I still think was the smartest decision I could have made.
Instead of running past the front of their car, I turned around and ran back the way I had come, toward my house, which meant I was running behind them.
In my 10-or-12-year-old brain, that mattered. If he wanted to follow me immediately, he’d have to throw the car in reverse and back down the street after me. I figured that would look strange enough that someone might notice if they happened to look out a window.
Whether that logic was actually right or not, I’ll never know. But it worked.
He got back into the car and went forward around a corner instead.
The second I realized he wasn’t chasing me on foot, I sprinted.
It was about three blocks before I turned onto another street, then another couple of uphill blocks to my house. My legs burned the entire way.
The scary part is that if they’d wanted to, they only had to drive one block around the neighborhood to intercept me.
But, I knew every shortcut in that neighborhood. I knew exactly which corners let me peek down the next street before crossing them. I remember slowing just enough to look around every corner before taking off running again, terrified I’d see that faded green car waiting for me.
Thankfully, I never did.
When I got home, my parents commented on how red-faced I was. I made up some excuse, and that was the end of it.
Or at least I thought it was.
For the next several hours, I stood at my bedroom window, peeking through the blinds.
I watched that same faded green car circle our neighborhood again.
And again.
And again.
Maybe they were really lost. Maybe they really couldn’t find wherever they were trying to go.
Or maybe they were looking for the kid who had refused to get in.
I’ll never know.
What I do know is that I didn’t feel safe walking around my own neighborhood for weeks afterward.
Eventually life went back to normal. I started riding my bike again, wandering with friends again, being a kid again.
But every now and then I think about that afternoon.
And I wonder what would’ve happened if I’d taken just a few more steps toward that passenger window.