u/_HeyGFY_

I would suggest shutting the fuck up

▲ 368 r/TheWordFuck

I would suggest shutting the fuck up

u/___HeyGFY___ — 4 days ago

Those of you who live alone, do you close the bathroom door when you're in there?

u/___HeyGFY___ — 9 days ago

▲ 45 r/TwoSentenceHorror

They all laughed when I bought a decrepit 1964 VW Beetle, making fun of its reputation for having poor acceleration, rough handling, and no amenities.

Fortunately, I finished restoring it to its original condition just before the massive EMP occurred, and let's just say they're not laughing anymore.

u/___HeyGFY___ — 9 days ago

▲ 6 r/LICENSEPLATES

ON

Oh, it's ON!!!

u/___HeyGFY___ — 10 days ago

▲ 922 r/signs+1 crossposts

And you thought drunk texting was bad...

u/Little_BlueBirdy — 10 days ago

▲ 1 r/pollgames

You're home alone early on a Sunday afternoon. An average looking, middle-aged woman knocks on your door. What do you do?

u/___HeyGFY___ — 11 days ago

▲ 38 r/TwoSentenceHorror

[MAY26] Dave had a habit of antagonizing his high school classmates by telling the most disgusting "yo mama" jokes he could invent.

He woke up the day of his graduation to discover that they had carried out every crude and vile joke he told on his own mother the night before.

u/___HeyGFY___ — 13 days ago

▲ 2 r/AskTheOuija

[Flair Request] Spirits, where should I move once I sell my house?

u/___HeyGFY___ — 14 days ago

▲ 801 r/TheWordFuck

I might be fucked

u/___HeyGFY___ — 15 days ago

I asked her if I could cum in her ear.

She replied, "Absolutely not, I'll go deaf!"

I said, "I cum in your mouth all the time, but you never shut the fuck up."

u/___HeyGFY___ — 20 days ago

▲ 66 r/TheWordFuck

u/___HeyGFY___ — 20 days ago