I was checking to make sure she was still breathing... turns out she entered the trash dimension for 5 minutes after a catnip overdose.

u/ditzydingdongdelite8 — 6 days ago

​Oh my god. I thought there was a fire when I saw Lily. Stop, drop, and roll! 🔥😂

​I asked her what she wanted, she gave me a full safety demonstration, and yes—she finally got the damn pets at the end!

u/ditzydingdongdelite8 — 9 days ago

My daily life is just 90% me asking Lily “What are you doing?” while she does whatever... this is.

I ask her this at least ten times a day. Still waiting on an answer.

u/ditzydingdongdelite8 — 9 days ago
▲ 2.0k r/catsonglass+2 crossposts

Woke up at 5 AM to a full Mission Impossible scene. Lily is scaling the window and Eddie is seriously concerned.

u/ditzydingdongdelite8 — 9 days ago

Lily's Skateboard Career Update: From Professional Scammer (Day 1) to Stunt-Cat(Day 2)... to completely liquid (Day 3). ​

The training schedule is grueling. She completely gave up on standing today and decided to test the grip tape with her face. Standard union-mandated recovery mode is now act

u/ditzydingdongdelite8 — 13 days ago