u/mattson-masterpiece

Hey guys. I know it’s not much but I’m gonna be handing out some hatchet man stickers !!!

Whenever I lay down like this my head goes
Whoom whooom whooom. Kind of like a really really mild whip it feeling. What’s going on with me ?

I haven’t face painted in about 2 years. My niece came to visit so I got out my paint and brushes. Not even 20 mins after I was done I got an email asking to facepaint at an event. Weird.

Observe my shitty tattoo.

So I had a few tattoo appointments cancel so I decided to give myself a tattoo. Obviously there are a couple shitty parts but man, contorting and twisting my body like this was pretty dang hard. Once it heals I’ll go in and fix up the fucked parts.

I am going to be going out of town this weekend and I wanna sleep in the back of my SUV. The seats fall down and it makes an almost flat surface. But there are places if you put pressure on it, part of the seat flips up. You can kind of see it in the picture. Is there something I could put under these spots to make it sturdy so it doesn’t flip up and down so I can sleep on it better? Do I need to Jimmy rig something or is there something out there that works well? For reference this is a 2014 Ford Explorer LT

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I’ve seen a few fish do this? Why? What’s going on. Is it channeling its inner shark? Pretty sure it’s a bluegill but I can’t say for sure. (Iowa)

Gah. I’ve been trying to draw this stupid snakes body for like an hour how do I get the body turning correct. Ugh.

I’m going to make the body thickness better. But I’m trying to figure out the 3d model for it.
I have aphantasia so I can’t see it in my head. I wish I had a model snake I could position lol.

Cross your fingers for us. We had about an 1.5 of rain this morning and now it’s about time for round two!!

We had a hell of a storm is SW Iowa. All the sewers are backed up in town. 🤢🤢 smells so bad. I’m gonna have to cancel all my appointments. Hope it’s clean so I can tattoo this weekend. 😖😖😖🤢

So I’m watching midsommar for the 3rd time. And I just noticed that when they go to bed for the first time a lady puts scissors under the baby’s pillow. I don’t remember if it comes full circle or not but what’s that about ?

So I have decided that for the month of June, I would really like to be more aware and more conscious about my spending habits. I wanna go two weeks where I don’t buy anything that I don’t absolutely need. And I would love for it to carry out through the whole month.

I do have my husband‘s birthday so we will be going out for sushi and probably shopping for his birthday, but I will not be buying anything, if he wants something he can buy it.

I also wondered if maybe I should stop receiving free things. I just passed a house in my neighborhood and they have a really cute planter out by their garbage and I really wanted to stop and get it, but I have so many planters that don’t have any plants in them.

I really don’t have anywhere to store it so I am going to be very mindful of the things that I bring in my house this month. Wish me luck!!!!

Ps. My cat passed away so here’s a picture of my dog.

I don’t give a crap what’s in them. If the cause cancer. Nothing. Love me a good glizzy. And check out how fancy this shit is. I cut them. Yeaah it’s ALMOST safe to say this doesn’t belong here.

What the hell happened when I took this picture. The dog’s mouth looks like it’s broken sideways. 😳