u/mexican2554

Apparently she had a lot to say. The neighbor's washing machine broke down, another neighbor is behind on rent, and the kid down the street got a C in Spanish.

u/mexican2554 — 20 hours ago

The council seems to have reached a deadlock on the Church/Freeze Dried Liver portion of the agenda. Council Meowber Dolores has walked out of the table in disagreement and is protesting on the lawn. Council Meowber Sola wants liver while Dolores wants Churus.

u/mexican2554 — 3 days ago

I need help. I the 15 year old cat. Well they me, but is also the 2nd time this week I cat a car that is just mine. Do I need medical help? Counseling?

u/mexican2554 — 6 days ago
▲ 7 r/Tile

New sales rep was bit catty during her waterproof membrane sales pitch. She also took nap and demanded I feed her afterwards.

u/mexican2554 — 7 days ago

The new sales rep is making a strong argument for water proofing showers. Apparently it's also a good scratching board.

u/mexican2554 — 8 days ago

My cheeks will never poop the same after using this at a job site. 10/10 will poop again here.

u/mexican2554 — 9 days ago

The client's cat me, so I the cat. I now realize that I may have made a mistake and my cat at home won't be happy about me cating other cats.

u/mexican2554 — 9 days ago

One teams drunk and stripper addict, is another teams 2nd winningest coach

u/mexican2554 — 15 days ago