Welcome to CFBMEMES, where the off-season is coming to an end and the preseason rankings don't matter.

Welcome to CFBMEMES, where the off-season is coming to an end and the preseason rankings don't matter.

u/mexican2554 — 6 hours ago

Would a cobbler be able to re-sew the stitches on my work shoes? They're steel toe and much more comfortable for light work instead of wearing my boots.

u/mexican2554 — 3 days ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 8.6k r/MountainLions+12 crossposts

Trail runner came across two cougars New Almaden Trail in San Jose and talked his way through it in Mandarin

Credits: Tom Qin

u/Accomplished-Map-146 — 15 hours ago

Just this Once

I'm always being the peace keeper

The one who breaks the silence when it gets too quiet and makes everyone comfortable again.

The one who listens without judgment and helps you reach your goals in whatever you want.

The one who makes time when needed and will say, "I'll be there soon" without worrying about myself

The one who will help you out of the darkness you sometimes fall in and say "it'll all be okay. We all need help sometimes. You can tell me."

But just this once I want to disappear and not be part of this world that beats me down everyday

But just this once I want to find that peace i tell others to find, but i can't seem to find myself

But just this once I want to be selfish and find that happiness I've been searching for all these years

Just this once, I want be chosen. The one that someone wants to keep and cherish.

Just this once I wanna feel like I have a purpose in this life. Someone to come home to. Someone that will say, "I'm never letting you go. Thank you for being here."

Just this once

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u/mexican2554 — 7 days ago
▲ 4 r/Poems

Just this Once

I'm always being the peace keeper

The one who breaks the silence when it gets too quiet and makes everyone comfortable again.

The one who listens without judgment and helps you reach your goals in whatever you want.

The one who makes time when needed and will say, "I'll be there soon" without worrying about myself

The one who will help you out of the darkness you sometimes fall in and say "it'll all be okay. We all need help sometimes. You can tell me."

But just this once I want to disappear and not be part of this world that beats me down everyday

But just this once I want to find that peace i tell others to find, but i can't seem to find myself

But just this once I want to be selfish and find that happiness I've been searching for all these years

Just this once, I want be chosen. The one that someone wants to keep and cherish.

Just this once I wanna feel like I have a purpose in this life. Someone to come home to. Someone that will say, "I'm never letting you go. Thank you for being here."

Just this once

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u/mexican2554 — 7 days ago
▲ 176 r/The_Hound

When you watch the peasants just walk by a lovely running water feature and don't pee or shit in it.

u/mexican2554 — 9 days ago

When your little cousin gets a little too drunk on tequila and you won't let him into the club

u/mexican2554 — 10 days ago
▲ 884 r/Catswithjobs+1 crossposts

Brewery parking lot cat making sure people aren't drinking and driving. A very noble and important job. Am I allowed to pet the parking lot attendant?

u/mexican2554 — 19 days ago
▲ 146 r/cfbmemes

Mizzou Tigers this off season. And during season. Actually, everyday. Should have stayed in the Big12

u/mexican2554 — 24 days ago

Parking lot/apt complex kitty showed up again asking me to them. And I think they brought friends over.

u/mexican2554 — 1 month ago