In a parallel universe, Kristen and Jax got together, and left everyone else alone.

In a parallel universe, Kristen and Jax got together, and left everyone else alone.

They would be such a match made in hell. Both manipulative sociopaths, both pathological liars.

Sure they will be horrible to each other, but at least they would not torment others, like they are now. lol.

Or is that just wishful thinking?

u/phonetoni13 — 3 days ago

The Valley Reunion Outfits of all the Men

But wow, men's fashion is so damn boring... and I can't say I get it, but I was curious so I looked it up.

It's a lot harder because all of the brands have pretty much the same thing. So, I could be wrong, I picked the ones that looked the closest? Please post, if you find better matches?

u/phonetoni13 — 6 days ago

What if Luke actually dumps Kristen? What will he do for a living?

He will get phased out of the show, if he's not Kristen's partner... that's assuming the show even renews for a 4th season.

He does not have enough subscribers or followers to get any decent brand deals or make a living.

He has not had a job in years, he has not had any businesses in years, he has no home.

No way, he will get primary custody. So he will also not get child support.

They are not married, so she does not owe him any alimony.

His only friends in LA seem to be Danny and Sandoval, both of them are more broke than he is. So they can't help with opportunities either.

Kristen will go on a negative rampage against him, like she does with all of her exes.

So, he'll just go back to working on a weed farm? Will they hire a 35 year old man? (redacted)

Will he sell all this fish he apparently catches? Or whatever it is he hunts?
Will he become more of an absentee father?

Will he keep asking Kristen for money?

He talks big game, but really, what's the plan, Luke?
Kristen will be just fine, what will you do, if she breaks up with you?

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u/phonetoni13 — 7 days ago

What is Nia saying to Danny in this scene? (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

Yes, this is a shit post. Light-hearted. If you are not in a jokey mood, skip this post.

u/phonetoni13 — 10 days ago

Zack's Favorite Burgundy Suit - 2025 vs 2026? 🍷

BravoCon 2025 vs Valley Reunion 2026. Which look do you like better?

I like the way he styled it in 2025 way better! The shirt looks a little too formal and stuffy, the tee looks more cute, casual and comfortable.

u/phonetoni13 — 10 days ago

Stassi's a woman in a male-dominated field and I'm here for it.

Hate to admit it but a part of me really enjoys how unabashed and unapologetic she is in her existence.

Every year when women's day rolls around, women are applauded for being "superheros". Sacrificing their own joys for their families, giving up their own comfort for the world, prioritising everyone else's needs over their own, getting everything done without any help whatsoever, being everyone's support, being behind everyone's success... all that jazz.

And every time a woman gets called a superhero, it reminds me that she'd have loved the help but she had to pick up everyone's slack because who else would? She had to be there for everyone else, but no one is ever there for her. And we get her a cake every year to thank her for it, and then let her do the dishes after. It's infuriating.

Stassi does none of that. And I love it!
It's refreshing.

She is selfish, she puts herself before everyone else, she goes out and seeks what makes her happy, and does not apologize for it. She is borderline cruel to people around her and does not care. She sees her partner as someone who is there solely to make her happy, and she does not see anything wrong with it. She sees herself as a financial provider in her family, and does not feel the need to support them emotionally or with her actual physical presence. She's obnoxious, vain, superficial, money-minded, and she does not apologize for any of it. lol

She did this horrible thing, years ago, and now she's back and no one cares. She gets away with bad behaviour constantly.

An exceptional man is just an average woman, and that's just annoying. But why can't women be allowed to be just average and be appreciated for it? Why can't women get away with being the absolute worst? Who cares?

Am I crazy to think we need more women like this?
Let's lower the benchmark.
Let's all be less. lol

She is a man in every way shape and form.
She is a woman in a male-dominated field.

Next-up we go increase the rate of violent crimes committed by women... it's not nearly enough.
We have a lot of catching up to do.

We're done being good. Let's be a menace to society!

I'm only half-joking.

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u/phonetoni13 — 11 days ago

Did he get a daddy makeover?

He's so much smaller this year. GLP1? AirSculpt? Is his health ok?

Is it because they are seated more closer this season?

u/phonetoni13 — 12 days ago
▲ 3 r/swiggy

For you, is it ₹9 store or ₹1 store for you?

For me I had the ₹1 store until yesterday, and now it has changed to ₹9... I don't understand? On what basis, do they decide who gets what?

My account is like 2 weeks old if that's relevant.

u/phonetoni13 — 12 days ago

Genuine Question: Have we ever seen Nia have a happy moment?

I like Nia, and I realised we have never ever seen her just have a good time, have a fun day, have a great moment...

We have seen every other cast member let loose one time or another. They all have had fun moments on camera, or wholesome moments where they are being joyful and being themselves.

Have we ever seen Nia do that? (genuinely asking)

She's always just miserable. She's disassociating. She's upset. She's sobbing. She's angry. She's exhausted. She's sleep-deprived. She's defending her husband. She's yelling at people to defend her husband. She's standing up to protect her husband. She's trying to calm her husband down. She's stressing because husband is not calming down. She's trying to get shoes off her husband. She's embarrassed because her husband called her performative. She's stressed because husband is not helping with her baby. She's anxious because husband is joking about baby #5.

Have we ever seen her happy?

I know they only show us part of their life, but have they ever shown us a good moment in Nia's life... where she's not stressed out, angry, anxious or upset?

u/phonetoni13 — 13 days ago

The Valley vs HOS

Watching the Valley after this show... was so jarring....

This one has better production value, better aesthetics, visuals, cameras, locations, cast, everything. They all look healthier, happier, wealthier, everything. They all actually love each other, but have some real issues too.

How are these 2 shows so so different?

Stassi's walking on stages, getting off of private jets, meeting celebrities, going to fancy dinners... while the folk on the Valley are in some random bus, rooming with 3-4 people, yelling on a street sides, freaking out in public airports... all of them hate each other, and are forced to be in the same space together for the shoot.

How did these people start from the same point, and get to such dramatically different places in life?

What are your thoughts?

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u/phonetoni13 — 18 days ago

So how many people are fully financially dependent on Stassi? Like 8-18 people?

She's obviously providing for Beau and the 2 kids.
That's 3.
There's the 2 mooching sisters, who live in her house and off her money.
That's 5.

She said her mom stopped working and the burden to support her fell on Stassi.
That's 6.
Is she also providing for the rude brother?
That's 7.

Then there's people she employs. (at least they work to earn their money so that's better)
The full-time nanny. The full-time personal assistant.
Then, Taylor and Teddy.
Then, there's like 7 full-time people in her team?
That's like 18 people?

How many people is Stassi financially responsible for?
That is wild.
That's a lot of mouths to feed, and a lot of financial responsibility to take on.

No wonder she's stressed out all the time!

(edit - to add personal assistant)

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u/phonetoni13 — 19 days ago
▲ 25 r/FuckZepto+1 crossposts

Tried for 5 days, wrote 100+ emails, nothing worked... Here's what to do to get a resolution.

Everyone knows Zepto's customer service team is the world's worst customer service team. No genuine support. Their only goal is to make you give up on ever getting a resolution. You can keep trying for days and days, they will not help.

Escalate it to the right people. Email directly the leadership.
List of emails (in comments)

If this still does not work, next course of action is:

- Tweet using all screenshots and tag their handles.
- Post screenshot of the tweet on all other social media.

If even that does not work:

Edit to add: Get your resolution and then obviously stop ordering from this horrible app. lol.

u/phonetoni13 — 19 days ago
▲ 4 r/FuckZepto+1 crossposts

Zepto Customer Service is trained to frustrate the customer till they give up on getting a resolution. How do you deal with it?

They will keep sending you the same chat/email until you get frustrated and give up.

It's very obvious that's their goal. Not to help you, but to keep you engaged till you give up on getting any solution.

I assume it works for most customers, and helps them save a lot on returns/refunds.

For low cost items, do customers just absorb the loss? Do they just move on?
Is there no other choice?

Consumer court is not worth the trouble for low cost items, but accepting getting scammed is not right either. That's what this company is counting on!

What do Zepto customers do when they are wronged by Zepto, and Zepto keeps wasting your time till you give up on ever getting a solution from them?

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u/phonetoni13 — 19 days ago

How do they sit in these outfits for 8-10 hours?

They are all sitting way too close, under studio lights, and the outfits look incredibly uncomfortable!

I wonder if they bring pyjamas to switch into on breaks lol

u/phonetoni13 — 19 days ago