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Sonic: okay, first for you, shadow.... Shadow the Edge-Master McAngst, Grand Duke of the Dark Abyss, CEO of Hot Topic, and Eternal Protector of the Sacred Smirk....?

Sonic: ... why are you searching up big booty latinas...

Shadow: you're lying.

Sonic: wtf

Sonic: anyway tails surely it must be something innocent

Sonic: . . . Miles "Tails" Prower-Copter, Supreme Overlord of the Duct Tape Dimension, High Priest of the Holy Wrench, and Two-Tailed Terror of High-Speed Parallel Parking....?

Tails: hey it's cool!

Sonic: what the hell is he teaching you?

Sonic: okay... ... .. who wrote this... [sigh] Sonic the Speed-Demon Chili-Dog-Gobbler, Grand Marshal of the Zoomies, Blue Blur of the Buffet Line, and Absolute Menace to Physics and Sound Barriers.....

Shadow: me

Sonic: kill me

Sonic: okay cream... Princess Creamtastic Fluff-Nugget the Third, Supreme Commander of Tiny Cheese Wheels and Destroyer of Quiet Afternoons...? Better than trauma at least

Amy: mine next!

Sonic: ok... Lady Amy the Pink Piko-Piko Smasher, Archduchess of Unsolicited Wedding Planning, Commander of the Heart-Shaped Carnage, and Supreme Sovereign of Lovestruck Property Damage...? — Pretty accurate

Amy: excuse me?

Sonic: nothing moving on

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Sonic: rouge what the fuck is this name you're older than me ... Countess Rouge the Shiny-Object-Snatcher, Grand Mistress of Stealthy Heel-Clicking, CEO of the Glitter Infiltration Squad, and Supreme Overlord of "It's Not Stealing If I Want It"

Rouge: i Know it's corny okay... but it's funny?

Sonic: how did eggman even get on this list? Okay, fine. Fine, I'll do one of his robots at least...

Sir Orbot the Aggressively Average Spherical Assistant, Chief Officer of Heavy Sighing, Grand Custodian of the Unbrushed Lab Floors, and Supreme Victim of Constant Exploding Altercations

Sonic: what's the Deal with all of these "sirs"!?

Tails: because why not

Sonic: because it's weird?

Tails: i like seeing you mad

Sonic: you're lucky your 8...

Cream: ooo cheese wants to know if you could do this one *slaps the paper on his face*

Sonic: .... *slowly peeling the paper off his face* why are your hands sticky child?

Sonic: okay, I'll read it... General Omega the Walking Arsenal of Unreasonable Firepower, High Priest of the Holy Gatling Gun, CEO of Total Decapitation, and Supreme Sovereign of "Exterminate First, Ask Questions Never"....

Metal Sonic sat cross-legged in a random, sun-drenched field in Mobius, casually shredding an acoustic guitar.

Nearby pedestrians stopped dead in their tracks, staring in utter disbelief at the robotic hedgehog belting out a heavy metal ballad. Above them, flocks of bewildered animals panicked, scattering across the sky and flying away in sheer astonishment at the sheer, ridiculous absurdity of the scene.

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH-H-H-H-H-H-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-blelelelele-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH-WOOOOOOO—"

"—K-H-U-H-H-H! COUGH! A-HEM-HACK! GHRRR-HACK-PTUI! ... wheeeeze-rattle-rattle—"

"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-H-H-H-H-H-H-BLECH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!"

*Halfway through the second wave of screaming, a stray pigeon flying overhead literally forgot how wings worked, stalled out in mid-air, and face-planted straight into the dirt. A nearby bystander fell backward into a bush, while another just stared blankly, slowly pulling out their phone to check if Satan had dropped a new single.*

Strange account on Twitter found all credit goes to "３３４４３５" for stumbling across this

Sonic the Hedgehog: IDW Full Dub - Chapter 1 (A The Marrow Crypt Production)

Is a hot dog a sandwich? Fight me on this because I will always tell you it is a sandwich

"What interesting usernames everyone..." - sonic reading everyone's username

Metal Sonic singing

POV: You Forgot to Buy the Ultimate Life Form His Morning Mocha and Now He's Re-decorating Your Living Room (I'M ACTUALLY GONNA SCREAM HE'S GOING CRAZY)

HE JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE WHO DO I CALL IN THIS SITUATION!?

"release me blue creature.." "not a chance !"

He's a bad pet

"he refuses to pay rent."

Michataila

Blursed bottoms up!!

Amy's a little overwhelmed at the moment (by @moonn1x_)

Blursed Spring

Look at my fingers! I'm the Shadowman

Who in the name of the seven regions is reading these books why are they real these😭

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Reupload so it doesn't disappear

The Blue Taste of Tuesday

Third Wheel Silver