u/AccomplishedSwan3124

This game is so much fun when you've 100% it and have nothing to do except tomfoolery

Like, imagine if gooseworx just sees like the world's oldest person slowly inch their way towards them and they're like "yo I'm a fan of the digital circus" so gooseworx just karate kicks them so hard that they genuinely turn to dust and than self insert and friends starts tap dancing on the floor out on the corridor with the streets marching out to war (aye that rhymed). Also imagine if the world's youngest person came up to gooseworx and said "yo I like that shit you putting out" and gooseworx genuinely shoves a flash bang in their mouth, picks them up and swings them by the legs like that big ball people throw at the Olympics and genuinely launches them into the stratosphere. And than people witness this and they're like, "oh golly gee gooseworx, your murdering innocent people" and gooseworx is like "nah." And than the folks try to revolt but gooseworx does some gangster whistle and all her glazers come out doing that snap with their fingers tap with their foot thing while walking forward so the world genuinely collapses all while I'm trying to find cheddar bbq wavy and sour cream and onion so I can make a triple layer Dipstack.

Unfortunately, this gave me severe brain damage and ruined my motojousting career for the rest of my life

Sometimes I imagine the scene from that one movie with the actor who plays clark in the backrooms movie where they are in the crop fields and it's dry and then water comes through a hose and they all start celebrating. That's exactly how this show feels sometimes.

Like don't get me wrong, you do get somewhat some good lore just from watching the show, but you don't get all of it. They don't even tell you Jax is trans in the finale, you had to wait until after the finale for gooseworx to drop a Twitter post confirming it, and that seems to be how most of the lore is distributed. That's like if the creator of Breaking Bad hid the fact Walter White had cancer until after the show ended! But it just seems a little lackluster to just drop lore on a platform most people want to avoid when they want to be happy instead of incorporating it into the show for people to find and discover.

Also the "obvious" hints with Jax is just so dumb lol. I imagine a lot more of other folks would be embarrassed to be in a maid suit and to have a bow put on their heads by a frog with severe scoliosis. Anyways, my rant is over.

But I love them a lot

IVE WANTED PLAGUE AND SCOURGE FOR A LONG TIME BUT I THOUGHT THEY WENT EXTINCT SINCE COVID, BUT THEY ARE IN THE SHOP I AM SO EXCITED I LOVE PLAGUE DOCTORS!!!!!!!

I didn't get to extract it, I only got to hold it

Pretty excited to play but there might be something wrong with my gaming device