u/AlbertJBundy

The 1988 Bengals ranked 16th in points allowed and 17th in yards allowed defensively

The 1989 Broncos ranked 1st in points allowed and 2nd in yards allowed defensively

Dan Reeves is mostly viewed as a better head coach than Sam Wyche

And yet those two Super Bowls could not have been bigger polar opposites despite those disparities

How do you explain SF having such major trouble against an average defense yet lighting up a better one with ease?

“They've taken everything else away from us in the so-called name of progress. They take pinball machines and give you video games. What do I care if a monkey can make it to the top of a building?

“Hey Umpire! He’s got a horse in his pocket!”

”I'm not a cartoon- I'm almost a human being, dammit!”

It’s a miracle that SF nearly dragged Handsome Blake Bortles to another SB