u/AlbertJBundy

“They've taken everything else away from us in the so-called name of progress. They take pinball machines and give you video games. What do I care if a monkey can make it to the top of a building?

“Hey Umpire! He’s got a horse in his pocket!”

”I'm not a cartoon- I'm almost a human being, dammit!”

It’s a miracle that SF nearly dragged Handsome Blake Bortles to another SB

in other words, anybody outside of the obvious main characters- Bundys, Marcy, or any of her husbands