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Old Guy comes up and wants to pay his credit card

"I have the last four digits"

"Sorry sir I'll nee-"

"I HAVE THE LAST FOUR DIGITS!!?! CANT YOU JUST LOOK IT UP???? IS THE MANAGER IN?????"

"..... Sir I can look it up with your social security number'

He puts it in

"I'm sorry sir I don't have anything under that SSN"

"WELL THEN DO MORE RESEARCH OR LOOK UP MY CARD WITH THE LAST FOUR DIGITS!!! THIS IS THE COMPUTER AGE!!! USE YOUR COMPUTER AND FIND IT!!"

"Sir I-"

"BRING ME A MANAGER!!!!!!"

Ten minutes later he waddles out after the manager tells him the exact same thing

Computers are not just this magical tome of creation that does whatever you want by just barking commands at it

Fellow Butchers and Berzekers!!

The Red Cross has just declared a worldwide blood shortage, some places are reported to have less than a days supply left, especially of rarer blood types such as O negative, but all blood is running short for medical use.

So starting tomorrow and running through the entire 8th month of the year, show your allegiance to the Blood God and donate blood!

Blood type, how much you donate, donate plasma, volunteering or even donating a few dollars, all is encouraged as Khorne cares not from whence the Blood flows

SO LET. THE BLOOD. FLOW!!

Post selfies wearing a Khorne shirt or pictures of your Khorne Berzerkers at your nearby clinic and Khorne will reward you with triple 6s in your next game!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD DRIVE!!

I've lived where I lived for almost 20 years, since I was 11. At first it was a nice place, a new adventure but now?

Done, done, done, done, done, done, DOOOOOOOOOOOONE, with it

Today what set me off was what happened a million times over the years, we get no rain.

I love rain, I love moisture, I love thunder, I love storms but where I live gets very little rain and even the big monsoons we used to get have gotten thinner due to climate change.

But today we were promised rain, nothing major, just a few showers and what happened? It rained for 4 seconds then fizzled out and goes back to ungodly sun and heat.

I FUCKING HATE IT

I get this isn't exactly a life ending problem, but I'm just so tired of this fucking desert wasteland.

Looking forward to moving out in a year or so, peace out New Mexico, burn in hell, it will probably have better weather

I'm going to a big tournament in July, this will be the first GT I've been to in years, so I just ask for help with a list

Thoughts on this?

Brazen Blades (1995 points)

World Eaters

Strike Force (2000 points)

Berzerker Warband

CHARACTERS

Khârn the Betrayer (100 points)

• Warlord

• 1x Gorechild

1x Plasma pistol

Master of Executions (60 points)

• 1x Axe of dismemberment

1x Bolt pistol

Slaughterbound (135 points)

• 1x Lacerator and daemonic claw

• Enhancement: Berzerker Glaive

BATTLELINE

Khorne Berzerkers (180 points)

• 1x Khorne Berzerker Champion

• 1x Chainblade

1x Icon of Khorne

1x Plasma pistol

• 9x Khorne Berzerker

• 7x Bolt pistol

7x Chainblade

2x Khornate eviscerator

2x Plasma pistol

Khorne Berzerkers (180 points)

• 1x Khorne Berzerker Champion

• 1x Chainblade

1x Icon of Khorne

1x Plasma pistol

• 9x Khorne Berzerker

• 7x Bolt pistol

7x Chainblade

2x Khornate eviscerator

2x Plasma pistol

DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Chaos Rhino (85 points)

• 1x Armoured tracks

2x Combi-bolter

1x Havoc launcher

Chaos Rhino (85 points)

• 1x Armoured tracks

2x Combi-bolter

1x Havoc launcher

OTHER DATASHEETS

Chaos Spawn (90 points)

• 2x Chaos Spawn

• 2x Hideous mutations

Chaos Spawn (90 points)

• 2x Chaos Spawn

• 2x Hideous mutations

Eightbound (135 points)

• 1x Eightbound Champion

• 1x Chainblades

• 2x Eightbound

• 2x Chainblades

Eightbound (135 points)

• 1x Eightbound Champion

• 1x Chainblades

• 2x Eightbound

• 2x Chainblades

Eightbound (135 points)

• 1x Eightbound Champion

• 1x Chainblades

• 2x Eightbound

• 2x Chainblades

Exalted Eightbound (280 points)

• 1x Exalted Eightbound Champion

• 1x Chainblades

• 5x Exalted Eightbound

• 5x Chainblades

Forgefiend (165 points)

• 3x Ectoplasma cannon

1x Forgefiend claws

Goremongers (75 points)

• 1x Blood Herald

• 1x Autopistol

1x Chainblade

1x Close combat weapon

• 7x Goremongers

• 7x Autopistol

7x Chainblade

7x Close combat weapon

Jakhals (65 points)

• 1x Jakhal Pack Leader

• 1x Autopistol

1x Chainblades

• 1x Dishonoured

• 1x Paired manglers

• 8x Jakhal

• 8x Autopistol

8x Chainblades

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Just wrapped up another session of a undead/crunchy campaign that has been going great!

The party just fought against a raised Paladin being controlled by an evil sorcerer

Two party members die!

The Undead Paladin coldly impales the two by the heart. The Barbarian thanks the survivors for trusting her, the party's paladin tosses them his Orders amulet before dying by his old masters undead hand

After we've wrapped up session, my girlfriend says:

"You need to go fuckin shake G. R. R. Martin's hand after this one, ye fuckin _rude bastard_"

Here I am, trying to fly from my home city to see my partner up in Canada

Get there an hour and a half early, all checked in, through security, no problem!!

Board the plane, everything is on time, everyone gets on board without issue.

"Hey folks, bad news, San Francisco decided it's just not gonna bring planes in today, so we're gonna have a two and half hour delay, please get off the plane! Don't worry we'll reschedule you"

Apparently only one plane is allowed to enter Canada a day because now my flight is rescheduled for *tomorrow* at 7 in the morning. After waking up at four in the morning, now I get to wake up at four in the morning *again*.

A day I was supposed to spend traveling and then seeing my long distance partner now completely wasted on top of $100 for a hotel for the evening.

I wish just ONCE I could book a flight up to Canada without having to deal with endless bullshit after already paying out the ass

This is definitely not universal, many elderly people are delightful or at the very least polite

But I've been in customer service for going on ten years now and the way some older people act makes my blood boil.

I've been screamed at, told to go fuck myself, all the usuals and that's just water off my back but the way rude elderly people think they can talk down to me, treat me like I'm stupid, say absolutely vile things, and just hide it behind the 'oh I'm just an senior citizen' half baby talk voice pisses me off

Today, what set this off, I was helping someone figure out a return that hadn't been processed. I explain that we'll need their information and might need them to come in. Once we get to the other side of complain/whine island I get some more info and this old hag finally tells me that her purchase AND return was done AT ANOTHER FUCKING LOCATION????

I explain that she'll have to speak with that store about her refund since, you know, IT WAS AT THEIR STORE

"Oh, ok, I'll talk to them. I guess you just don't know your job"

I just tell her to have a nice day and hang up while she's still yammering.

Same generations that need constant coddling and praise for existing but treat anyone younger than them like idiots

Being older isn't an excuse to treat people like garbage. -SIGH-

Thank you