Best arc was the Scatino Bust out, love it every rewatch

Just so damn good. Whole storyline. Illustrates how ruthless these guys are when you’re indebted to them, like sharks in bloody water. Not to mention how shitty of a person Davey is.

Buddy with the Ramlosa’s, couple of these in our shub alright?

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 23 hours ago

Took a trip to the circlejeck sub and frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.

They have no respect for this thing. They’ve never done a ban, not really.

Listen to me, they shitpost anybody and everybody over there. And the way they do it? It’s all fucked up! There’s no creative quotes in the post, guy’s comments don’t get their upvotes.

I’m embarrassed. I laughed at their fat fuckin’ posts in friendship…

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 12 days ago

Hilarious, easily missed Paulie kiss-ass moment

When Jersey and New York are having dinner to celebrate new blood and everyone’s complaining how no food has come out yet. Artie comes out and goes “How’s everything?” Tony replies “Fantashtic.” Paulie immediately goes “Delicious” to food they don’t even fucking have just to kiss ass to Tony. Cracks me up every time.

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 12 days ago

The coldest hit in the whole show might’ve been on the Whitman’s chocolates box

Paulie brought and left it with those vultures like it was nothing to him. What could be done though, right? Vito, Ralph, Gigi, all made guys and that box of chocolates wasn’t. It was among the fat fucks, real greaseball shit. And we, the viewer, had to sit there and just take it. Didn’t stand a chance.

That box had to have been less than a year old, just a fuckin’ kid…

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 14 days ago

Not a lot of people talk about Tony consulting the random ass wizard he met in the hospital for advice.

Seeking his wise counsel on matters of life, philosophy, the world around us.

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 15 days ago
▲ 301 r/wow

Never noticed until now that Medivh keeps such saucy art in his tower...

u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 15 days ago

One of the dumbest stories the man ever told was the mom shopping story to explain how he wasn’t raised spoiled.

The one where he said his mom would let him hold a toy while shopping and when they were done would tell him to put it back and that explains why he wasn’t raised spoiled or entitled or some stupid shit.

Then, ironically, the traits he’s arguably most well known for is acting spoiled and entitled lmao.

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 16 days ago

I’ve determined Artie’s food gave Tony the food poisoning

I had long accepted that we’d never know, even with computers. However, after deep constipation on the matter I have come to a conclusion: Artie’s food is the culprit.

Let’s start with ghee. Indian food is cooked with it. Ghee has incredibly low moisture because most of the milk content and water is gone. Basically, it’s resillient to avoiding bacterial growth and has a lot removed which otherwise could fuck with a digestive track. Then there’s the spices. Cusamano himself said the spices are antibacterial. Cusamano said Tony had e. coli, rare if at all unlikely from ghee. You know what has e. coli? MUSSELS.

Now the food. Tony ate the Indian food and was perfectly fine up to arriving to Artie’s. Same with Puss, though different mains. Both eat the same mussels. Puss got sick after eating the mussels, albeit slightly less, but still just like Tony. No reaction after the Indian food but before Artie’s. The reaction only began after the shellfish. When you eat bad mussels, the reaction can be pretty quick.

In flammation, the logical conclusion is Artie was the rat fuck culprit who did Tony in.

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 17 days ago

Jimmy Altieri in a nutshell:

“Hello my fellow gangsters! Shall we discuss what crimes we have been committing, as a certain Italian-American subculture?”

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 18 days ago

Hilarious underrated Tony line

During his therapy session with Melfi, in regards to the latest developments on Vito.

“The guys that work for me are asking for head…”

Immediate realization

“His head… what da fuck?

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 18 days ago

So Jesus leans off the cross…

And whispahs to Petah

“How can this cross be okay if it’s askew? I don’t feel like I’m at 12 o’clock!”

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u/CoffeeDrinker82 — 20 days ago