u/DeeEmm

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Someone handed me a pamphlet with crocodiles ranked from best to worst.

I said “enough with your crocodile tiers!”

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u/DeeEmm — 5 days ago

When Kim Kardashian released a new scent everyone called her an entrepreneur.

But when I release a scent all my passengers start complaining.

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u/DeeEmm — 6 days ago

Forbidden Mango Juice

(Unless you really need it in which case you’re welcome to it. I’ll have more next week.)

u/DeeEmm — 8 days ago