u/Demoniac_smile

When I first saw the drawing of my wife our child drew in therapy, I thought she would love it.

Then the therapist explained that she had instructed Riley to draw a monster.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 3 days ago

Growing up I heard knocks on my bedroom wall at night that my parents always told me were from old plumbing.

Then when we renovated my room when I was 16 we tore down the drywall and found that there weren’t any pipes in that wall.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 5 days ago

After the three weeks of exorcism, my body was weak and in pain from deprivation but the entity that had controlled my body for the last five years was gone.

My tears weren’t from relief or pain, but rather from the fact that now I would have to live my own life.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 7 days ago

An angel of the lord appeared before me, filling my heart with light and truth, and set me a task.

While it pains me to do so, you’re one of the thirty-seven people I must crucify to satisfy the pure goodness of the lord’s divine will.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 8 days ago

“Oh?, I’m going to have fun with that guy following us down the alley.” said the raspy voice that lived in my head.

As I turned and my vision began to blur, I wasn’t worried about the creep, just how many innocents the demon would kill before I managed to retake control of my body.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 9 days ago

I looked into my wife’s deep blue eyes and knew something was very very wrong despite her smile.

I married a woman with bright green eyes, and a paralyzing fear of anything touching them.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 10 days ago

The guy I went on a date with last Saturday is definitely a keeper.

Fortunately we got more embalming fluid at work the day before, so I was able to get enough without raising suspicion again.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 11 days ago

Every morning I brush my teeth, shave, and carry out all those other grooming tasks while watching myself pound on the glass of the mirror looking terrified.

The jerk, at least when I was on that side of the glass I played along long enough for him to shave evenly.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 12 days ago

Like I hav for the last fifteen Years, I’ll be leaving flowers on my husband’s grave on Friday morning.

However, this will be the first time I take our eight year old to see his father’s grave.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 13 days ago