u/GarrettGalaxy

Also why did so many of my friends take pictures of me on the toilet lmao

I was dubbed Candy by the faculty lmao

Poor Bella 😭

And why was I rocking the coconut head cut from Neds Declassified School Survival Guide!

God I really thought I was something with a cigarette barely hanging out of my mouth

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Yes I wore a guinea pig costume to the bar, no it wasn't Halloween lol

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Yes that's me fucking zooted on molly doing a fireman's carry

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Bonus pic of 7yo me and my buddy in fatigues haha

Teriyaki made using soy sauce, water, garlic, ginger, mustard powder, brown sugar and some corn starch to thicken up a touch.

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Chicken Thighs seasoned with dried garlic, ginger powder, onion powder, sesame seeds and then baked in the oven.

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White Rice had some butter and a touch of garlic powder tossed in the pressure cooker with it.

Okay I'm done for now everyone haha

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The goldmine that is my Facebook and MySpace is giving me stomach ulcers looking at allll those mistakes lmao

My lord I really thought I was cool

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Bonus video for those that want to feel some severe second hand embarrassment, all I'll say is freestyling...🫣

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https://youtu.be/Dn3kr6M-0VQ?is=Xeg6ELuw86Q1iP7n

Made too much Linguine (cooked al dente and finished off in a pan with garlic butter) for some Chicken Parm a couple nights ago, and last nights Mediterranean salad (Roma Tomatoes, cucumbers, pickled red onions, tossed in some Mediterranean dressing, topped with Feta Cheese) is strictly made in bulk because I can eat my weight in it haha.

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For lunch today I figured I'd just mix the cold pasta in with the veggies, do a nice toss with a splash of the dressing and top with the Feta. I might be making this the normal, so good and much more filling!

Added a dash of onion powder, garlic powder, cracked pepper, and salt. Folded mozzarella and some tomatoes inside, then topped with Parmesan, Feta, romas and parsley!

Was such a blast and truly a time to remember! My buddy threw his phone onto the stage where Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn were doing a little Attack of the Show bit and they took a selfie with it and threw it back out to the crowd haha

MySpace just keeps delivering!

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Me and the homie have been best friends for 26 years and I'm proud of our shared cringe haha

Finally got back into my old MySpace and my lord it is filled with some gold!

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The second photo is from when I ran for 5th grade class president and hung posters up with this picture all over my school AND THE ENTIRE TOWN 😭

Delicious yet simple chicken but holy cow I could eat my weight in this salad: Roma Tomatoes, Cucumber, Pickled Red Onions, A Little Mediterranean Dressing, and topped with Feta Cheese!

Fried up some chicken thighs (dredged in flour mixed with garlic and onion powder, egg with basil, and Italian bread crumb tossed with mozzarella). After the fry topped with sauce, more mozzarella, and parmesan. Broiled for a few minutes and then topped with more parmesan and basil. Linguine cooked al dente, tossed with garlic butter, a nice couple spoon fulls of the sauce over the top once plated, and then finally laying the chicken on top of that. Absolutely delicious, easy, and fairly quick!