Throat Goat, Flexing Hookah, and Dog Skin, plus a current lil Slavic squat fyp

No the dog wasn't in pain, she weighed an obscenely light amount and would wag her whole body and jump all over you before and after being held this way

u/GarrettGalaxy — 2 months ago
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(OC) Six Flags family photo circa 2009, my dad's arms still dwarf mine

u/GarrettGalaxy — 2 months ago

Evolution of My Mirror Selfies 2010-2012, screenshots to preserve my original captions

Most recent mirror selfie included haha

u/GarrettGalaxy — 2 months ago

This fucking haircut I thought was attractive 11 years ago

Bonus pics with the same haircut but less noticeably bad, however acid and crazy black eye lmao

u/GarrettGalaxy — 3 months ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 6.1k r/HyphonixYT+1 crossposts

Recreating my favorite f*ckboy pics from a decade ago

From Dayum to just Dad hahaha

u/GarrettGalaxy — 3 months ago
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Recreating some Fuckboy photos

Maybe less of a blunder in some of y'all's eyes but jfc I was such a TOOL 🫠

u/GarrettGalaxy — 3 months ago

My first three MySpace profile pictures

And you guys thought me getting frisky with a cardboard cutout of Kristen Stewart was bad haha

u/GarrettGalaxy — 3 months ago

From boot licker, to boot, and now just bald with beer!

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I was also booted out of the Marines 😂😂

u/GarrettGalaxy — 3 months ago