u/GiraffeGuru993

I'm not gay I literally walk around with women there. Do you know how many women I've had sex with? Even if I told you the number you wouldn't believe me

You think I like hot jacked shirtless men with 6 pack abs dripping in sweat like my old high school gym teacher's assistant from Jarvis Cl or something? You're probably gay for projecting that on me. I'm not gay.

Nor am I a fish. I smell like fish because I swim in p*ssy

I'm not gay lol

Anon did this to himself.

When I was younger, I kept all my questionable photos and videos on a flash drive. Half naked guys, completely naked guys, gay bukkake, gay orgies, men holding hands, gay anal creampies, etc. You know, all the stuff a normal young man watches to remind himself that he doesn’t like any of that because he is straight. Keeping myself honest and whatnot.

Well, I wanted it to be clear to anyone that found this flash drive that it definitely did not have anything gay on it, so I labeled it so people would think it was nothing but cute puppies. “Cute puppies” was too long to write so I had to abbreviate it to “CP” which I now know was a mistake.

So anyways, I forget the flash drive at my desk during my senior year of high school, and the next morning I get called down to the office and am asked to explain myself to the school administration and my parents. I know that the only way to clear my name is to show them the flash drive (I was smart enough to put a password on it at least) so I plug it in and show them everything. They don’t believe that I only watch all of this to keep myself straight, but at least I don’t go to jail.

Anyways, the point is that you shouldn’t keep stuff like that. Just picture it in your head.

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