u/GiraffeGuru993
r/MartialMemes r/TheMatpatEffect r/Caldruki r/SatisfactoryGame r/copypasta r/whenthe r/mildlyboobs r/lies r/pibbyglitch r/shittydarksouls r/notinteresting r/VirtualPhotographers r/sssdfg r/LoserUtopia r/TextingTheory r/satisfactory r/DrakeTheType r/Clamworks r/cursedcomments r/explainthisscreen r/IDONTGIVEASWAG r/r34comments r/dorkington r/bfdi r/youll_be_banned r/OddlyErotic r/ihaveihaveihavereddit r/CrushesSayAboutMe r/asoiafcirclejerk r/MapPorn r/horse_decimator_9000 r/musicteenager r/BabyTV r/AlignmentChartFills r/AccidentalRenaissance r/Losercity r/sealsinoddsituations r/WaterfallDump
Seal decimators in training to combat h*rse piano
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 5 days ago
Breaking News Report
Hey, to the mod who sees this, thanks for doing these things for literally every post. You’ve made an incredibly fun community unlike anything I’ve ever seen. *kiss your forehead*
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 7 days ago
▲ 46 r/TheMatpatEffect
Thanks for not Matting My Pat Effect in front of my parents, I know that took restraint.
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 20 days ago
A normal visualization of the North American polar vortex
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 1 month ago
Unofficial sexualities tier list! Who is the straightest male character?
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u/GiraffeGuru993 — 1 month ago
no patrick that's not what you're supposed to say
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 1 month ago
▲ 240 r/horse_decimator_9000
Congrats to u/One_Cap_6299 for winning the sub icon. Again.
“Oh but Mr. Giraffe, you didn’t include the other competition entries!”
Fuck you. This is the first time an icon survived the competition, twice in a row. It is perfection. No other deserve that title.
Except maybe MikuxTeto doomed yuri.
Gulp.
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 2 months ago
▲ 671 r/horse_decimator_9000
Foul beast trespasses and forcibly awakens innocent lesbian [TW: H*rse]
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 2 months ago
▲ 671 r/ihaveihaveihavereddit
Ihaveihaveihave two types of cake, help me choose
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 2 months ago
▲ 27 r/CrushesSayAboutMe
You.
Hey uh, I know we don’t know each other very well, but uh, I just… *blushes* I like you, okay? It’s not original— I’m sure lots of people like you, I just.. I thought I could be special or something, I don’t know.
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 2 months ago
▲ 107 r/copypasta
You sir, are a gay fish.
I'm not gay I literally walk around with women there. Do you know how many women I've had sex with? Even if I told you the number you wouldn't believe me
You think I like hot jacked shirtless men with 6 pack abs dripping in sweat like my old high school gym teacher's assistant from Jarvis Cl or something? You're probably gay for projecting that on me. I'm not gay.
Nor am I a fish. I smell like fish because I swim in p*ssy
I'm not gay lol
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 2 months ago
ihaveihaveihave a funny joke
u/GiraffeGuru993 — 2 months ago